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April 22, 2011 Vol 2679 - Diviners
  Quote of the Day "Bush made things so bad thatAbraham Lincoln couldn’t have beaten Obama." -- that idiot Trump, but he may be right Link |
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"I mean, there’s millions of people in America that are really angry
because you pissed them off . . . because you’re so fucking good!”
-- Steven Tyler, shocking the children in the Idol house Wednesday, Link
FOX dropped the sound when he said that, but I'm pretty good at reading lips
and I could swear he said something that began with a hard "G" then "fucking good."
Did he say, "...so goddamned fucking good?"
I wonder what he really said?
Also, it's my guess the producers told him to drop the F-bomb.
It helps to make the show hip and it re-enforces what an "outlaw" Tyler is.
One story said, "Tyler pulled a Bono" last night - that comparison can't hurt Tyler's career.
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Religious insanity is not the cure for drought.
You might as well hire some Native Americans to do a rain dance, for all the good it will do.
Or, to quote Memphis Minnie:
"Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good."
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They'll put a cap in Gadaffy's ass
I like it.
No sodliers are lost, drones are relatively cheap and Gadaffy's days are numbered.
But why did we waste a month without using them?
Obama always does things slowly - sometimes too slowly.
When you go to war, the object is to put the fuck on the other guy.
All we've seen so far in Libya is some heavy petting.
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"We are not happy about the latest events in Libya, which are
pulling the international community into a conflict on the ground.
This may have unpredictable consequences."
-- Russian foreign minister Sergei Lavrov Link
The only "unpredictable consequences" I'd be worried about if China
or Russia started giving aid to the citizen--murdering Gadaffy regime.
If you two just stay out of it, we'll have this cleaned up before long.
Gaddafy isn't going to be a problem.
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Let me guess - an election is near?
They steal $3B a month, where is Obama for 30 months?
That ninety billion could buy a whole lot of heating oil for the super-poor,
but Obama, apparently, wants to get elected more than the poor need their heating oil.
I don't like saying that, but would a lie make you feel better?
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Cops searching cell phones
Is that legal? ACLU wants to know
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Does she look seven months pregnant here?
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Subject: Elizabeth Taylor posed nude
It is tasteful, but maybe you'd get flagged by the League for Purity if you posted it:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1372513/Elizabeth-Taylors-nude-portrait-24-seen-time.html
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I worry about liberal Democrats who are outraged at the thought of
seeing fully-clothed women in the Bartcop Hotties Section.
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Trump at war - with Seinfeld?
Can't he get along with anybody?
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What we need is a Trump-Palin war.
I'd pay to have a good seat for that.
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Nevada Sen. John Ensign resigns
It wasn't the sex, it was the cover-up and the payoff.
Shouldn't Tom Coburn resign with him?
Coburn was the bag man in the scheme to cover-up the truth.
Two Jews walk into Ahamandjob's NY Hotel roon...
Wait, this isn't a joke?
Ahmahandjob, shaking hands with the Jews?
Ahmahandjob, giving gifts to the Jews?
Ahmahandjob, hugging the Jews?
Or should this be on Real or Photoshop?
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Subject: Obama's birth certificate
Bart:
First, I want to emphasize that I believe President Obama was born in Hawaii, and is a US citizen
by virtue of the 14th Amendment even if both of his parents were aliens from Mars, so long as they
weren’t on diplomatic passports as Martian emissaries.
If he were born abroad on or after December 24, 1952 and before November 14, 1986 to a US citizen
mother and “alien” father, it is not quite so simple. Under current law (under the Child Citizenship Act
of 2000) he would be a US citizen, but under the law in effect at the time of his birth, his US citizen
mother would have been required to be physically present in the US or a US possession for 10 years
prior to his birth, five years of which must have been after his mother turned age 14.
There are a few other provisions of the law dealing with military service or employment with the
US government or intergovernmental international organization that don’t apply to the Obama family
factual situation). I know, eyes glaze over, but this is what I’ve done for what passes in some circles
for a living since 1977. It’s all moot, however, since he was born in Hawaii.
If Tim Pawlenty is referred to as “T-Paw”, can we refer to Donald Trump as “T-Rump”? ha ha
Robert the attorney
I think the best argument that Obama is a citizen is,
...don't you think Hillary had him vetted in 2008?
Do you think her team left any stones un-turned?
I'll bet she's seen a copy of his birth certificate :)
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Real or Photoshop?
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Yesterday's Real or Photoshop?
Steven B - I see Rick Santorum has been screwing dogs again.
Lamont - I never comment on Cheney family portraits.
Steven C - I just hope it's not real.
Rick P - Shadows look good, and the pixilation looks clean around the edges except along
the dogs’ (is that really a dog?) back. I’m going with Photoshopped, as it looks as though the
dog's torso was shortened. If not, that critter qualifies as the ugliest canine EVAH!!!!
Ross in Baja New England - I'm thinking the dog is real. It's amazing how thoroughly our species
has perverted the canids, but on the other hand I've known humans that looked a lot like that.
The old grunt has probably lived a long and pampered life, with more and better health care than
most of us. There's a lot of gratitude in those old cloudy eyes.
Oferrer - I vote it's real.
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$4.4 billion in profits after a
1 TRILLION bailout
AND a $2 billion refund?
For not paying their taxes?
Meanwhile, Obama's looking for budget cuts...
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last issue's mystery city is Beijing
That is the National Aquatic Center, built specifically for the 2008 Olympic Games.
Mungen Cakes
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
Bart, this turned out to be more of a mystery than I originally thought. At first glance it looked to be a Cord.
Then I noticed the running lights on top of the front fenders and thought again.
Turns out it was a 1937 Buick Century Bohman & Schwartz. Custom
made for the 1937 Cary Grant movie, "Topper".
MRG>
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