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Thurs-Friday July 7-8, 2011 Vol 2718 - Captain Cave-in
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"Republicans are using the debt limit measure as a gun against the heads of Americans to retain breaks for corporate jet owners or oil and gas companies." -- Obama, who sounds like he's been reading bartcop.com Link Send e-mail to Bart Murdoch breaks, kills tabloid The whole world it watching, you goon! Link
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Advertisers bailing, government involved... Link The UK Guardian reported Tuesday that News reporters targeted Milly Dowler, the 13-year-old who went missing in 2002 and was later found dead. (According to the Guardian, News of the World reporters deleted messages on Dowler's phone to "free up space," giving her family the false hope she might still be alive.) "I can't think of any jam that Murdoch has gotten into that's tighter than this one," Slate's Jack Shafer wrote. "As long as the victims of the phone-hacking were rich people and big shots, Murdoch didn't have to worry too much about public opinion. But Dowler's parents are neither rich nor big shots. " But the news has gotten even worse for Murdoch--with reports that the paper may have engineered payoffs to police authorities. Vanity Fair reported that Andy Coulson, the paper's editor from 2003 to 2006, admitted that "he condoned payments from members of his staff at the News of the World to Scotland Yard," according to e-mails the company has handed over to the police. So, as long as this billionaire bastard was stealing from celebs it was OK. but now he's fucked with the family of a dead 13-year old so it's a crime? Murdoch is a billionaire many times over. Why does he have to break the law to make a few more dollars? Greedy Rethugs - all the money in the world isn't enough for them. Maybe Murdoch needs a few years in a slimy Brit prison to reflect on his life of crime? Send e-mail to Bart
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"I cut Social Security and Medicare with the help of my Republican buddies. Please vote for me anyway. Hey, I'm not ALL bad." Is there still time to primary this alleged Democrat? I know of one person who could maybe pull it off... Quotes "So Casey Anthony knew the kid drowned and got scared - so she went to parties? She went by the old adage 'When in doubt, do an 8-ball.'" -- David Spade in a tweet Send e-mail to Bart Perry's Texas "worse than Iran" He's even crazier than Der Monkey Fuhrer Link Gov Rick Perry (R-Secede) is endangering every American traveling abroad by refusing to halt a Texan execution after the guilty man was refused his rights. In 1994, Humberto Garcia. was convicted of rape and murder and sentenced to death. Byt an omission in the handling of his case may make things tough for American citizens arrested abroad: Leal wasn't told that he could contact the Mexican Consulate. Texas Gov. Rick Perry has rejected requests from the United Nations high commissioner for human rights, diplomats, judges, former President Monkey Fuhrer, retired military officials and now, President Obama, to stay the execution. Perry wants to look tough for his Teabaggers, but he's endangering every American abroad. If Texas executes Garcia without allowing him to talk to the Mexican embassy, why should foreign counmtries allow jailed Americans to contact the US embassy? As noted in the article, even IRAN allows jailed foreigners to contact their embassy, but that holds no weight in Tejas where executing darkies is their #1 source of entertainment. Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 174 shows online to listen to. Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics. You can select a monthly
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Subject: CNN Headline News Casey Anthony will be released from jail next Wednesday. Earlier today, she was sentenced to four years for four misdemeanor counts of lying to cops. She has been in jail for almost three years and is being given time off for good behavior. So where does she go now? Her own show on FOX? Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Who's that Celebrity? Link Send e-mail to Bart Speilberg's Super 8, Movie Review I was disappointed. My expectations were high - I was hoping for another E.T. or Raiders or Poltergeist and what I got, instead, was a cookie-cutter monster movie about how evil the military is. J.J. Abrams directed, so I was hoping it might be as good as the last Star Trek film, which I thought was done really, really well, but this latest offering just floundered. Plus, true to J.J. Abrams, there were so many unanswered questions. Why did the monster relocate every dog in town 30-50 miles away? They never say - Abrams always does that - give you a clue about a mystery but then he never explains why he wasted the time and film to include that. Turns out Elle Fanning can act - who knew? Last time I saw her, she was a annoying, giggling six year-old on the American Idol finale, but she was good in this movie, as was the never-acted-before newbie, Joel Counrtney. Critics gave the movie a B. I think they were being polite. They had the makings of a great film here - it just never got out. Send e-mail to Bart The morons who run Yahoo have struck again. They've deleted the mail link from their page. NOBODY would want to read their mail, right? How can American engineers and web designers be so goddamn stupid? This is what the "new and improved" Yahoo is like. If you upgrade, you lose your Mail link. ...and those Yahoo hookers continue to bother me. Can we have Yahoo arrested for running hookers? Does America make anything that f-ing works? Besides Accords and Camrys, I mean. I will no longer open any e-mail with a blank Subject. Too many viruses are spreading and I get lots of e-mail. If you get the virus and don't know anyone who can fix it, http://www.cat9productions.com/RemoteComputerSupport.html My tech is the BEST Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We clean infected computers. Can we clean yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Send e-mail to Bart Wildlife Close-up Link Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at If you'd call with a question or a point of view we could argue on the next edition of Bartcop Radio Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city is Beijing. I don't recognize that building, but I sure as hell recognize the taxis. Joel Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link This is another good one... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? is the Manhattan Bridge. The big giveaway is the photo's clue - a building in the foreground in named - "Catherine Ferry" DMulley So many people guessed Brooklyn Bridge. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donations According to the stats, four percent of my readers visit the sub-pages Only one in 25 people visit the sub-pages? The fate of bartcop.com is in your hands. If I can get even ten percent of you to visit the sub-pages I can survive but I can't survive with 96% of my readers by-passing the sponsors who keep me going. If you'd like to see bartcop.com continue, please vote with your mouse. Subject: donation Bart, I know it is a drop in a bucket pal, but I am living on a GA State Retiree's pay, so... I'll send more by and by, Cliff in Plainville, GA Cliff, that was very nice - thanks for that. Click to Subscribe or Donate
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