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Weekend/Monday July 23-25, 2011 Vol 2726 - Ocracoke
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"Where’s the efficiency in that? The actual service going to people isn’t going to decline, the people sucking off the program are going to be the ones that lose." -- Sen Tom Coburn (OK-Insane) worried about the sex life of Social Security, Link Funny, the idea of making the super-rich corporations pay some taxes never comes up. Send e-mail to Bart N.R.A. opens branch in Norway Right-winger PROUD he killed 76 innocent kids Link
Norway
mourned on Sunday 76 people killed in a shooting spree and car bombing
by a Norwegian
who saw his attacks as "atrocious, but necessary" to defeat liberal immigration policies and the spread of Islam. Anders Breivik, 32, said he wanted to explain himself at a court hearing on Monday about extending his custody. "He believed the actions were atrocious, but that in his head they were necessary," his lawyer, Geir Lippestad said. Breivik admitted to Friday's shootings at a Labour party youth camp and the bombing that killed seven people in Oslo's government district a few hours earlier. However, "he feels that what he has done does not deserve punishment," Lippestad said. Perfect - now America is exporting our violent hatred to other countries. This bloody dittohead hunted down 60 kids at camp - shot them in the head. Their SWAT team, unused to US-style violence, took 90 minutes to arrive. Had they shown up in 15 minutes, maybe 40 of those kids would still be alive. If those kids were fetuses, the GOP would be outraged. Send e-mail to Bart
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for $20Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com Amy Winehouse joins '27' Club Link Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London home. Winehouse joins an unfortunate “club” of famous musicians who died at age 27, including Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain. Cobain’s mother once said to her son, “Don’t join that stupid club” before he committed suicide at age 27. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Blazing Debt Talks Hi Bart, The ridiculous comedy known as the "Debt Ceiling Tango" reminds me of a scene in Blazing Saddles where the new Sheriff, who is African American, holds a six-gun to his head and says "Hold it. The next man makes a move the N****r gets it!" The righteous citizens of the town, all of whom are named Johnson, are in shock at the race of their new sheriff, and they are all pointing guns at him, so he decides to hold himself hostage! And they, like good Tea Baggers, fall for it! Frankly, there isn't much difference between that hilarious comedy and the farce being acted out by our Congress. The Debt Ceiling is a self-imposed limit that is unnecessary, and, as we can readily perceive, dangerous. It's as absurd as holding ones self hostage; in fact, more so. What Obama should do, instead of playing silly games with silly people is just raise the damn ceiling and, as Bill Clinton points out, let the courts figure it out. But even better, although unlikely, would be to eliminate the Debt Ceiling and replace it with routine accounting reports. Will Obama surprise us? Or will he just hold the damn gun to his head. Nelson Send e-mail to Bart Ott Art for Sale, 30% off
Elvis, Madonna, Cher, Liz Taylor, Bette Davis, Barbra Streisand, Lady Gaga www.timotte.com Subject: The Time has come for America to turn to Reality! America has come to a place where we have dug ourselves into a deep hole and it is going to take some hard work to get us from where we are to where we ought to be. In order to do that we are going to have to make Reality our friend. I personally believe that we can not only get through this, but we could come out stronger in the end. But to do it we as a nation are going to have to collectively have to give up being stupid and embrace being smart. I look around at what is going on in this country and I think this is simply not acceptable. We are going to have to decide that we as a nation can do better than this. We are the world that we make for ourselves and we need to do a better job than this. We as a nation are going to have to positively embrace clear thinking and intelligence. We are going to have to come up with a plan, a course of action, derived as a solution based in Reality. We need to make Reality our friend rather than our enemy. Marc Perkel, Founder of the Church of Reality http://www.churchofreality.org Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude!!! Exclusive pics only on bartcop.com Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Dear Lady GaGa Ive been doing singing mermaid in a wheelchair since 1980. You can keep the meat dress and the firecracker tits - the mermaid's mine." -- Bette Midler, being catty and snide, trying to get her name in the news, Link Isn't it sad when a former big star attacks a current big star to get her name in the news? I remember back in 1984, Bette Midler attacked up-and-coming Madonna. She made some crack about the "gaping" Madonna after "Like A Virgin" came out. What did Madonna do in retaliation? She asked Bette to introduce her at LIVE-AID. So Bette has been attacking/slurring newer, younger performers for at least 25 years. At her age, you'd thinkl she'd have some lue what manner are. Oh, BTW, Bette? YOU didn't invent the "mermaid in a wheelchair" bit. Mermaids can't f-ing walk - they HAVE to use a wheelchair. Hey Bette, what ugly things do you have to say about Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Proof my hometown is full of nuts eric-town-full-of-nuts.htm Send e-mail to Bart Perry: Wife wants me to run No word yet on what Jesus wants... Link The Texas governor told reporters this week his wife, Anita, is encouraging him to jump into the 2012 race. "My wife was talking to me and saying: 'Listen, get out of your comfort zone. Yeah, being governor of Texas is a great job, but sometimes you're called to step into the fray,'" Perry said. That's a major step for Perry's increasingly likely White House bid, given that political spouses don't always welcome the scrutiny and stress of a national campaign. Anita Perry is a skilled political wife, who has campaigned with her husband since 1984. Over the years, she's weathered plenty of rumors about the state of her marriage, including speculation that her husband enjoys the company of men and has cheated with a male member of his administration--a story the Perrys have strongly and repeatedly denied. What are the odds Texas could have two gay republican governors in a row? If Perry wins, will Jeff Gannon show up at the White House 226 times like he did for Bush? "I don't care who knows - I need you now!" Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 174 shows online to listen to. Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics. You can select a monthly
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Link When you love someone who suffers from the disease of addiction you await the phone call. There will be a phone call. The sincere hope is that the call will be from the addict themselves, telling you they’ve had enough, that they’re ready to stop, ready to try something new. Of course though, you fear the other call, the sad nocturnal chime from a friend or relative telling you it’s too late, she’s gone. Send e-mail to Bart If it's hot where you are, you'll like this. Potential bonus points here... Send e-mail to Bart E-mail from Alan Grayson Link Subject: suicide humor I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. Thanks to L Sharon Send e-mail to Bart Wildlife Close-up by Astrocat Link Visiting our sponsors puts food on Bart's family... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Steve Wynn What an ego-oriented, selfish bastard. He is an influential person who could provide unemployed people with a job. Why is he playing the tyrant role blaring out to his crowd that the fault lies with the President, not George E., the previous debt from W, the corporate heads who CHOSE to move their businesses to islands or places where slaves are willing to work for survival wages. How I despise spineless slime like Wynn. Wondering how much damage these turds tend to inflict on the USA which they all declaim to honor – bull puckey or something like that. Oh BC. I’m worried that these _______ will inflict terrible injuries on all in USA. How I hate those villianous cowards. Stonehenger What's worse is Wynn swears he's a Democrat. Subject: K.C. Chiefs Bart- Some years ago, I sold beer in the stands for the Chiefs. It was fun yelling out "Getcha cold beer, here!" and whatever fun thing you could think to yell. They cut off sales after the third quarter and we all went down under the stadium to settle up. Get this: they didn't pipe in the radio broadcast. We couldn't listen to the game. Everybody who hawks beer at the game is a fan. Didn't they know that? -Mason Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Today's Mystery City Link Can you guess the city? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City was Dubai! Paul C Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Who is the young boy? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? There was no History Mystery last issue because I'm a dumbass. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Bart, glad to hear your good medical news, No need for stickers or BC Radio. Just put the money to good use. Linda in Chantilly, VA Linda, thanks for that. Click to Subscribe or Donate
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