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Tuesday July 12, 2011 Vol 2720 - Rough Buck
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"A vote to increase the debt limit in this country is an existential question for a fiscal conservative. These votes aren't easy. ...What I don't think that the White House understands is how difficult it is for fiscal conservatives to say they're going to vote for a debt ceiling increase." -- Eric Cantor, the second-biggest dick in the House, Link Hey Eric, you had no problems raising the debt limit for Bush. Why is there a problem... Oh, yeah - Obama is Black, that's why. Send e-mail to Bart Want to try an experiment? I'm not going to ask you to do this every day, but let's try it once. If you're inclined to click on what I call the "sub-pages," if you scroll down you'll see a link called "Share." Don't click on it, but if you mouse over it, some options will pop up. Just this once, when you mouse over it, send the link to somebody. You can send it via Facebook or Twitter or Digg or, apparently, hundreds of other options. When sponsors see people sharing the link, I get some Brownie Points of some kind. If you don't have anyone to send the link to, send it to help@FocusontheFamily.com or maybe the Vulgar Pigboy would like to start a war with bartcop.com ElRushbo@eibnet.com. Thanks, I won't ask you to do this each time you click on a sub-page. That would be asking too much... Murdoch hacked Prime Minister So throw the bastard in jail, already Link
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prime minister Gordon Brown, attempting to access his voicemail and obtaining information from his bank account, his legal file as well as his family's medical records. Separately, Brown's tax paperwork was taken from his accountant's office apparently by hacking into the firm's computer. This was passed to another newspaper. CNN implied that Murdoch has been blackmailing Brit politicians for decades. They had your secrets and they would destroy you if you crossed them. Why does every politician have blackmail-able secrets? *I* am blackmail proof - why can't every politician be as clean as Ol' Bart? Send e-mail to Bart "I'm willing to take the heat from my party when I cut Social Security and Medicare." ...and then he's going to say, "I need your help" in the election?
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best Marty always has good stuff. Our Democrats are so cowardly and so brain-dead, they can't even think to say, "So, Reagan hated America so much he wanted to increase the debt ceiling?" Suddenly, the Trogs would have to choose. Was Reagan a traitor? Or is raising the debt ceiling not all bad? For that matter, why don't Dems say, "We want to bring tax rates back to Reagan's level?" Why can't Democrats think? MMA Quotes "I can now say unequivocally I would never get married again. There's absolutely no reason to. Marriage is ridiculous." -- Christie Brinkley, after four failed marriages, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: rich pigs You are absolutely right that the some of the wealthiest Americans are hogging most of the money that this country needs to help its citizens to lead a decent life. The most astounding thing is that some of the mddel class and poor don't see the Repugs for what they are. Under what delusions do these people operate, or is their hatred for a black pres. clouding their "minds"? Morton Poor people don't realize how much power they have. To look at the election results, you'd think America was half millionaires and half poor people. Poor people vote for tax breaks for the richest bastards all the time when they could be voting themselves Free Health care for Life, but they choose not to. They also regularly vote against their own self-interests. If the Democrats would list the facts, they'd win elections 75/25 but our Democrats are so goddamn stupid, they make un-educated Okie tequila drinkers look like f-ing Stephen Hawking. Send e-mail to Bart Bachmann's boy has $10M Secret Ed Rollins took illegal cash from Marcos by Robert Parry Link Ed Rollins brought a burst of positive media coverage to Michelle Bachmann when he signed on as campaign manager of her sometimes loopy presidential bid, but Rollins continues to hide a dark secret from one of his previous national campaigns. For two decades, Rollins has withheld evidence about the identity of a top Filipino politician who admitted delivering an illegal $10 million cash payment to Reagan’s 1984 campaign from Ferdinand Marcos. Rollins, who ran Reagan’s reelection campaign in 1984, mentioned the admission in his 1996 book, Bare Knuckles and Back Rooms, recounting how the Filipino casually asserted over drinks in 1991 that he had carried the money in a suitcase to a Republican lobbyist who was representing the Reagan campaign. “I was the guy who gave the ten million from Marcos to your campaign,” the Filipino told Rollins. “I was the guy who made the arrangements and delivered the cash personally. … a gift from Marcos to Reagan.” In his book, Rollins described this stunning news with a light touch. The first thought that raced through his head, he wrote, was “Cash? Holy shit.” Send e-mail to Bart Subject: hotties Bart, Never been an Emma Watson fan but I managed to get through all 455 pages. I hope that helps! Gene Gene, that helps a lot - thanks for that. Since I'm not a Harry Potter fan, I didn't know who she was until recently - when she turned 21 :) Send e-mail to Bart The Bitch: Obama can't deliver America-hater McConnell wants us to default Link Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.) on Tuesday said a comprehensive deficit-reduction deal is not attainable as long as Barack Obama is president. McConnell declared that deficit-reduction talks have come to an unsolvable deadlock. "How are we suposed to negotiate with that nigger in the White House?" is what McConnell would say if he could speak freely to his rope-and torch-carrying Teabaggers Meanwhile, Obama is sitting in the White House smiling, saying to himself, "Mitch doesn't mean that - it's just politics - he's my friend." Send e-mail to Bart We
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for $20Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com Alan Grayson for Congress We need more fighters in Congress Link Former U.S. Congressman Alan Grayson is running for office again. Grayson says he doesn't plan to do anything different. He said he's running again because of all the people who have reached out and asked him to. Grayson already raised nearly $100,000 in donations before filing his paperwork on Monday."We need somebody who's gonna stick up for what's right. Somebody with guts," Grayson said. ...a shot of Chinaco to a great fighter with guts. Send e-mail to Bart Bachmann: Slaves had it better... than Black families under our Black president Link Bachmann signed a pledge that reads: Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born in to slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA's first African-American President. Meanwhile, Obama is sitting in the White House smiling, saying to himself, "Michelle doesn't mean that - it's just politics - she's my friend." Two and a half years in the White House, and five years after bursting on the national scene and Obama STILL has no idea who he's dealing with. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I cannot guarantee that those Social Security, veterans and disability checks will go out on August 3rd if we haven’t resolved this issue because there may not be the money to do it...” -- Obama, using the bully pulpit (first time ever?) to make a point Link Send e-mail to Bart Planet to crash into Earth soon Women & children to be hit hardest Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: NASA vs the military Link It's more profitable to make war and keep the billionaires making more money than an human could never possibly spend in their life times (other an buying elections). It's Greed, Greed, GREED! Send e-mail to Bart Are
American businesses waiting for a White president before
they start hiring people with all that extra cash they have? Subject: your comment about NASA Sorry Bart, you are totally wrong here. It's about time somebody put me in my place. Manned space flight is a huge waste of resources. Everything a person can do can be done faster, cheaper, and better with robots. Seriously, there is no real science that came out of the shuttle program - even fixing the Hubble would have been cheaper and easier to do - just launch another one. The Hubble had to be designed to fit on the shuttle, it would have been cheaper, faster, and easier to have it designed for launch on a rocket. Bruce Bruce, you and I are not arguing about the same subject. Here's what I wrote: > America is NOT broke. > The super-rich are hogging all the money we used to pay to teachers, astronauts and cops. If you want to debate the subject on the floor, let's have at it. If you want to change the subject to how robots are more efficient than humans, you'll need to argue that point with someone who understands robots. Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 174 shows online to listen to. Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics. You can select a monthly
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