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Tuesday, July 26, 2011 Vol 2727 - Madness and Pig Ignorance
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"The heat index was 123 degrees in Minnesota. How far is Al Gore going to take this global warming hoax? 123 degrees in Minnesota? Michele Bachmann's husband went in the closet just for the shade." -- Bill Maher Send e-mail to Bart Beck: Norway dead 'like Hitler Youth' No, Glenn, that's the Pope... "Hey, fuck them dead kids and their grieving families..." Link
Glenn
Beck, a leading Right-wing handjob, has prompted outrage after
comparing
the teenage victims of the Utoya Island massacre to the Hitler Youth. Beck said that the Labour party youth camp on the island, where 68 people were murdered, bore "disturbing" similarities to the Nazi party's notorious juvenile wing. Beck, a multimillionaire darling of the insane Teabaggers, said: "There was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like, you know, the Hitler youth. I mean, who does a camp for kids that's all about politics? Disturbing." Torbjørn Eriksen, a former press secretary to Jens Stoltenberg, Norway's prime minister, described the comment as "a new low" for the handjob, who has frequently been forced to apologise for offensive remarks. he called Beck's remark's, "A little cunt-y." Beck was recently fired from FOX News for being too big a dick even for them. Every time one of these Pigboiy wannabees opens his mouth, they are determined to say the goofiest shit possible to get their name in the news, which Palin and Bachmann have learned. Send e-mail to Bart
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for $20Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com Eldrick's freefall continues He's no longer in the Top 20 Link We all knew this day was coming, we just didn't think it was coming so soon. Tiger Woods has dropped out of the world top 20, a moment which we've all anticipated in the last few months, but one which retains major historical significance. You know the story. Woods hasn't been close to a world-beating golfer since his scandal broke in November 2009. And now, he's ranked No. 21 in the world. Indeed, perhaps the only surprise surrounding Woods' place in the rankings was the fact that he remained in the top 10 for so long. It's NOT a surprise. Fifteen years ago, the PGA went "all in" on "Tiger is God" and they artificially propped him up because his name once meant more money - and whores will do anything for more money. BTW, Tiger, you should lose that beard. You're going to look goofy either way, but the beard just makes it worse. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Norwegian branch of the NRA Hi, Bart... I read the link provided for the NRA in Norway header and I didn't see anywhere that the NRA had established a Norwegian chapter. I think the problem is redneck Jesus nutters and not the NRA. To say the NRA has anything to do with this is to take your usually keen eye off the ball and doesn't serve where we need to go as a nation and citizen of the greater world very well. It can be hoped that the Norwegians will take care of their own businees with care, dignity and compassion without turning their nation into a heavily armed paramilitary camp like the US has.... Cal in VT Cal, perhaps you're a new-ish reader? Back in the day, whenever there was a mass shooting we called it a new branch office for the NRA. I'm sure the NRA has already said this (but I haven't seen it yet) that Norway would be safer if everyone over the age of five carried an assault rifle with a 1200-round magazine capability. It's how crazy people think. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama 2012 ads Today's the first day I noticed Obama campaign ads. The text of one is "You should join us in 2012." All I could imagine as a response was, "No, Barack, maybe *you* should join *us* for 2012." Michael R Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude!!! Exclusive pics only on bartcop.com Link Send e-mail to Bart I have a way out of this debt mess... Obama and Beohner agree to lock themselves into the Oval Office until they reach an agreement. This would be a sham - more political theater to placate their bases. Two days later, they emerge to say they have NOT come to an agreement, then John Beohner announces he's steppingdown "for the good of his country." Then Cantor takes Boehner's place and he'll have to decide to go into that room and eventually agree with Obama's budget or he can announce his resignation, too. We then work our way down to whichever Rethugs wants to stay in power. Hey, I'm not saying it'll work, but we're dealing with cavemen, here. You never know. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Greatest Generation: "Hands off our Social Security!" http://jpstillwater.blogspot.com Send e-mail to Bart Republicans' suicide pact by good speller Joe Conason Link Dysfunctional is the too-polite term for the House of Representatives, specifically its dominant Tea Party Republicans, who can be described in far less dainty psychological terms. Even the most extreme Republican partisans in the Senate seem to realize that their House colleagues, seized by some combination of ideology, madness, and pig ignorance, are propelling the country and the world toward economic chaos. Of course, the Tea Party Republicans insist that no such thing will ever happen. ...and when all this blows up, the Teabaggers will say, "We told you default was a risky and dangerous thing..." ...and the Democrats will fail to correct them. Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 174 shows online to listen to. Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics. You can select a monthly
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