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"Between Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Libya and Yemen, it has been tough
for Obama to pick the right spot to display his Nobel Peace Prize."
-- Ted Rall, being anti-everything/everyone again, in a tweet
Hey Ted, did you see this story?
Helpless player's wife attacked Link
When innocent people are attacked by violent aggressors,
stepping in to defend them is NOT the crime you're painting it to be.
No soldiers are dying and we're saving Libyan lives - so why complain?
If that was your wife and kids, wouldn't you want someone as "violent" as Obama to help?
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"Between Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Libya and Yemen, it has been tough
for Obama to pick the right spot to display his Nobel Peace Prize."
-- Ted Rall, being anti-everything/everyone again, in a tweet
Hey Ted, did you see this story?
Helpless player's wife attacked Link
When innocent people are attacked by violent aggressors,
stepping in to defend them is NOT the crime you're painting it to be.
No soldiers are dying and we're saving Libyan lives - so why complain?
If that was your wife and kids, wouldn't you want someone as "violent" as Obama to help?
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Batshit
Soars, T-Paw goes Limp
Link
They are both from Minnesota but Bachmann's combative style scores against Pawlenty.
Bachmann announced her bid during a New Hampshire debate. She then bashed Obama's
health care reforms and bitched about saving lives in Libya.
Pawlenty, meanwhile, stumbled. He made "Minnesota Nice" and demurred from
criticizing Romney directly, admitting later that he was a pussy.
A new poll found Bachmann had surged into second place behind Romney.
TPaw's support was staying away in droves.
Think what weird times we live in.
Bachmann could take the GOP nomination and here's why:
Those Teabaggers are so crazy, every time she says "We need to abolish
the IRS, demolish the EPA and demolish the Department of Education,"
she's going to surge ahead in the polls.
What could Romney possibly say to surge in the polls?
In half-sane times, you'd figure it would end up Romney/Batshit.
But I think Batshit has it going on with those crazy Teabaggers.
Check this out:
If Palin wants in, she has to debate Bachman for three hours!
ha ha
...and can we go back to yelling "Grandma killer!" at Paul Ryan?
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Link
They are both from Minnesota but Bachmann's combative style scores against Pawlenty.
Bachmann announced her bid during a New Hampshire debate. She then bashed Obama's
health care reforms and bitched about saving lives in Libya.
Pawlenty, meanwhile, stumbled. He made "Minnesota Nice" and demurred from
criticizing Romney directly, admitting later that he was a pussy.
A new poll found Bachmann had surged into second place behind Romney.
TPaw's support was staying away in droves.
Think what weird times we live in.
Bachmann could take the GOP nomination and here's why:
Those Teabaggers are so crazy, every time she says "We need to abolish
the IRS, demolish the EPA and demolish the Department of Education,"
she's going to surge ahead in the polls.
What could Romney possibly say to surge in the polls?
In half-sane times, you'd figure it would end up Romney/Batshit.
But I think Batshit has it going on with those crazy Teabaggers.
Check this out:
If Palin wants in, she has to debate Bachman for three hours!
ha ha
...and can we go back to yelling "Grandma killer!" at Paul Ryan?
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"A Jerusalem rabbinical court condemned to death by stoning a dog
it suspects is the reincarnation of a secular lawyer who insulted the
court's judges 20 years ago, Ynet website reported Friday."
-- Cheese-eating, Surrender Monkey Press Agency via Raw Story, Link
I was wrong - religious people aren't crazy at all.
Stoning a reincarnated dog to death is a normal, logical thing to do.
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'Palin is smart' wager - I got money
This Jim Robbins fool won't gamble with me
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"Rita Wilson, actress-wife of Tom Hanks, has been named editor-at-large of "Huff/Post 40,"
the Huffington Post's new website aimed at the baby boomer generation."
-- Olivia Allin, Link
I like Rita Wilson OK, but who is she trying to fool?
Baby boomers are people born between 1945 and 1954.
Wouldn't "Huff/Post 66" have been more accurate?
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400 wildfires in Florida
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So what's the problem?
Just have Gov. Rick Scott pray to his all-forgiving God and everything will be fine.
I know the LAST thing they want is help from the evil government.
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Sarah Palin?
When FOX News puts Tina Fey's picture up, instead.
Do they ever get anything right at FOX News?
When FOX News puts Tina Fey's picture up, instead.
Do they ever get anything right at FOX News?
McCain on AZ Wildfires: "I blame the beaners..."
Link
You mean those God=-awful Mexicans risked their lives to crawl across
the desert in 120-degree heat just so they could set some fires and then
crawl back across the desert in 120-degree heat to go home?
I thought you said "Beaners are lazy" John...
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About Socialized Medicine...
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Why do Black poeple rob, rape and murder?
The GOP explains...
It was on TV, so it must be OK for work
The GOP explains...
It was on TV, so it must be OK for work
Who
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is it Calista or Caligula?
Humor - Don't Write and challenge the math : )
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned-in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
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"I hadn't really eaten much that night. She said she didn't relize the brownies were "special", adding,
"Six hours later I was like, 'Hey.what's going on? I fell out of bed, on the floor and stumbled down stairs...
and I was like a brain tumour...and then the ambulance comes, and the guy is like, 'This bitch is high as a kite!"
-- former Idol judge Kara Dioguardi, after eating pot, brownies at Paula Abdul's house, Link
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Subject: Question for congress
I have a question for every member of Congress.
Do members still get paid if they refuse to raise the debt limit?
If they do then that's just plain wrong.
If America runs out of money then Congress shouldn't get paid.
Marc Perkel
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Those Lying NRA Handjobs
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Subject: Straight talk on worker's rights
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Subject: Obama Says If He Were In Weiner's Position, He'd resign, THEN He Says
...he'll "bounce back." That's some lame shit by Obama, in my opinion.
Why didn't he just shut up and and let it alone? Was he trying to to "appease" his liberal "base"?
Fat fucking chance. Don't think they're his base any more.
You say that Weiner "finally did the right thing", and "Can we get back to the budget (fight) now?"
After the way the Dems behaved here, do you really think they'll fight for Social Security and Medicare?
Riiiiight.
You know as well as I do what's next.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2011/06/obama-says-weiner-and-wife-will-bounce-back/1
Look Bart, I love your page, I really do.
I suspect that you have to "tow the line" a bit as we get closer to 2012,
and I believe you will have as independent a voice as you can.
My vote in 2012 will definitely not go to Obama, barring some kind of miraculous turnaround,
like maybe actions instead of "soaring rhetoric," but I won't hold my breath.
Lori, a public school teacher from Wisconsin (fitzwalkerstan)
Lori, I'm angry with Obama, too, but think about this:
Do you really want President Bachmann stacking the Supreme Court for the next eight years?
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Subject: Paul, Kucinich, Impeachment,
The "incursion" into Libya is different from all prior "wars".
Both Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich do an excellent job of explaining just why on YouTube.
If you don't have the time to investigate for yourself, I'll do my best to paraphrase for you.
Each succeding President pushes the envelope further and further when it comes to using our military.
In this case, however, Obama did something that even the Monkey didn't do. Obama justified his actions
by getting approval not from Congress, but from the UN Security Councel.
I know that you've been in favor of Obama's recent actions in Libya. But if you condone this "war",
then you are in effect saying that the President has unilateral and unquestioned authority to go to war
whenever and wherever he wants. If that's the case, then the wars in Iraq and Afganistan have to be okay also.
I like at least two things about Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich. They both interpret the Constitution
conservatively, and they both have shown that they can work together across party lines.
Those are good things that should be brought out more on your web site.
Paul in Idaho
I disagree.
The GOP is against anything and everything Obama is for.
If Obama had dithered even longer while Inhofe and Coburn said "No,"
tens of thousands of civilians in Libya would likely be dead.
Bush didn't invade Iraq to save lives.
He invaded to steal Iraq's oil and show his Daddy how tough he was.
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Ten year anniversary of the Bartcop Hex on Eldrick
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Tiger Woods was the most recognizable person on earth and the most dominant athlete
of this generation when he arrived at Tulsa's Southern Hills Country Club 10 years ago.
Woods had won 29 tournaments worldwide and four major championships in the two
previous seasons leading up to the 2001 U.S. Open at Southern Hills. He was considered
virtually unbeatable and golf was enjoying a renaissance in popularity.
Jill Lieber, sports reporter for the USA Yoday in 2001 wrote::
"You might as well give the 101st U.S. Open trophy to Tiger Woods right now.
Why should any other golfer even show up at Southern Hills in Tulsa June 11-17?" Link
That pissed me off.
Earlier, a letter to the Tulsa World Editor said: "Our street shave been under
construction for TWO YEARS. We have to finish our streets before Tiger arrives."
That pissed me off BIG-TIME and the Bartcop Curse on Eldrick was cast:
From Thursday, June 14, 2001 - Bartcop Volume 0498
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Back to 2011
When he arrived at Tulsa, he owned the 2001 Masters, the 2000 PGA Championship, the 2000
British Open and the 2000 U.S. Open. However, the 2001 U.S. Open will never be remembered
for Goosen's first major championship. It'll always be where the "Tiger Slam," and the most
dominating five years in professional golf, came to an end.
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, last issue's mystery city is Alesund, Norway.
Yvette
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From
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Really?
My readers are uneducated men over the age
of 65 who read this page from school?
Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
The four 'vagabonds' are Thomas Edison, John Burroughs, Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone,
Aodhan in Germantown, TN
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See why Washington state gave away the gold in Idaho's mountains.
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