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Thurs-Friday, June 2-3, 2011 Vol 2700 - Camp Cupcake
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"Killing OBL was a risky decision to make. The president made it, he made it correctly, including the decision to dispose of bin Laden's body so that wouldn't become a cause celebre. So these men, these firefighters and police officers that he met with, are men who exercise bravery every day in their lives, I think they admire that in the president. " -- Rudy, forgetting to lie Link Send e-mail to Bart GOP
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It's a long list of losers and has-beens Link Nearly four in ten Republicans and those who lean toward Republicans said they were unhappy with their current choices in the presidential field. The dissatisfaction with the Republican field comes in the wake of decisions by Huckabee and Mitch Daniels not to run. Both men were considered serious contenders for the GOP nod. The level of unhappiness is likely to stoke speculation about possible candidacies by the likes of Texas Gov. Rick Perry, who seemed to open the door to a bid last week, and publicity whore Sarah Palin who is in the midst of a free-wheeling bus tour around the country. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Weiner steps in it - BIG time Hey Bart, As with all things breitbart this was proven a hoax (really bad photoshop) within a few hours. I have seen no evidence of that. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean that the GOP won't beat it to death. Which is why Weiner is an idiot. James So why didn't Weiner say, "That's not me in the photo?" It's not like you need to be some skilled political operative to deny that it was you in the picture with your pants pulled down. Why did Weiner call it "a prank?" He could lose his career over this "prank." Why did Weiner refuse to have it investigated? How many wrong moves can an innocent man make? Before you have a cow, read below. I think I solved the Weiner mystery Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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Also, check out their Sexy Halloween Costumes Hollywood's 'Liberal agenda' Pure horseshit from right-wing whores Link Excerpt: In one video, "Friends" co-creator Marta Kauffman says that when she cast Candace Gingrich as the minister of a lesbian wedding, "There was a bit of [a middle finger] in it to the right wing." Kauffman also acknowledges she "put together a staff of mostly liberal people," which is another major point of Shapiro's book: that conservatives aren't welcome in Hollywood. Pure horseshit. You can tell from the tone of the article, they think they pulled off the biggest "gotcha" in Hollywood history. Hollywood is in the story-telling business. Stories that praise Hitler don't sell as well as stories that demonize him. If you think that means conservatives aren't welcome in Hollywood that says us more about you than it says about "liberal" Hollywood. Besides, the lying asshole who wrote this story works for The Hollywood Reporter. How can that be if conservatove whores are banned from Hollywood? Gotcha! Send e-mail to Bart If Teabaggers weren't too stupid to read charts, they'd see the debt skyrocketted under Reagan/Bush. Then it dropped drastically under Clinton, then Der Moron ran the debt thru the f-ing roof. If Teabaggers could master reading graphs, they might vote in their own self-interests - for Democrats. Quotes "Under the agreement with the Koch Foundation, faculty only retain the illusion of control. The contract specifies that an advisory committee appointed by Koch decides which candidates should be considered. The foundation can also withdraw its funding if it's not happy with the faculty's choice or if the hires don't meet "objectives" set by Koch during annual evaluations. " -- Crooks & Liars on the Koch Brothers buying Florida State Link Send e-mail to Bart New Jersey Gov Christie takes NJ State Police chopper to kid's ball game. I guess he really doesn't want to be president. Link GOP: Tax breaks for BIG OIL Exxon only made $30 Billion last year Link Exxon Mobil is by far the most profitable company in the new Fortune 500 list, riding “high oil prices to a staggering $30 billion in income” in 2010. Exxon made over $10 billion more than fellow oil giant Chevron, the third most profitable company (AT&T edged out Chevron for the number two spot). ConocoPhillips’ $11.4 billion in profits put it in the 16th spot, giving the three oil giants a combined $60.9 billion in profits in 2010. Today, House Republicans celebrated this massive redistribution of wealth from American families to oil executives. With the support of 7 oil-patch Democrats, 234 Republicans voted to block a bill to eliminate a $1.8 billion annual subsidy that treats oil drilling as “domestic manufacturing. So when you pay $80 for that $30 fill-up, remember to thank the GOP. (If the Dems talked like that, they'd never lose an elecion) Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Again with the cheap shots at Obama over UIGEA Link It's our old friend Mike The Dealer. Send e-mail to Bart Granted,
she's not exactly holding the sticker
but she's definitely posing with the gentleman. Hey Bart, Did you get GEORGE McGOVERN to hold your sticker? Congratulations! Stu the lawyer. No, a reader got him to hold it. Thanks, reader! If you don't know about the Democratic nominee for president in 1972, you might not believe his WWII story. Dan Savage - an offer you can refuse They play Hardball in Canadian politics Link I believe Dan Savage is the creator of that very awful (but he deserves it) Santorum Google Bomb Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Re: Noam Chomsky Dude... The problem with Chomsky and other Far-Left Intellectual Elitists of his ilk is that they don't live in our world. They inhabit the academic 'Ivory Towers' of the 'Ivy League' and other prestigious universities. MIT in Chomsky's case. Their contact with 'Just us Folks' is minimal at best. They are too busy, way up there in their intellectual Olympus, thinking important thoughts, making profound statements and writing them all down so that they can pass them around to each other, to be bothered. Besides, we aren't as smart as they are, so our opinions matter little to them and we don't know what's in our own best interest anyway. They do. Meanwhile, the vast majority of Americans (and I'm pretty confident in that estimate) are all too glad that OBL is dead, dead, dead... and they don't give a rat's ass how it was done... Only that it was... So, there it is... BadtotheboneBob . Send e-mail to Bart One Hundred and Fifty Million Zombies. Sixty Million Dogs. All of them hungry for warm human flesh. The dead have risen, killing anyone they find. The living know what's caused it - a vicious contagion. But it's too late to stop it. Kindle $5.95 Paperback $13.09 Click Here Quotes
"A french fry holder and candle holder were on Tony Romo's wedding registry. Can't say I'm surprised that Romo asked for help in holding on to things." ha ha -- Chris Chase on the Dallas Cowboy's Tony Romo's wedding Link I hope the NFL doesn't strike. I can't wait for Cowboys-hating season to start. Send e-mail to Bart He'll sit there for a minute - then the box starts moving around the room like a swimming pool skimmer. Of course, Rusty stares at the box and wonders how such magic is possible. Send e-mail to Bart Building 7 Debate continues... Link This will probably be the last one - I can't get stuck on this. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Weiner, Breitbart, and the gullible masses Taking Robert Wuhl's fathers advice, judge slowly, I don't care to project Weiner's role, as it is none of my business. It's our business in that Weiner could lose his seat over this and he's one of the best fighters we have. However, you seem to fall in the trap that Breitbart has lain. It is reasonable for one to come to the conclusions you list, but it is also reasonable to go beyond them. We are talking about Andrew Breitbart, the man who... I will stipulate that Breitbart is a lying scumbag whore. No need to list his sins - he's not the guy who can't answer simple questions. ...this fraud needs to be exposed as the fraud he is. So why doesn't - or why can't - Weiner expose him? Fact: Whoever sent the nasty pic has Weiner's password. Does Weiner really give his passwords to more people than he can remember? It smells - it smells real bad and Brietbart can't make Weiner answer poorly. Thanks Bart, and happy June, I hope it does not get too hot this year. May all your days be 40 degrees and moist. Julian in Telluride If someone asked me, "Did you send nasty pics to some coed?" I wouldn't stand there and stutter and ask for a different question. I'd say, "Of course not, what lying fool claims I did?" Weiner can't/didn't do that. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I may have solved the puzzle. I cam't be sure, but everything fits. I'll bet his wife took the picture and perhaps she put a little photoshop on it. Then, she playfully but stupidly mails the picture to Seattle girl with a note that says "This is mine - and you can't have it - ha ha" Weiner finds out and somehow erases the picture before Seattle girl can see it. So, Rep Weiner, is that picture of you? In a way it is and in a way it isn't - that would explain his inability to answer the simple question. So, Rep Weiner, did you mail the lewd photo? No, he says he did not. His choices might be his wife or his career - that would explain his inability to answer the simple question. I recently asked, How many of Weiner's staff have his personal password who'd also want to huirt him? The wife may have that password, and tho not evil, maybe she had too much wine that night. And how did Breitbart get the photo? I don't know Bush about cracking someone's Twitter password - is that easy? Could Brietbart have committed a crime if he hacked Weiner? If I send you, the reader, a photo and Brietbart has a copy - how'd he do that? Wrapping up, maybe Weiner can't talk because he's a gentleman. What a drag - you commit no sins and you don't sleep around and now you're in a goddamnh sex scandal that you talk about. Question is: Will that cost him his House seat? Send e-mail to Bart The back of the bikers shirt says, "If you can read this, the crazy, ill-informed, media nutjob fell off." Brian H. Saw it on politicalhumor.about.com GE: Solar cheaper than gas in 5 years Link Excerpt: Solar power may be cheaper than electricity generated by fossil fuels and nuclear reactors within three to five years because of innovations, said Mark M. Little, the global research director for General Electric Co. Translation: Oil will soon be $200 a barrel and it will catch up to expensive solar energy in costs. Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 172 shows online to listen to. That's a lot of BCRwith more shows coming! "What damn fool thing is Bart going to say next?" Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics. Anybody have any talent on loan from God?
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empty - and peaceful - when I arrived this evening. We had a nice little rain shower so I wasn't expecting a sunset, but then it cleared up. Hope to get out on the water today as I heard the rainbows were biting good this weekend. Astrocat, on the road between Alaska and Minnesota This was written before I figured out the mystery Subject: Anthony Weiner 1. The girl in question is from Washington State. She is a student who posted herself as @RepWeiner’s girlfriend, so as a joke, Rep Weiner followed her on twitter and they’ve been having fun with it. He has never met her, she has never met him. I can't imagine a more dangerous game for a just-married, firebrand politician. That "girlfriend" was sent an inappropriate photo that Weiner cannot explain. Sounds like the mother of all nightmares and Weiner is handling it terribly. 2. Jon Stewart, who has been friends with Weiner for YEARS says there is no way the photo is of him and he would know because he’s seen Weiner in various states of dress and undress, and if there’s anyone who’s opinion on this I trust, it’s Stewart’s. Stewart also said Weiner is a great guy and he hopes he's innocent. 3. The only real person bitching about it from the beginning is Breitbart and that makes it suspicious because Breitbart has fabricated shit before in an attempt to bring down someone and Rep Weiner would be a target that Breitbart would love to take out. You are correct! This began as a nothing story by a known liar - THEN Weiner made it 100 times worse. Christ, he's answering questions like Bill Richardson (not a compliment). Don’t be so quick to throw Weiner under the bus. If Breitbart weren’t involved, and Stewart weren’t saying “no way it ain’t him” I might agree with you. But living where I live in NJ, we hear rumors, and I can tell you that I’ve never once heard a rumor about Weiner. I’d eat my hat if this ends up being the truth. Dee in NJ I'm not throwing Weiner under anything. He is self-destructing at an alarming rate and it's sad to watch one of our best fighters flounder this way. Why call two press conferences in one day and then refuse to answer simple questions? Why did Weiner refuse to say, "That's not me in the photo?" I see three options here: Weiner is lying. He's somehow failing to understand that his career is at stake. He's been betrayed (or surprised) by someone who's name he can't reveal. Possibility: His wife took the picture and maybe she "enhanced" Weiner's package for fun. That would explain why "Is that you or not?" has no black and white answer. But if he's protecting his new wife, who sent the picture to the coed? BTW, thanks for not calling me a liar or Rush Limbaugh. Send e-mail to Bart Wildlife Photo of the Day Link Send e-mail to Bart Sweet Bixby corn growing at Conrad Farms. Can it get 6 feet tall in the next 22 days? We need heat, Lord! Make it 100 degrees every day, Lord! Boner savaged by Catholics Who do we root for this time? Link John Boehner’s demands on raising the debt limit, an action he has already pledged to take both publicly and privately on numerous occasions, are clearly ridiculous. They also have nothing to do with reducing debt, because the rigid stance against tax increases means that under his plan the budget would add $5 trillion to the debt over the next decade. The goal is to cut spending enough to pay for lower taxes for the rich, and that’s pretty much it. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Weiner steps in it Lack of evidence is NOT evidence. I can't believe you could jump to so many conclusions based on so little evidence. So, you're saying I'll look like a genius if/when I'm proven right? "That's what a guilty man says" That is too stupid to warrant a response. If you say so. I've been around long enough to know when a man's hiding something. Yesterday, Wolf the Whore asked Weiner, "Is that you in the picture?" Weiner's answer began, "We've hired a firm..." Why couldn't he answer, "No, of course not! I don't take pictures of myself in my underwear." And you think he's got nothing to hide? Nevertheless, if refusing to discuss something makes one guilty in your mind, you have lowered the bar considerably from the usual "preponderance of the evidence" or "beyond a reasonable doubt." I guess that makes all criminal defendants guilty if they don't take the stand and deny the charges against them and answer all the questions their enemies want to pose. We're not talking about "all criminal defendants." We're talking about a firebrand politician caught up in a career-ending (?) sex scandal. Every time he dodges a question, his future gets a little darker. Don't you see that? "...that means he knows who the "hacker" is." No Bart, it doesn't mean that, you just pretended that it means that. Really? How many people have your Internet passwords and how many of them would betray you by e-mailing out a picture of you with an erection to a young woman? It could have a thousand different meanings. You just chose the one that supported your opinion and ignored all conflicting thoughts. When I hear hoves, I think horses, not zebras. Besdies, I never gave my Nancy Grace Guarantee that Weiner is a pervert. I just wonder why he can't answer the simplest questions in the whole world Sometimes you sound like Rush Limbaugh of the Left. You just make up shit and pretend that it is true. Zombywoof Well, that's standard around here. If my opinion doesn't line up with yours, I'm either Rush or Cheney. Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. Business slow? Time to advertise! 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