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Wednesday, May 11, 2011 Vol 2689 - Mike Franks
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"Gingrich is presenting himself as a family man who has embraced Catholicism and found God, with his third wife as a kind of character witness. Depending on one's point of view, she is a reminder of his complicated past, or his secret political weapon." -- Teagan Goddard Link Send e-mail to Bart GOP
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They HATE poor people - they want them dead Link The House Republican budget would leave up to 44 million more low-income people uninsured as the federal government cuts states' Medicaid funding by about one-third over the next 10 years, nonpartisan groups said in a report issued Tuesday. The analysis concluded that Medicaid's role would be "significantly compromised ... with no obvious alternative to take its place," if the GOP budget is adopted. Now that Obama has put two in OBL, do you think he'll be a better negotiator? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: the vulgar Pigboy Rush Limbaugh is the self proclaimed leader of the Republican Party and the voice of conservatism. The Jiggling Junkie is also a hysterical hypocrite. When AWOLBush was president, one of PigBoy’s callers called the Bush administration a “regime”. Well, Limbaugh fell into a genuine, sissified, bed wetting hissy fit, screaming at his caller that “this is America, not some third world country. We don’t have regimes.” Then he cut off his caller. Yet, every day, El Lardass calls the Obama Administration a “regime”. Every day, multiple times a day. Look up hypocrisy in the dictionary, there’s probably a picture of that fat, drug addled, Nazi prick next to it. Nick in Nevada Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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