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"Our military wanted to go in there and just scorch the earth, but President Obama
single-handedly understood what was at stake here. He alone understood the need
to get DNA to prove the death ... it was President Obama single-handedly and alone
who came up with the strategy that brought about the effective assassination of
Osama bin Laden. Thank God for President Obama."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, who later claimed he was kidding Link
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"Our military wanted to go in there and just scorch the earth, but President Obama
single-handedly understood what was at stake here. He alone understood the need
to get DNA to prove the death ... it was President Obama single-handedly and alone
who came up with the strategy that brought about the effective assassination of
Osama bin Laden. Thank God for President Obama."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, who later claimed he was kidding Link
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Most Rethugs say Bush's finest hour was that bullhorn moment.
But what did he do?
He said, "Bin Laden's not important
and I don't care where he is" and
veered over to Iraq to steal their oil.
Obama
did what America needed
by Chris Matthews
Link
We want our presidents to be all things: to have the oratory of JFK, the confidence of FDR,
the resonant patriotism of Reagan, the common-sense toughness of Harry Truman, the military
temperament and restraint of Ike, the human feel of Bill Clinton.
Well, you learn the more you pay attention, that you can't have it all.
But what of the man who kept cool through all the clatter and nonsense knowing he had other
work today, he and Leon Panetta and the other grown-ups. They were doing what Americans
wanted, needed, knew had to be done for humanity - get Bin Laden, get him so that people
would know that the victims - and that's an awful lot of people in this time of terrorism - have
their tough guys too who can do the good work of this planet.
Yes, this could have gone very badly.
It could have been a trap to capture those SEALS and then Osama could've
broadcast their beheadings live on the Internet - but that didn't happen.
Did Obama just win a second term?
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by Chris Matthews
Link
We want our presidents to be all things: to have the oratory of JFK, the confidence of FDR,
the resonant patriotism of Reagan, the common-sense toughness of Harry Truman, the military
temperament and restraint of Ike, the human feel of Bill Clinton.
Well, you learn the more you pay attention, that you can't have it all.
But what of the man who kept cool through all the clatter and nonsense knowing he had other
work today, he and Leon Panetta and the other grown-ups. They were doing what Americans
wanted, needed, knew had to be done for humanity - get Bin Laden, get him so that people
would know that the victims - and that's an awful lot of people in this time of terrorism - have
their tough guys too who can do the good work of this planet.
Yes, this could have gone very badly.
It could have been a trap to capture those SEALS and then Osama could've
broadcast their beheadings live on the Internet - but that didn't happen.
Did Obama just win a second term?
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Subject: Obama's bin Laden problem
Bart:
His statement after killing Bin Laden should have been "Git Er Done" ha ha
...then maybe the rightwing would have understood.
Instead, at midnight, he gives a 10 min speech saying we killed the son of a bitch
and the rightwing says he is politicizing it. He didn't shove 15 pair of socks in his crotch,
wear a jumpsuit and have a Mission Accomplished banner behind him while coming out
of an aircraft carrier...no that's not politicizing anything.
Years later, several hundred trillion dollars later, thousands of dead later....he still didn't
have him and he said..."He wasn't important, it doesn't really matter if we get him."
We started two wars over him and it didn't fucking matter?????
Meanwhile everytime THEY killed anyone, the Bush administration said we killed the #1 person.
It didn't matter if it was the midwife of Bin Laden's 13th wife who delivered his 23rd child....damnit,
she was important and we got her.
WHAT THE FUCK???
Lisa
Yes, Bush told thousands of lies and the whore press always backed him up
while the Democrats just stood there and let him get away with it.
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Quotes
"No wonder the president's top generals call him a 'Cool Hand Luke.'
After giving the order to execute bin Laden, Obama put on a tuxedo
and gave a comedy speech at the White House Corr, Dinner. If we could
have seen everything unfolding in real time, it would have had the same
dramatic effect as the intercutting in the president's favorite movie,
"The Godfather," when Michael Corleone calmly acts as godfather at
his nephew's baptism at church, even as his lieutenants carry out the
gory hits he has ordered on rival mobsters."
-- Maureen Dowd, almost being nice to her president
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Bush remains a Sore Loser
Refuses to share spotlight with the man who got Osama
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"Essentially, Obama is holding military funding hostage to NPR funding. This is a perfect
analogy for what is wrong with this entire budget showdown Our federal government has
strayed so far from what is constitutionally mandated that they are blind to the fact that
NPR funding is not a constitutional duty. Funding our military at a time of war is!"
-- Sarah Palin (R- Lying whore) Link
She's right about onew thing - this is what's wrong with our budget shutdown.
The Rethugs put so much poison in this bill - they knew Obama wouldn't sign it
so the Rethungs are delaying the funding of the military budget.
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"Essentially, Obama is holding military funding hostage to NPR funding. This is a perfect
analogy for what is wrong with this entire budget showdown Our federal government has
strayed so far from what is constitutionally mandated that they are blind to the fact that
NPR funding is not a constitutional duty. Funding our military at a time of war is!"
-- Sarah Palin (R- Lying whore) Link
She's right about onew thing - this is what's wrong with our budget shutdown.
The Rethugs put so much poison in this bill - they knew Obama wouldn't sign it
so the Rethungs are delaying the funding of the military budget.
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Obama's jihad against pot
He does something right, then screws up again
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Candidate Obama didn't have a problem with pot,
but President Obama has a giant pot cactus up his butt.
Why can't he just chill?
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They didn't clearly say this, but I believe this is a picture of
the team watching the bin Laden raid live as it happened.
Those SEALS went in with cameras and mics
and beamed the live action back to Washington.
Why I'm Always Wrong on Everything
by David Sirota
Link
Yes, Osama bin Laden was the worst guy in the world, but he and his companions
were people nonetheless, and we're not supposed to be happy when people died.
Idiot, we're not happy when "people" die.
We're happy when mass murderers meet justice.
What are you, stupid or something?
Yesterday, a bunch of soldiers storming into someone's house and killing him and
some of his family. And people took to the street in joy. It can be a strange feeling.
No, a group of highly-trained perfectionists risked their lives to make the world safer.
David Sirota, you must be a bitter, old man with no joy on your life.
Who are you to tell people how to live their lives?
I say we celebrate when we're happy and the Emotion Police can go screw themselves.
Clearly, Sirota wants to feel superior to the rest of us so he's scolding us now.
Sirota wants to make the case that "this is what we've become."
No, David, this one time we're going to celebrate an asshole's death.
When was the last time Sirota was right about anything?
David, you've became the Fred Barnes of the Left (not a compliment.)
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Rule No. 4: Don't mess with Team 6
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Subject: Is Osama really dead?
If Osama were still alive he would have already put out a tape laughing at us, or at least
al-Zawahiri would be mouthing off about it. Al-Jazeera would be running live coverage of
America's buffoonery. There would be no way to keep Osama's survival a secret.
President Obama is a good poker player and he knows better than to bluff on a 2, 3 off-suit
(he's the preemptive folding type of player, after all).
If by some chance, Osama is still alive; then he would have to be in our custody or we'd
never have claimed to have killed him. And if that's the case then I'm sure that Osama will
eventually end up in the same place anyway: dumped in the sea with two bullets in his brain.
If Osama is still alive, then he'd probably be in the deepest, darkest hell-hole that we could find.
I would imagine that our government would have a bunch of hard, pipe-hitting mother-effers
getting medieval on his zealous ass with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. All that stuff Bush & Co.
did to "suspects" would pale in comparison the "advanced interrogation" we would perform on bin Laden.
That's a joke, people. Laugh it off.
In all seriousness, Osama is dead. I think the President told the SEALS, "Blow his brains out, unless
you've got a REALLY good reason not to." The body was dumped at sea because, well, fuck bin Laden.
He doesn't deserve a grave. And from what I understand no nation WANTED to host his tomb.
We wanted to show Al-Qaida (and Gaddaffy and everyone else) that you can't hide from us.
Allah will not protect you from the US of A. It may take years (fewer years when the Dems are
in charge, obviously) but we will find you. You will know my name is America, when I lay my
vengeance upon thee.
It's crude and a little barbaric, but we're violent little apes, always have been, always will be;
whether we like to admit it or not. If nothing else, Obama scored some points with the caveman crowd.
I'm a peace-loving leftie, generally against the war and death penalty and totally against the Iraq War,
Guantanamo, water-boarding, torture and extraordinary rendition. But to hell with bin Laden.
He deserved whatever he got. Like Perkel said, I wish the bastard was burning in hell.
Mitch
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