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"As details of the scandal surrounding News Corporation, have emerged,
my defense has been consistent: I had no idea what was going on.
I’m sure you are wondering, how could I, Rupert Murdoch, one of the most powerful men
in the world, have no idea what is going on? The answer is simple: I get my news from my
own newspapers. If you relied on News of the World, The Sun, and The New York Post for
your information, I can assure you that you wouldn’t have a clue what was going on, either."
-- Rupert Murdoch Link
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"As details of the scandal surrounding News Corporation, have emerged,
my defense has been consistent: I had no idea what was going on.
I’m sure you are wondering, how could I, Rupert Murdoch, one of the most powerful men
in the world, have no idea what is going on? The answer is simple: I get my news from my
own newspapers. If you relied on News of the World, The Sun, and The New York Post for
your information, I can assure you that you wouldn’t have a clue what was going on, either."
-- Rupert Murdoch Link
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The Opposing Party
Opposing who? Obama's on their side...
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Senator
Mitch McConnell (R-Bitch) has a clever plan to resolve the federal debt
impasse.
They invite Obama to raise the debt ceiling on his own, and then they would excoriate him for doing so.
Hm. Just a bit contradictory?
Meanwhile, the impasse arose because Congressional Republicans thunder against government red ink,
yet refuse to raise revenue by ending tax breaks that help Warren Buffett pay a lower tax rate than his
receptionist (which he agrees is preposterous).
Another contradiction? Of course.
McConnell’s plan — a pragmatic way to avert a catastrophic default — may be torpedoed by insane
handjobs like Michele Bachmann. They seem to fear that ending tax loopholes for billionaire fund managers
would damage a fragile economy. Yet they seem to think that this invalid of an economy would be
unperturbed by the risk of a default on our debts.
Buty how can we fight them when Obama keeps agreeing with them?
Tuesday, Obama said, in effect, "We can no longer afford Social Security."
He said that because he's afraid to raise taxes on the super-rich.
I'm in a very bad mood so let's just leave it at that...before I lose every last reader.
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They invite Obama to raise the debt ceiling on his own, and then they would excoriate him for doing so.
Hm. Just a bit contradictory?
Meanwhile, the impasse arose because Congressional Republicans thunder against government red ink,
yet refuse to raise revenue by ending tax breaks that help Warren Buffett pay a lower tax rate than his
receptionist (which he agrees is preposterous).
Another contradiction? Of course.
McConnell’s plan — a pragmatic way to avert a catastrophic default — may be torpedoed by insane
handjobs like Michele Bachmann. They seem to fear that ending tax loopholes for billionaire fund managers
would damage a fragile economy. Yet they seem to think that this invalid of an economy would be
unperturbed by the risk of a default on our debts.
Buty how can we fight them when Obama keeps agreeing with them?
Tuesday, Obama said, in effect, "We can no longer afford Social Security."
He said that because he's afraid to raise taxes on the super-rich.
I'm in a very bad mood so let's just leave it at that...before I lose every last reader.
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Subject: what happened to YouTube?
Hi Bart,
What the devil is happening to YouTube?
I keep getting “this video is no longer available” note on 9 out of 10 current clips,
like from last night’s debate. Has YT caved in to severe censorship?
Peter in Devonport NZ
My guess is the f-ing lawyers.
Billionaires like f-ing Lars from Metallica higher the best copyright lawyers
in New York to go after fans who dare to illegally enjoy their music.
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How W reached the White House
by Bob Somerby
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I didn't even read this because I was extremely aware of politics in 2000 and I know the answer.
There are a million reasons why Bush won, but #1 was Gore Refused to Fight.
Like every Democrat after Clinton, Gore stupidly assumed the voters would be
smart enough to understand that they were being lied to by America's whore press.
That's suicide in today's America.
Just ask President Kerry, who lied about being in Vietnam.
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Subject: Consortiumnews.com
Bart, I saw your link to consortiumnews.com.
Are they back in your good graces?
Matt in PA
When he's not talking about Hillary, (or her army of "goons" who
enjoy "beating up old men") Robert Parry does exceptional work.
I was on his site the other day and saw a link to bartcop.com
That either means Parry has incredibly thick skin and has chosen
not to be angry about my Hillary comments about him or he has
no idea who Bartcop is.
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Sarah Palin Nude!!!
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Quotes
"Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either."
-- Sarah Palin
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Subject: off the table
bart -
John Boehner is forcing the country into bankruptcy as part of his right-wing war on middle class families.
Here are the facts -- Republicans don't have the votes to increase the debt limit without Democrats, but Boehner
has rejected every Democratic proposal to repeal the Bush tax cuts for the rich, end subsidies for big oil, or close
tax loopholes for companies that ship jobs overseas. Instead, Boehner wants to gut Social Security and Medicare.
Cutting Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid is insane.
It will be a punch in the gut to middle class families and will send the country deeper into recession.
Thankfully, Nancy Pelosi and progressives in Congress are standing up against John Boehner and his
right-wing Tea Party colleagues. We need to let them know that we have their backs.
Call your Congressperson right now at (202) 224-3121 and tell them to take Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid off the table.
This is crunch time. Congress has less than two weeks to find a compromise and raise the debt limit.
We need to make clear everyone understands that we can't cut the deficit on the backs of middle class families.
Thank you for all that you do.
Michael Langenmayr, Deputy Political Director
Democracy for America
Mike, I have an idea:
Why don't YOU call Obama and remind him he was elected AS A DEMOCRAT.
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Maybe that "Social Security and Medicare is on the table" talk of his is just a bluff,
but I've seen Obama play poker and he's possibly the worst I've ever seen.
I've seen Paris Hilton play poker at the WSOP - even she is better than Obama.
Folding when you have the best hand is insanity - and our president is a master at that.
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How Bachmann could Win
...like it's some kind of big mystery
Link
I didn't read this article, either, because the answer is obvious:
Obama has pissed his base off royally by giving a trillion dollar gift to the super-rich
while saying "We can no longer afford Social Security and Medicare."
All he needs to do now is refuse to come to work like he did
the first two years of his squandered presidency and BOOM!
...we have President Bachmann..
She's going to win Iowa in a landslide, then come in a close second in
New Hampster, then she's going to win Carolina and run the table after that.
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No tequila aficionado would never drink anything other than a tequila made from 100 percent agave.
Anything less, like the popular horse urine Jose Cuervo Gold, is a "mixto" that by law only has
to contain 51 percent of alcohol distilled from agave. The rest could be any other sugary plant
like the beet, which makes you puke your f-ing guts out for days afterwards.
- a Tequila aficionado Link
Quotes
"Can you believe we got away with it?
All those billions we stole, and Obama's going after
poker players and pot smokers instead of us?"
-- every crooked son of a bitch on Wall Street
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Howard Stern is running his 9-11 show Friday.
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I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
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Subject: Rescue Me
The first and only episode i saw was when Denis Leary spoke to a dead person.
That clinched it for me. Supernatural BS is not my cup of tea.
Morton
Then you're missing out, which is your right/big mistake.
It might've been the series premier - years ago - Tommy was drinking and drinking hard.
He was trying to erase the pain and survivor's guilt right after 9-11 when he lost the cousin
he worshipped and a dozen or so men in his crew.
"Normal's dead and buried underneath Ground Zero.
I'm just trying to make sense of what's left above ground."
So Tommy kept drinking and kept drinking until he noticed a drop of red in his whiskey.
He looked closer and then a drop of red - blood - fell into his glass.
Thinking WTF?, he looked up and saw Jesus Christ, literally, hanging on
the cross above him, dripping His blood into Tommy's whiskey glass.
Then there was the time Conner, his dead 8 year old son showed up
as a 20 year old heroin junkie, intent on robbing his Dad's bar.
On last night's show, his 20 year old daughter, a recovering alcoholic, found a job
working in a bar, which flipped Tommy out. Then the Black guy (adding to the drama)
on Tommy's crew proposed to her, but he didn't do it with a lot of conviction, so she
said YES and when she was alone she turned a bottle of vodka upside down.
Tommy was called, he showed up in a rage, like always, and saw the opened bottle
and took a BIG drink. Just as he did, his dead father suddenly appeared and said,
"That's right, be a big man and get drunk - that'll solve alllll your problems."
Then his dead brother suddenly appeared (The Mayhem guy from the insurance commercials)
and started ragging on Tommy about life's pressures and then his dead cousin that he once
worshipped showed up and talked about the ten years of grief they we all tryin to forget,
which obviously added to Tommy's very bad evening.
Tommy fooled them all - he took the giant drink but he didn't swallow. He spit out the
vodka (and they all disappeared) and got the shotgun from under the bar and announced
to the sold-out house, "Last call, everybody" and then he fired 6-8 blasts into the bar's
wall of liquor and "solved" all his problems.
I get that it's a show that everyone won't like but Rescue Me
has more balls than any other show on TV today.
If one doesn't like cutting-edge shows Rescue Me,
there's always According to Jim.
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Breaking News...
FBI launches investigation into Rupert Murdoch's News Corp.
amid 9/11 hacking allegations, a federal source says.
They're going against Obama's wishes...
FBI launches investigation into Rupert Murdoch's News Corp.
amid 9/11 hacking allegations, a federal source says.
They're going against Obama's wishes...
Texas traded to Mexico
We get Baja and some Yucatan
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The State Department announced that the state of Texas, a perennial all-pro in energy and cattle production,
was traded to Mexico in a four state deal involving Baja California and much of the Yucatan Peninsula.
Texas, who has quarreled with the front office in Washington D.C. in recent decades, was given over to the
Mexican government in a deal expected to be completed within the month. In exchange for the Lone Star State,
the U.S. will receive the two Mexican states on the Baja Peninsula, which lie just south of California, and Yucatán,
a popular destination for vacationers situated on the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico.
As part of the deal the U.S. will be given an option next season to select any Mexican state that has not been
given franchise status. Foreign policy experts believe the U.S. may shore up it's Yucatan Peninsula position
next spring by picking up Quintana Roo, home to vacation spots such as Cancún and the island of Cozumel.
I have friends in Texas, but this sure sounds good to me.
I have friends in Florida - maybe Mexico would be interested in their problems, too?
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News Corp. Paid No Taxes After Profiting $10B
(Yet they got $4.5B In US Refunds)
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If the super-rich don't have to pay taxes, why should we?
Maybe that "flat tax" isn't such a bad idea, after all.
At least the super-rich would pay SOMETHING
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Subject: your ads
Bart, I click on links, but have Ad-Block on so I don't see the damned offensive intrusive Google ads.
I used the word "Progressive" in a post on Usenet and the next day saw an ad for "Progressive Insurance".
I had never seen an add for Progressive Insurance before. I find this all Big Brother and don't desire to be
tracked like this. I want no part of Google's Grand Plan for You and Me. They have records on all of us.
Dude, do you own a TV?
Progressive Insurance is one of America's biggest advertisers.
It's hard to believe you've never heard of them.
You make money by these individually-directed advertisements. I find them obnoxious and intrusive.
The reason you don't get clicks is you don't change your page often enough.
I launch your page ten times at least between new pages.
Are you saying ten days between pages is too long?
Do you expect me to publish more than two days a month?
You ask a lot...
You'd think I'd learn, but you are so unreliable about publishing new pages
I have to check often so I don't miss anything.
If you're checking ten times between Thursday night and Monday, I get your point.
I click on links the first time I see the page, but not the next nine times.
If your problem is lots of hits but no clicks on links, it's because you seldom change your page.
I agree.
I need to find a way to put fewer hours into each page.
What's in my interest seems to not be in your interest, and vice-versa.
I'm not sure advertising is good for anybody.
So, you don't own a TV...
HBO has no commercials, but they charge $15 a month.
CBS is free, but they're wall-to-wall commercials.
You're not a subscriber, yet you demand free, daily entertainment.
Why can't people like me make people like you happy?
Has "capitalism", as practiced in America, failed? It seems to have paralyzed both America and BartCop.
Best wishes, and keep swinging that hammer.
Tim
Tim, we all wish we could live in a world where everything fun was free.
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Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Chicago
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You might be old enough to remember...
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery? It's Peter Cushing from the Empire Strikes Back.
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