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Wednesday July 13, 2011 Vol 2721 - Hope Solo
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"I find it a little baffling when Americans gets so gaga-eyed over a princess. In particular, Lady Di, who was an anorexic, bulimic narcissist." -- Ann Coulter, anorexic, bulimic narcissist, jealous that Diana was universally loved while Coulter is despised by every English-speaking person on the planet TIME Mag Is anorexic, bulimic narcissist Ann Coulter really the right person to criticize women for being too thin? Send e-mail to Bart The Bitch scoots the pooch! Right-wing is furious over his mega-flub Link
Teabagging
huns who had been anxiously hoping to use this summer's debt ceiling
vote to reduce
government spending were furious Wednesday when Senate Republicans outlined a plan to raise the limit without ensured spending cuts. Senate Minority Leader Mitch (R-Bitch) McConnell outlined a complex and procedure-heavy proposal Tuesday (details here) to give President Obama the ability to raise the debt ceiling in increments without Republican support. McConnell unveiled the plan just before leaving Capitol Hill Tuesday to meet with Obama to continue discussions for a possible deal between the parties. McConnell was careful to describe his plan as a "last-choice option" but a several conservative groups took aim at the minority leader for effectively destroying, in their view, any leverage Republicans had to negotiate with the president. Michael A. Needham of the conservative Heritage Foundation, called it a "serious walk back" from the party's long-held position on the debt ceiling deal. So - what does this mean? Did the Bitch screw up and accidentally tell the truth? Or did he see the train wreck that was coming at the crazy-heavy GOP? Send e-mail to Bart
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for $20Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com Murdoch loses his baby His dreams of domination crash and burn Link Murdoch withdrew his $12 billion bid for BSkyB, the lucrative satellite broadcaster, on Tuesday. The withdrawal represented a devastating blow to Murdoch, who had desperately sought to take full control of BSkyB. It was also an admission from Murdoch that the scandal surrounding his British newspaper division has shown no signs of abating. The suspension of the bid came after the British government, which had previously given every indication that it wanted the deal to progress because Murdoch was blackmailing them dramatically withdrew its support for the bid in the wake of the ever-deepening scandal surrounding Murdoch and his criminal enterprise. If only this had happened to Murdoch sooner. The old bastard is like 112 years old and he'll he dead very soon. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Sarah Palin Nude! Liar page I think what Tim Welsh was referring to in his e-mail about a Liar's Page was this: Have a sub page that's titled "Sarah Palin Nude!" or some such goofy title. You change the picture every issue (like weird pic or wildlife) and it ends up on the search engines for the young mouth-breathing horny teabagger to google. Not a bad idea. It might help boost your unique visitors, and we, the Bartcop Universe are all in on the joke. Or am I just over-thinking it? Drewcifer I'll do most anything to stay in business, but I can see the complaints now. "Bart, what you're doing to Sarah Palin is cruel and unfair and misogynistic! Why do you hate women, Bart? You're better than that - don't sink to their level." I'm not sure why our side looks out for the GOP's worst, but they do. Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude!!! Exclusive pics only on bartcop.com Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "We should be 'carmageddoned' every weekend in every city until our dingy, potholed country catches up to the newer, faster, gleamier ones..." -- Bill Maher, on California shutting down I-405 for 55 hours this weekend, in a tweet America is, coast to coast, dealing with clogged highways full of smog. Meanwhile, China has 300MPH trains and they're into Green Energy, too. I'm so old, I remember when America was the world LEADER in everything, but that was before religious insanity took over and it was before Democrats surrendered up-front on every f-ing issue every f-ing time. "Fighting is wrong. Republicans are our friends..." Send e-mail to Bart America - country of perverts ABC Whore News knew what they were doing when they got their top reporter-for-sale to interview Jaycee Dugard about her 18 years of constant rape by the evil monster. "So Jaycee, what was it like... (heavy breathing) when that evil monster (heavy breathing) zapped you with his stun gun and dragged you into his car (heavy breathing) and then drove you to his secluded hideout (heavy breathing) where he then forced you to undress (heavy breathing) and then took in the sight of your 11-year old naked virgin, pre-pubescent, hairless body (heavy breathing) and please be specific, tell us in as much detail as possible exactly what he did to you next (heavy breathing)..." The highest ratings in SEVEN years? Fifteen million people tuned in to hear the juicy details - yum! Yes, ABC Whore News knew exactly what they were doing - giving America just what they hoped for, the intimate details of the sexual charge the old perv got while raping that scared little child. "Excuse me, can you repeat that? He forced you do do what to him? How many times? And what was going thru your 11-year old mind when he was doing all those sexual things to you with his nasty penis?" I didn't watch the show - what would be the point? Everyone knows the old perv hit the jackpot when he stole this little girl. He'll be recounting every ugly attack for his cellmates until his raping heart gives out, so what, besides the lurid and purient thrills in the details, was the point of this interview? We know why ABC Whore News staged this re-rape - ratings GOLD. Maybe ABC News should start The Rape Cable Channel that plays snippets of movie rapes between real-life accounts of real rape victims like Jaycee recalling every lascivious detail? Think about that, ABC News with Diane Sawyer - the Rape Channel is ratings GOLD! Send e-mail to Bart Subject: The biggest joke of the 21st century The way Bush and Cheney testified about 9/11--as if they were attending a frat party--has to be the biggest joke of the 21st century. Eckhard Like I've said many times - the only thing we know FOR SURE about 9-11 is thqt Bush & Cheney would do ANYTHING to prevent the truth from coming out. Obama says we should "look forward" when it comes to the 3,000 killed on 9-11. That frees more federal agents to go after poker players and pot smokers. Send e-mail to Bart Are
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