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Thurs-Friday, June 16-17, 2011 Vol 2708 - Unauthorized rambling
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"I believe NBC owes Callista an apology, because my campaign is my campaign. Yes, we make decisions as a couple, but I take full responsibility. And I think NBC was totally irresponsible, and personally reprehensible, and the kind of thing that makes it hard to get decent people to run for public office." -- Newt, whining on FOX News about how mean NBC is, Link Newt, who suggested you were "decent people?" Sure, NBC is made up of lying whores, but are you saying they didn't talk to your staff after they quit and asked them why they quit? Are you cheating on Calista yet? Send e-mail to Bart Kucinich
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Link Democratic Congressman Dennis Kucinich has seen enough from this White House and is now leading the charge with nine other members of Congress to try and stop Obama from saving the lives of the brave rebels in Libya. The bipartisan members from the House includes Ron Paul. The lawsuit filed against the Obama administration seeks: “Injunctive and declaratory relief to protect the plaintiffs and the country from a stated policy of defendant Obama, whereby a president may unilaterally go to war in Libya and other countries without the declaration of war from Congress.” There goes Kucinich again. In all hias years in congress, did Kucinich ever sue the Bush bastards for wars, rapes, kidnapping torture and murder? No, he only goes after his allies, not the enemy. Maybe it's time for Dennis to try the private sector? Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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I was 15 years old and yes, still a virgin! Oh my God, all of us kids went nuts over that appearance! It was very scandalous and that's exactly what made it so exciting! Every girl in school was wearing black lace, teased hair and ankle boots! Lady Gaga is talented, but Madonna was the first! No one will ever do what Madonna did because nothing is shocking anymore. Madonna did it all and I was there to see, it, just like with "Thriller" and the Moowalk! Those were the days my man! Keep hammering! Danah Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 172 shows online to listen to. Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics.
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