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Thursday April 28, 2011 Vol 2683 - Dicksterity
  Quote of the Day "I never doubted Obama was bornin America. I wanna know why he care only about banksters and not Americans?" -- Ted Rall in a Tweet |
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"Hey Trump, what's the "biggest scam ever" NOW? I'd say its a guy with
3 bankruptcies telling America how to get its financial house in order."
-- Bill Maher in a Tweet
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ElBaradei: Bush bastards are war criminals
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Obama says we can't hold criminals responsible.
...unless they're pot smokers or poker players.
THEN the weight of the entire federal government
comes crashing down on you unlawful sons of bitches!
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Help a girl get to St Andrews, Scotland
Isn't that where they invented golf?
Remember my good friend Christian Livermore?
She has been accepted into the graduate creative writing program
at the University of St Andrews in Scotland.
She starts in the Fall - if she can raise the money!
She's selling everything she has to raise $1400 for her student visa.
Link to everything she owns - up for sale!
This is her dream come true - if she can get there.
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"Donald Trump ( Mr Chapter 11) is a mean spirited BAD ACTOR
who couldn't find his ass with both hands & a map!
-- Cher in a tweet
I seem to have found a new source for quotes :)
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One rule of thumb:
If you hate Obama and you can't give a reasonable answer why - you're a racist.
It's like if you say "I hate Obama because he takes too many vacations,"
then you're a racist because Fyhrer Bush set the record for most days tossing off.
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'I don't know how anyone survived'"
-- Over 200 dead in overnight tornadoes Link
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We got a Wii Sports console for Chrtistmas.
It's connected to the Internet, so does that mean I could
play you online if you also had a connected Wii?
Update:
People say we cannot connect.
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After-Birthers - what to do now?
Now they're demanding to see the placenta
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Quotes
"On my way to the court house to testify against the (home invader).
I'm very nervous to see him face to face again. :(
OMG! That other psycho intruder just punched (boyfriend) Cy in the
back of the head as we were walking into the court house. So scary! :( "
-- just another day in the life of Paris Hilton, in a Tweet
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Subject: Rethugs 2012
BC,
After discussing the current crop of potential GOP nominees,
my political friends are recommending the Boehner-Bachman ticket.
Think about it, you got the old-line GOP experience with the
Oompa-Loompa and you’ve got the appeal to the Tea Party crazies.
Democrats better start planning for it now.
Remember, you heard it here first.
Air Force Mick
Boehner's approival is down to 34%.
He'll be lucky to remain Squeaker of the House.
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Subject: you missed a chance
Bart What they were really thinking was Nigger huh??
AAl Africans are Niggers huh??
You missed a chance to use your favourite word,
Fgbash, a certified fucking moron
Fgbash, you're acting like a fucking moron again.
Yes, I use the words racists use when I quote the sons of bitches.
It would be dishonest to substitute a nicer word when quoting them.
The State of Hawaii doesn't use that word - so I didn't.
What are you, some kind of fucking moron?
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Google has a dog fighting app
Write and tell them to stop that
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Real or Photoshop?
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Yesterday's Real or Photoshop?
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Hey,
Bart,
That
one’s definitely real: it’s those industrious Chinese.
George P.
If that
particular photo isn't real, the guy who photoshopped it wasted a lot
of time.
In Vietnam, Cambodia, and other parts of the 3rd world you can see
these incredible
transportation scenes every day, all day.
My vote says it's real.
Doug
100 pounds each and I see at least eight of them.
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Miss USA "violated" by TSA
"She touched my vagina four times - are rectal exams next?"
Link
I think it's safe to say she won't be flying much after this.
They'll red-flag her and quadro-grope her at every airport.
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Subject: Ignoring the progressive budget plan -- explained
Hi Bart,
The real reason the progressive budget has been shoved aside is because Democratic Whip
Steny Hoyer (a Blue Dog, not a REAL Democrat) ordered his peeps to vote against it.
Hoyer stabs progressives in back
Howie's article did not mention Obama's role, if any, in killing the progressive budget,
but Obama certainly wasn't using his bully pulpit to promote the progressive budget, was he ?
Enjoying your attempts at humor, as always.
Dan L in Joseph Plains, Idaho
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Kathy Griffin is going to strafe them Live on the TV Guide Channel.
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Subject: his birth certificate
Bart- if Obama had this birth certificate all along then why did he just now release it?
I don't understand this guy.
Bob
Bob, he didn't have it all along.
The Hawaiian Health Dept doesn't send them out, but Obama's lawyer
wrote and asked them to make an exeption and they agreed.
Plus, I think he released it too soon.
He should've released it the day Trump accepted the GOP Teabaggin' nomination.
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and your friends will wonder why you didn't recognize it.
Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last issue's mystery city is Seattle as seen from the sound.
The tall building is Columbia Tower; my wife says the view from
the Womens Room at the top is the best in the whole area. ha ha
G A
In what city does the moon set behind downtown?
All of 'em Bart.
It depends where you stand when you take the picture.
Paul in NC
That was a joke.
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First of all - you know the show is rigged, right?
They're not looking for a great unknown singer.
They're looking to make a lot of money - and they succeeded.
We enjoy watching it, but they're not under oath when they give the results.
I know who's going to win - or at least who should win.
If the vote riggers have any brains they'll agree with me.
Jacob - it would be a DISASTER if a shy, Christian Gospel singer wins.
He'll be Jacob who? faster than Lee Dewize who?
Scotty and Lauren - another disaster if either of them wins.
There's not enough country song downloaders to make them stars.
And before you mention Carrie Underwood, she's a crossover singer.
Her songs are as pop as they are country, which means heavy sales.
Bob Seger and The Eagles are all-time album sellers because they
appeal to country fans and rock fans so they sell to both worlds.
One thing Scotty and Lauren proved is they CAN'T cross over.
Even when the coaches tell them "You need to ROCK this song,"
they can't help but be all twangy, twangy, twangy.
James - he's a rocker and he's good - but rock can't win.
He needs to get out soon - like Daughtry did.
If James wins he'll have no street cred with other rockers
because he'll be singing weepy ballads for the first year.
Casey - super talented but he's about as coachable as Shirley Manson.
He'd be a disaster for the producers trying to guide his career.
Even if he's locked into the strictest contract ever, NOTHING can stop Casey
from scatting his way thru every syrupy ballad they force him to sing.
Haley - an advertiser's dream come true.
She's young, she's cute, the camera loves her and she'll follow their orders.
Idol desperately needs another chart-topper and Haley is perfect for the role.
You couldn't name last year's winner if I hadn't mentioned him.
You couldn't name the previous year's winner, either.
And how did sleepy Chris whoever beat Adam Lambert, a certified star?
It's that crooked voting.
The Idol dudes knew Lambert was gay AND they knew he was uncoachable.
So, if the producers have any brains, they'll rig this so Haley wins.
That's who horndog Steven Tyler is rooting for :)
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
Bart, that's Neil Armstrong, one heckuva test pilot, X-15 test pilot, Gemini mission pilot
who saved himself and his crew-mate and flew the lunar lander onto the moon even though
the landing computer was overloaded. "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
I stayed up all night, (I was 9,) watching.
Ross
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