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Tuesday, May 10, 2011 Vol 2688 - Duck soup
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He's officially a candidate for president Link Which will hurt him more? Obama getting OBL or his "cancer" divorce? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: out of Afghanistan Bart, you wrote: > I want to get out too, but what about the Afghani women? > If we leave they're in for a lifetime of sexual and actual slavery. Bart, I hate to say it but women around the globe are in deep *hit! Here in America our own legislature recently redefined rape! Abortion rights are all but denuded and the health care system has been dismantled. It is time to wake up and smell the roses. American women are in grave danger as well! There is no need to unnecessarily kill or maim troops and innocent civilians. Bring the troops home and then focus on human rights. It has been my experience that the human rights issues are seldom solved by the guns and bombs! Peace, Kim Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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