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Wednesday, May 18, 2011 Vol 2692 - Folding wars
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"Eight years is enough. I'm going to win re-election, and then I'm done," -- Hillary Clinton, quoting Obama, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Why did the news media believe Trump was serious? Sometimes I think the news media is deliberately trying to make the public stupid. Every 4 years Donald Trump pretends he's going to run for president and every 4 years he decides not to for the same reason. Trump like being a billionaire and he's not going to give that up to get a real job. But every time the news media act like he's serious. Why don't they just say, "we're not going to cover this because it's stupid." America is in real trouble and no one is taking it seriously. If the news media were really covering the news they would be discussing real issues like the fact that America is collapsing. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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support. bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 to bartcop@bartcop.com Survivor finale was great Boston Rob, the master, finally won Survivor. He said they finished shooting last September and they had to wait nine long months before finding out who was the winner. He said he gave his wife (previous million dollar Survivor winner Amber Brkch) the impression that he came in fourth. Then Sunday, they watched the last two hours together live in the Ed Sullivan Theater and she was surprised to see him not only win the game and the million dollars, but viewers voted Rob an extra $100K for playing the best game ever. TV Stuff It's official - the best three actors on TV had their shows cancelled. In no particular order... Michael Imperioli in Detroit 1-8-7 Tim Roth in Lie to Me Jason Clarke in Chicago Code I guess America just doesn't like great acting. Send e-mail to Bart Saturday is the End of the World I'm ready - are you? Link "We’re in our final days,” Robin Harp said. “There is absolutely no possibility that this won’t happen. There is no question mark. The Biblical evidence is just overwhelming.” They say a giant earthquake will caus this. It's my guess Earth has earthquakes every day, so they'll claim vicotory no matter what. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Bin Laden bin dead? Bart, One, James Inhofe (R-Bogbrain-Oklahoma), saw the pictures and if they weren't of Bin Laden's wormy corpse, would he ever, ever, ever say it was him if it wasn't? Not a effin' chance! Jim Good point - it reminds of the Waco Investigation. A Republican ran that investigation and he concluded the Clinton and Reno were "100% innocent." Tim McVeigh didn't believe Senator Ralston Purina so he murdered 161 people in Okalhoma City Republicans - they're insane by definition. Send e-mail to Bart Hi Bart These are some of the warning fliers we bombed the many cities on our target lists with. It says run for your life, you city is going to be destroyed. Brian in LA Are you
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Good riddance to bin Laden He ended up more David Koresh than Hitler by Gene Lyons Link Subject: bin Laden bullshit Aloha Bart, All this OBL bullshit is driving me crazy. I'm against the death penalty. I think it's applied in an inequitable way, is immoral, and results in the death of innocents. However if someone breaks into my house in the dead of night I'm not gonna think twice about capping his ass or chasing him down the driveway, after he's killed a member of my family, and shooting him down like a f-ing dog. Bin Laden's been running down the driveway for a decade. Fuck him. JD Joe, I agree with much of that. I'm not a lawyer, but I know human nature so I'm good with a jury. I'm maybe 98% against the death penalty. But I'm 2 percent for it and bin Laden fits right into that. Send e-mail to Bart "Hi, my name is Saif al-Adel. Bet you Navy SEALS can't shoot me in the f-ing head." Musclehead, the serial groper Link It's easy to feel sympathetic towards Shriver, who's clearly dealing with a highly emotional, humiliating public scandal. No one likes to see anyone suffer like that, and my heart goes out to her and her five children. But I also can't help feeling for those fifteen women who her husband allegedly molested. Women whose reputations were attacked and whose lives were forever changed by the man Shriver so loyally defended as they both sought even more fame and power than they already had. You can't tell me that on some very visceral level Shriver did not know of or at the very least suspect the sort of lewd behavior of which Arnold was likely guilty. I'm not at all saying she's responsible for this new scandal, but she certainly helped feed the beast. Send e-mail to Bart When Rick throws the frisbee, Dewey catches it. Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Wildlife Picture of the Day Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Newt Bart, Newt knows he ain’t gonna get elected. His slimy scam is the same one that other yucky Catholic, Alan Keyes, used when he repeatedly and ridiculously ran for POTUS – when he did, his speaking fees rosé from, say, $15,00 to about $75,000. (Bart's wild guess) Which worked for a while then petered out. Sidebar: Imagine joining the Catholic church to clean up your image. Ha! That’s like joining the Tea Party to show how much you love the poor and downtrodden. - Pipe Pipe, you're not always right, but you're right this time. Send e-mail to Bart I'm trying to get all the ID tags off these snippets. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: OBL's DNA Bart, they said they had his sister's brain after she died of cancer. So they may have other bits as well. She donated her body to the CIA without prior knowledge..... Mary in WA Mary, thanks for that Send e-mail to Bart Santorum: McCain doesn't understand interrogation Even tho he was tortured for 5.5 years... Link Former Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Man on Dog sex) said today that John McCain, who spent 5 1/2 years enduring brutal treatment at the hands of his North Vietnamese captors, doesn't know how effective waterboarding and other harsh interrogation techniques can be. The Dog sexer insisted the tactics led the United States to bin Laden. McCain said in a speech last week that waterboarding Khalid Sheikh Mohammed did not provide information that led to bin Laden's compound in Pakistan. I love it when the jackals turn on each other. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Santorum Bart, when asked if throwing a bucket of cold water onto a man who is engaged in a carnal embrace with a dog will really break the coupling, John McCain responded, "Well I suppose so. Seems like it would." When advised of McCain's response, Rick Santorum replied, "Senator McCain is a good friend but he doesn't understand man on dog sex like I do. A bucket of cold water will only make the dog smell bad and the man irritated." Steven B Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair
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