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Wednesday July 6, 2011 Vol 2717 - The Devil is dancing
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"Forget about trying to learn from your mistakes. Just keep driving blindfolded into the night..." -- Fareen Zakaria's advice to the Teabagging GOP TIME Mag Send e-mail to Bart Perry
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Can we take afford another insane, right-wing TX governor? Link Gov. Rick Perry shares many attributes with Der Monkey Fuhrer, George W. Bush. He has the same straight-legged Texas swagger; the down-home, clipped speaking style; the desert-baked conservatism. But in recent years, Perry has broken politically with Der Monkey, questioning his credentials as a fiscal conservative, accusing him of going on “a big-government binge” and playing down some of Bush’s accomplishments in Texas in light of his own. Perry’s public statements exposed a long-simmering rivalry that had been little known outside the political fraternity here but underscores the rightward drift of the Republican Party since Der Monkey was president. More acutely, Perry’s criticism holds potential peril and benefit for him should he decide to mount a presidential campaign, allowing him to establish an identity distinct from Mr. Bush but risking a guerrilla campaign against him by the former president’s inner circle. That's what we need - a civil war in Texas amongst the troglodytes. We also need a nasty, hair-pulling, shirt-pulled-off fight between the Pub Whore and Batshit. Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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for $20Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com Supply-side horseshit It never worked, not even once Link The theory of supply-side economics tells us that if you cut taxes on rich people and corporations, the newly liberated moguls and businessmen will take their windfall and invest it, creating jobs and accelerating the rate of economic growth. The benefits of a light hand on the upper class, therefore, will "trickle down" to the working man and woman. Ever since Ronald Reagan first attempted to make supply-side economics a reality and proceeded to inaugurate an era of persistent government deficits and growing income inequality, it has become harder and harder to make the trickle-down argument with a straight face. But we've never seen anything quite like the disaster that's playing out right now. The Wall Street Journal reported on Tuesday that corporate profits are looking quite strong for the second quarter of 2011. Even the Journal can't sugarcoat the basic facts: While the U.S. economy staggers through one of its slowest recoveries since the Great Depression, American companies are poised to report strong earnings for the second quarter -- exposing a dichotomy between corporate performance and the overall health of the economy. But that's just the tip of the nightmare. That supply-sdie shit never worked becauise the super-rich are greedy. The truth is, if you give a rich man more money, he COULD hire some people, but the fact is he won't, as witnessed by today's mountain of unspent cash. When people are desperate for jobs, nobody asks for a raise - and that's how the super-rich like it. When Clinton created 24M jobs, people got raises and the super-rich don't like that. Send e-mail to Bart Nancy Grace - Beck with a uterus? Once again she proves how self-obsessed she really is Link Nancy Grace is never wrong. Just ask Nancy Grace. The spitfire talking head, whose main job the past three years appears to have been hashing out the gruesome details of Caylee Anthony's death on a nightly basis, has made no secret of what she thinks happened to the child and who she believes is responsible – the woman she dismissively refers to as "Tot Mom." So when a Florida jury delivered a verdict of not guilty on the charges against Casey Anthony of murder, manslaughter, and child abuse, Nancy Grace was not having any of it. On her show Tuesday, she made it clear again what she believed should have happened "I absolutely cannot believe Caylee's death has gone unavenged," she said. "Now I know, it is our duty as American citizens to respect the jury system .... But I know one thing, as the defense sits by and has their champagne toast after the not guilty verdict, somewhere out there the devil is dancing tonight." If we chipped in some money, could we buy this nutty bitch a shame gene? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: doing what I can... Bart, I'm clicking away like crazy on your site..... Such an easy way to help out. Mario Dude, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart Grover Norquist is Jim Jones A rant by Tally Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "You claimed you created 280 million jobs. You only created 240 million. So your stimulus package actually cost us 30 million jobs." -- Rick Man-on-Dog Santorum, very confused about Obama and math Link If Obama created a mere 24 million jobs, he'd win 65 states next year. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: hottie pages Hola Bart, I'd be more inclined to peruse your "hotties" pages if you included the beauties from Bollywood, such as Kajol, Rani Mukherji, Mahima Choudhry, Preity Zinta, Aishwarya Rai and Deepika Padukone. We need more photos of beautiful women from other cultures and less gringas. I've heard of Aishwarya Rai... Just my personal opinion. I can't send cash (I'm a missionary and have to beg for my money) but I can peruse your alternate pages in order to help you. Keep swingin' that hammer! Yer budd in Panama, Padre Mickey http://padremickey.blogspot.com The problem is finding those pictures. Someone asked about Natalie Manes from the Dixie Chicks. There are only a handful of high-quality pictures of Natalie. Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 174 shows online to listen to. Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics. You can select a monthly
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George in Oregon Send e-mail to Bart Nancy Grace drunk on Anthony Trial Soon, the TV scape will be filled with NG wannabees Link Led by super-whore Nancy Grace, the entire cable landscape -- and now the broadcast news networks -- seem to have gotten drunk on the Casey Anthony trial. A month ago, most Americans would have said: Casey who? Yet when a Florida jury announced on Tuesday that the young mother was not guilty, Julie Chen cried on national television while CBS and ABC speed-raced to air hour-long nightly specials. Why does this case get such coverage? Answer: Ratings, ratings, ratings. Grace's single-minded pursuit of more fame put CNN's Headline News (HLN) in second place during June, the 29-year-old channel's best ratings month ever. And it also helped the network challenge Fox News in the coveted adults 25-54 demographic during primetime. Of course, the bigger cable news outlets noticed HLN's ratings success. As the numbers looked better and better for HLN, MSNBC, Fox News and even CNN began devoting more and more of their air time to the trial. By the time Tuesday's verdict was announced, it wasn't just cable news channels covering the trial, but almost every major media outlet. I didn't see much of the trial but it looked like a re-run of O.J. The idiot prosecutors were sooooo in love with the sound of their own voices. If they could say something in ten words, they used 200 words. They went over the same material a dozen times, always using more words than last time. If it takes you 200 words to make a simple point, your point is no longer simple. I think the jury glazed over from the billion-word offense and decided they didn't want to hang a woman since they couldn't understand the idiot prosecutors' weird language. And then, of all people Marcia f-ing Clark (OJ's screw-up) was on TV last night explaining where the prosecutors went wrong - but nobody asked me :) Plus, did you hear they used JUNK science trying to hang that woman? The local cops came up with a vacuum cleaner that could "smell death." Horseshit like that has never been used in a trial in America, but the Ft Lauderdale cops had no trouble calling it "science." Their magic Hoover told them a body was in her trunk, but observers said that was pure bullshit, that the Hoover might've been smelling old cheese! And that idiot-whore Grace has been screaming "100% guilty, I guarantee it" for THREE YEARS. But, like Palin and Bachmann, she still ever more has "credibility" with her millions of fans. You can be wrong about everything all the time and still get rich in this stupid country. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Allen Geui story Hi Bart, Very generous decent and, dare I say, truly Christian of Allen to give the money away that he won in the free throw contest. Alas, this would no doubt be spun by the psychotic bizarre world right wing media machine as proof that trickle down economic theory works. Just a thought… Keep hammerin’, you are my non-prescription mood stabilizer. Greg K Greg, thanks for that. I hope Allen doesn't blow his knee out before he makes some money. Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Polls show the public will blame the GOP if the government shuts down. That means all Obama has to do is ...nothing. If he takes a nap until it's all over, Democrats win. No Social Security check? Blame the GOP. Soldiers not gettiong paid? Blame the GOP. All Obama has to do is NOT cave in - as usual - and we win. Who's that Celebrity? Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Glaciers near Hyder, AK Bart, Some glaciers north of Hyder, AK, / Stewart, BC near where I've been making a living for a bit. I'm still dropped out of the political battle because - 1) you have a great President, 2) I'm burnt out from it and resting for the next round, 3) the current battle is in good hands, 4) I'm trying to maintain a pleasant glow to enjoy the good life north of 60 degrees. Enjoy the pics, they're for you. If you head this way you can drive to similar places (this one takes a wee plane/chopper ride). Driving is all good. peace Bart, joe in the yukon Joe, thanks for that. The heat index in K-Drag today is 110 degrees so that looks nice. But soon, the glaciers will all be gone. Too bad we can't get Obama to fight against global warming. Send e-mail to Bart Hamas Barbie or Ann Coulter? I will no longer open any e-mail with a blank Subject. Too many viruses are spreading and I get lots of e-mail. If you get the virus and don't know anyone who can fix it, http://www.cat9productions.com/RemoteComputerSupport.html My tech is the BEST Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We clean infected computers. Can we clean yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Send e-mail to Bart Subject: four percent Bart, You should ask your tech dude or someone else who knows web page coding if right clicking to open in a new tab actually counts as a click. This is how I view all your many extra pages because it is more convenient and quick than directly clicking the page, viewing it, and then clicking BACK to wait for the page to reload again. Just a thought Frankl Frank, I'm pretty sure that works - but I'll ask to be sure. Thanks. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at If you'd call with a question or a point of view we could argue on the next edition of Bartcop Radio Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city is the Transfăgărăşan (trans (over, across) + Făgăraş) or DN7C is the most dramatic and second-highest paved road in Romania. Built as a strategic military route, the 90 km of twists and turns run north to south across the tallest sections of the SouthernCarpathians, between the highest peak in the country,Moldoveanu, and the second highest, Negoiu. The road connects the historic regions of Transylvania and Wallachia, and the cities ofSibiu and Piteşti. It was known as The building is Poenari Castle, known as the real Dracula's castle. I cheated. I saw this on Top Gear UK. Tom Tom, you did good. Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link This is a really good one... 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