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Tuesday, June 21, 2011 Vol 2710 - Some crispy duck
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"With Weiner out, Alec Baldwin may run for NY mayor! Stephen Baldwin is also excited, it could mean a better spot for him to sleep in Central Park..." -- Bill Maher, mocking religious insanity ina Tweet Send e-mail to Bart Whore
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Really? Arab women enjoy being slaves? They enjoy living their lives under a veil? They enjoy house arrest unless their husband is home? They enjoy being uneducated, non-driving, second class "citizens?" They enjoy being stoned to death after being raped? I have a feeling you're not married, Russell. Send e-mail to Bart Welfare sticker sighting - thanks to Dave in Maine Bob Gates's Business of Lying by Robert Parry Link Last Wednesday, Bob Gates said that “most governments lie to each other. That’s the way business gets done.” Gates’s Realpolitik answer before the Senate Appropriations Committee drew appreciative laughter from the audience and the usual press kudos for his “refreshing candor,” but Gates’s response could also be a reminder about his own dubious honesty regarding his role in major government scandals. After all, if “most governments lie to each other,” it follows that government officials do the lying and the U.S. government is not immune from the practice. So, if Gates felt that his work for past presidents – while he was at the CIA or the White House – needed to be protected by lying, would he lie? I'd like to applaud Bob Parry for his correct spelling on Gates's. Over the years the possessive has become so mangled, Catholic nuns hardly recognize it anymore. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: McCain blaming Mexicans Bart, I spent nearly 35 years as a wildland/rural firefighter for the California Department of Forestry and I have a slightly different slant on McCain's lying assed pronouncement. Keep kickin' their asses. Tom B Racist McCain said, "They have set fires because they signal others, they have set fires to keep warm..." Really, John? They set fires to keep warm at night ...in Arizona ...in June? The low in Vegas last night was 75 - how cold can it be 400 miles south of there? Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Michael Bay's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward." -- Megan Fox's comments that got her fired from the Transformers mega-franchise by Steven Spielberg Link Send e-mail to Bart I disagree on Libya by Vince Link I think I'm right - Let's fight! Send e-mail to Bart The newest sticker is in! Here's the deal: Pick three of any one sticker, then one of each of the remaining four... Plus an old-fashined oval like President Bartlet has... And I'll throw in a Bush WPE frig magnet for FREE!! Never let them forget THEY had the WPE! That's three of any single sticker (already a $20 value) and one each of the other four stickers and a WPE magnet ...all for just $26 Your order could look like this: 8 pieces ...all for just $26 We take credit cards Click to Subscribe or Donate
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The GOP explains... It was on TV, so it must be OK for work AZ wildfire update
Arizona Wildfires only grow in numbers and size. Sunday winds exceeding 60 MPH were recorded near the edge of the Monument Fire which has now burned into Sierra Vista destroying an unknown number of homes in addition to the already reported 44 homes. The people evacuated now total over 10,000 from this fire with no end in sight. Zeke in Tucson Protestor Brian Haw Dies Link Anti-war demonstrator Brian Haw has died, his family has said. A statement on his website revealed that the 62-year-old, who spent the last decade of his life protesting in Parliament Square, lost his battle with lung cancer early on Saturday morning. Mr Haw began his protest in Parliament Square in 2000 against the economic sanctions imposed on Iraq. His encampment opposite the Houses of Parliament remained undisturbed for a decade, despite numerous attempts by the authorities to oust him. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Rabbinical dog murder Hey Bart, I keep hearing that Jews believe that once you're dead you're dead; no heaven, no hell. How does reincarnation fit in with this philosophy? Or maybe it's one of those crazy ass religious things where God loves my team more than he loves your team. Ain't no crazy like religious crazy. Eric X One of the problems with religious insanity is all the off-shoots. How many religions are there - at least 600 in America? And all 600 are 100% certain THEY worship the one, true God - it's crazy. Send e-mail to Bart Who's the hottie holding the Bartcop sticker? Send e-mail to Bart Nobody got it - this was a tough one. That's "Uncle Lou" Pallo, who played guitar in Les Paul's band for 25 years or so. Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are soon-to-be 173 shows online to listen to. Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics.
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I was quite surprised when I got up close to it, I've never seen it growing so profusely in one place before! Astrocat Chris Wallace admits FOX bias Jon Stewart put him in a box Link Too bad Jon didn't promote his visit to FOX News. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Hottie pages Bart, when I try to access the Hotties sections of the site, I get a message saying, "Not found". This should be corrected, Bart. Groege M George, we changed the link when we went to the new "Spend the Day with" software. The link for the Main Hottie Page is http://www.bartcop.com/bch_hotties/ You can always find that link right under the Daily Hottie, Browse thru 110 pages of in BC Hotties Once you get there, you'll see Music Hotties, Movie Hotties, TV Hotties etc. Thanks for clicking - I'm trying to stay in business! Send e-mail to Bart Gas Buddy Gas Buddy is an iPhone app that scans for nearby gas prices. Until I downloaded it (Free) I didn't realize how different gas prices were. Here in Tulsa, Quik Trip has gas 15 cents per gallon lower than Shell and Texaco. How does a company sell gas for $3.75 when $3.60 gas is a mile away? Fifteen cents a gallon with a 15 gallon tank is a savings of $2.25 per tank. I used to blindly buy gas at the station on the corner, thinking it was just a penny or two but now I know to always fill-up at Quik Trip. But I'll use my Gas Buddy when I'm on the road - I recommend it. Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Who's that Celebrity? Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: baby boomers Bart, your own Wikepedia link says baby boomers were born between 1945 and 1964. Marsha Marsha, I may have an IQ of 64 but I'm waaay too smart to argue with a generous donor :) I read that line: The term Generation Jones has sometimes been used to distinguish those born from 1954 onward. Calling it Huff/Po 40 makes one think Wilson was born in 1971 :) Send e-mail to Bart I will no longer open any e-mail with a blank Subject. Too many viruses are spreading and I get lots of e-mail. If you get the virus and don't know anyone who can fix it, http://www.cat9productions.com/RemoteComputerSupport.html My tech is the BEST Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We clean infected computers. Can we clean yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Send e-mail to Bart GOP should nominate Obama Link If Obama chose to run for reelection not as a Democrat but as a moderate Republican, he could bring about two healthy transformations in the American political system. The moderate wing of the Republican Party could be restored. And the Demo nomination might be opened up to politicians from the Democratic wing of the Democratic Party. In the last generation, the old-fashioned moderate Republicans from New England and the Midwest symbolized by Nelson Rockefeller have been driven out of the GOP by the conservative followers of Goldwater and Reagan. Streaming into the Democratic Party as voters, and buying it with ample Wall Street cash as donors, this upscale elite has changed the party from a populist liberal alliance of unionized workers and populists into a socially liberal, economically conservative version of the old country-club Republicanism of the pre-Reagan era. The transformation began under Carter, accelerated under Clinton and has nearly been completed under Barack Obama. This is not your grandfather’s Democratic Party. It is your grandfather’s GOP of 1955. Send e-mail to Bart \
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