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"I tried to give them Social Security. I tried to give them Medicare and Medicaid. I gave those things willingly, despite cries of outrage from my ungrateful, foolish, obnoxious left flank, and asked only for a pittance in tax revenues in exchange. Shame on the GOP for not rampaging these social programs when I offered them the chance to do so.” -- what William Rivers Pitt is hearing from Obama... Link Pitt also says, indirectly, that Obama is worse than W, and Clinton was worse than Bush the Smarter. He diesn't mean what he wrote, columnists often get carried away. Send e-mail to Bart I Hate the Government: But I'll accept their handouts Link
Michele
Bachmann has been a fierce critic of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac,
blaming the
government-backed loan programs for excesses that helped create the financial meltdown in 2008. And like millions of other home purchasers, Bachmann took out a home loan in 2008 that offered lower costs to the borrower through one of the federally subsidized programs. Just a few weeks before Bachmann called for dismantling the programs during a House Financial Services Committee hearing, she and her husband signed for a $417,000 home loan to help finance their move to a 5,200-square-foot golf-course home. Experts say the loan was backed by Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac. I see three problems with a story like this: Teabaggers don't care. Bachmann could claim Havana was the true capital of the US and her fans would love her even more. She could get caught strangling puppies on the White House lawn and her contributors would send even more money. America's whore press won't write about GOP abuses or their crimes. Bush & Cheney lied 5,000 soldiers into their grves, but who cares? Did you see those Anthony Weiner photos? The Democrats refuse to list the facts so the voters remain ignorant. Send e-mail to Bart
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for $20Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com Boehner, GOP in Civil War He's unable to comtrol the monster Link Da Boner's efforts to avert a debt ceiling crisis with a two-tiered set of cuts is turning into the most divisive wedge issue the party has confronted since President Obama took over in 2009. Boehner may have thought his face-saving plan, which he hoped to bring to the floor Wednesday, offered a path to victory. However, since treading upon it he's been beset from all sides. It's not just that Obama is threatening to veto the bill, should it ever make it past the Senate; it's that Boehner's fellow conservatives are sniping at him with (not so) friendly fire. Now the vote he'd hoped to bring triumphantly to the floor Wednesday looks delayed until at least Thursday, and even then the outcome is uncertain. That's because the GOP is teetering on the brink of a debt-based civil war. More traditional Republicans and big business types are desperate to avoid a recovery-crushing default. But their Tea Party hellions are leading a rebellion of epic - perhaps even galactic - proportions. Seriously - let's split America in two. We'll take the Blue States - both coasts - and let them have redneck, flyover country. Then, in two years, when they beg us to take their broke-ass country in, we can issue our list of demands to aloow them, back in. ...but Obama can have NO PART in this. He'll just give everything away before they ask. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Stupidity Given the current US population of 311 million , times an extremely generous 10% stupidity factor, we are surrounded by 31 million really stupid fellow Americans. And they're virtually all either in Congress, in church, watching FOX news, or driving in front of you. Ed Krebs Ed, you are an extreme optimist. I'd put that number closer to 50 percent. If we can believe the polls, 1/3 of America thinks the best way out of our debt crisis is to fuck the old people and fuck the sick so we can give the super-rich even more money. Send e-mail to Bart Obama's Base Crumbles Has he dumped on them once too often? LA Times Obama's liberal base is starting to crumble. Among the nuggets: Despite those hundreds of billions of blown stimulus dollars and almost as many upturn promises from Joe Biden, 82% of Americans still say their job market is struggling. Ninety percent rate the economy negatively, including half who give it the worst rating of "poor." 30 months after he returned home, George W. Bush still gets majority blame for the economy. But Bush isn't running for anything but exercise. "More than a third of Americans now believe that Obama’s policies are hurting the economy, and confidence in his ability to create jobs is sharply eroding among his base," the Post reports. Strong support among liberal Democrats for Obama's jobs record has plummeted 22 points from 53% down below a third. African American support has plunged from 77% to barely half. Obama's overall job approval on the economy has slid below 40% for the first time, with 57% disapproving. And strong disapprovers outnumber approvers by better than two-to-one. The best thing Obama has going for him is the insane handjobs in the GOP presidential field, but if jobs don't pick up drastically in the next year, "Anybody but Obama" will win 2012. Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude!!! Exclusive pics only on bartcop.com Link Send e-mail to Bart GOP insanity killing economy Boehner asks Pigboy for permission Link A lot of people were alarmed to learn that Republicans were relying on the vulgar Pigboy and vile blogger Erick Erickson to tell them what to do about the debt ceiling. As everyone in Washington went into separate rooms to write their own horrible debt ceiling plans, Erickson reported that he's been taking "call after call" from "members of Congress," all of whom were seeking his approval, because this dumb, disingenuous hack is who the Republican Party is actually accountable to. Meanwhile, John Boehner gave his plan to Rush Limbaugh, before he showed it to his own conference. (Of course, his conference is full of morons and extremists, many of whom wouldn't have known what to think about Boehner's plan until Uncle Rush explained it.) This is bad for America. Erick Erickson and Rush Limbaugh are entertainers -- they're extreme demagogues, stirring up shit for fun and attention. Think how different America could be if Democrats bothered to educate the voters. They could explain that if we shrink the pie, we'll have fewer cops and firefighters. We'll have fewer ambulances, fewer meat inspectors, fewer air traffic controllers. Old paint on our highways means more accidents in the dark and in the rain. And why are we moving backwards, to a less-safe America? So the super-rich can afford to buy that fourth Rolls Royce. So the super-rich can afford to buy that eleventh luxury home. They keep saying we can't ask the rich to help because they're too busy creating job. What jobs? The super-rich figured out they could make more money in a recession - so here we are. The super-rich made billions under Clinton - but the greedy fuckers want more. If only the Democrats wanted to win bad enough to fight for it. Or even explain it. As Obama explained in 2008, "The fish rots from the head down." The Democratic party has been rotting for 12 years. Gore, Kerry, Obama - not a fighter in the lot. If only we had a leader. Instead, we have Obama, who's all too willing to sacrifice Social Security and Medicare in an effort to get the barking dog Republicans to like him. Why can't Obama learn? 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"They're playing games with us on this heat wave again. "It's gonna be 116 in Washington." No, it's not. It's gonna be like a hundred. Maybe 99. The heat index, manufactured by the government, to tell you what it feels like when you add the humidity in there, 116. Drudge is linking to stories which say 116 degrees in Washington. No. It's gonna top out at 102, 103. It does this every year. There's a heat dome over half the country, the Midwest, it's moving east. And it happens every summer. Every summer." --the vulgar Pigboy, saying either that's it's NOT hot or the weatherman is lying Link CNN said over 3,000 new records were set for high temperature in US cities last week. So Rush would appreciate it if the lying sun would just knock it off. Send e-mail to Bart If it's hot where you are, you'll like this. Send e-mail to Bart Wildlife Close-up Link Visiting our sponsors puts food on Bart's family... Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Today's Mystery City Link Can you guess the city? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City was Bodian Castle in East Sussex, England. Paul C Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Where is today's Mystery Woman? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's King George V trying desperately to ignore the beggar asking for a little help, circa 1911. ...similar scenes coming soon to America in a town near you... Eat the Rich! Mark in Santa Rosa Send e-mail to Bart
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