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Thurs-Friday, July 28-29, 2011 Vol 2729 - Mind sieve
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"No one could reach Amy Winehouse before it was too late. Can anyone reach Washington before it's too late? Both addicted - same fate???" -- Rep Billy Long (R-MO) saying Washington might OD on bad ecstacy if Obama doesn't cave in, Link If Obama caves in on castrating Social Security and Medicare, as expected, wouldn't that signal to the GOP that he'll cave in on EVERYTHINg, thus making him a first-term lame duck? Send e-mail to Bart Or, we could ask Eric Cantor to translate... McCain scolds "foolish" Teabaggers His swimsuit model is the worst offender Link
While
John Boehner is looking for diamonds in a turd mine, one Senate
Republican sent a
strong message to Republican Teabaggers who are still withholding their support: get on board. "To hold out and say we won't agree to raising the debt limit until we pass a Balanced Budget Amendment is unfair, it's bizarre, and maybe some people have only been in this body for six or seven months or so really believe that. Others know better." Baggers have said they will not vote for a debt increase without a Balanced Budget Amendment and deeper spending cuts. Some handjob Republicans in the Senate have said the same. McCain called this “amazing,” foolish” and “deceiving” that some members believe that this can happen, now with only 6 days left. Wait ...McCain is now the voice of reason? That reminds me of old Bob Dole. In 1976, he was the hatchett man on Gerald Ford's ticket because he was considered the meanest bastard in the senate. By 1996, the entire GOP had gone so totally, barking-batshit mad, Bob Dole was then considered one of the nicest guys in the senate. So, the GOP has gone so crazy ...that mad tosser McCain is the voice of reason? Send e-mail to Bart
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for $20Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com If the super-rich paid taxes... the debt would disappear in a decade But Obama won't hear of that! Link If corporations and households taking in $1 million or more in income each year were now paying taxes at the same annual rates as they did back in 1961, the federal treasury would be collecting an additional $716 billion a year. If Obama started taxing the wealthy and their corporations at the same rates in effect a half-century ago, the federal debt would almost totally vanish over the next decade. You see how easy it is? But Obama would rather cut heating subsidies to the super-poor while giving billionaires ANOTHER trillion dollars that they don't need. When Obama told us he was "a different kind of Democrat," he wasn't kidding. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: I want to scream Bart, What no one is talking about is that CONGRESS passed all of the spending measures. Ways and Means is supposed to come up with the budget to pay for them. I just want to scream! They are saying that they bought the new house, car, clothes, fancy nights out and a motorcycle and now they don't want to pay for them? What a bunch of snot nosed children. I hope that Obama cites the 14th amendment, calls Treasury and tells them to "issue the bonds," and f*#k the republicans. If he does that, the "so called" crisis is over and the Tparty punks, Boener and the GOP get nothing. Keep swinging old friend, Wolf the toonist More and more, I'm thinking getting OBL was Hillary's doing. Obama doesn't know the meaning of the word bold. but he's very familiar with the word surrender. Send e-mail to Bart Julia Roberts airbrushing scandal Why do they have to fake her looks? Julia Roberts - in 1995, maybe... Link This Lancome ad featuring Julia Roberts was banned for being overly airbrushed. Retouched advertisements are certainly nothing new, but The British Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) has been cracking down on companies they believe have been heavy handed with the airbrushing wand. Member of Parliament Jo Swinson has been lobbying against digitally altered images and she raised the red flag on two L'Oreal advertisements she claimed were "not representative of the results the products could achieve." One ad features actress Julia Roberts while the other shows supermodel Christy Turlington. As evidenced by the ads, the results of these products, both owned by parent company L'Oreal, are just a little too flawless. I consider this a major scandal. Not necessarily this set of lies in particular, but BUSINESS ALWAYS LIES. Taco Bell promises you THIS taco, but delivers THAT taco. Burger King promises you THIS burger, but delivers THAT burger. How is that any different from Chevy saying, "Our Volt gets 60 MPG," but it really only gets 32 MPG. I bought some Kellogg's Nutri-Grain bars the other day. They show almost a half-inch of strawberry filling but there's actually only a paper-thin strawberry coating, probably applied with a Q-Tip or a very thin paint brush. Yes, I think this is a real crime because they're STEALING with every sale. America has become a country of whores, where lying/stealing is the norm. Soon, a can of Coca Cola will have only 10.5 ounces and our crooked government will say, "We don't have time to track down every crooked business in America." I'm so old, I remember when America had a Consumer Product Safety Commission but I guess stealing during every transaction isn't a "safety" issue so they let it go. We should change our money to say, "America - we'll fuck you if you give us a chance." Of course, with the priorities of arresting poker players and medical pot users there aren't enough agents to track down these crooks and that pisses me off. Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude!!! Exclusive pics only on bartcop.com Link Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car Damn, this is a nice car - what is it? Link Send e-mail to Bart GOP insanity vs Boner "Obey us or heads will roll" Link Mark Meckler co-founded the Tea Party Asswipes in 2009 as congressional Democrats pushed forward with their health-care overhaul. The TPA is now the nation's largest Tea Party group and is playing an outsized role in the debt-ceiling debate. Meckler gives Boehner a "D" for handling the debt crisis so far, and blames decades of compromise in Congress for the nation's spending. He calls Boehner’s plan an “embarrassment,” warning that Republicans who vote for Boehner's debt-ceiling increase Wednesday will hear from Tea Party groups at the polls next year. Cool! I like it when one insane group threatens another. Do they know about Mutually Assured Destruction? If Rethgugs vote America into default, Obama will certainly win relection even if he sends every poker plkayer and pot smoker to Gitmo to be tortured If Rethgugs don't vote America into default, Obama will certainly win re-election because these crazier-then-usualy Republicans will turn on their Reagabite Masters. I'm going to enjoy a shot of Chinaco. Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 174 shows online to listen to. Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics. You can select a monthly
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Link Send e-mail to Bart Great idea to solve the debt crisis
It's so easy, why hasn't someone thought of it? We tell the Teabaggers: "You want a balanced budget? So do we, so here's what we propose. Give us our social safety net and we'll agree to last year's budget numbers. The difference you can take from defense spending." There's PLENTY of dollars left but the Pentagon will have to do with less. If they can't do with less, start bringing troops home from Iraq, Afghanistan, Germany, Japan and 80 percent of all those other overseas troops. While they're not busy, they can build log cabins along the Mexican border. Instead of being stationed in Berlin or Tokyo, they can live in AZ and NM. Budget problem - solved. Immigration problem - solved. Once we're there, we can legalize pot and poker and use that tax money to reduce the deficit and give the troops a raise. Last thing: I used to joke that I had an opinion on every subject but gerrymandering. Now I have an opinion on that - here's what we do: We throw out every congressional district and we choose new ones according to the zip codes assigned by the post office. That's why we get nothing but extremists in Washington. Tom DeLay illegally drew up congressional districts shaped like a bowl of spaghetti on LSD and THAT is why we keep sending the same insane handjobs back for another six terms. But if we use zip codes, the lines will be clean and clear and the elections will be fair-er. These are some great ideas that the GOP would hate up-front but the Democrats certainly can't be bothered to look at a formula for solving problems and winning elections because, ...they're Democrats. Send e-mail to Bart If it's hot where you are, you'll like this. Send e-mail to Bart Wildlife Close-up Link Visiting our sponsors puts food on Bart's family... Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Today's Mystery City Link Can you guess the city? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City was Seville, Andalusia, Spain. Old city, but a world leader in large-scale solar electric. Redlake Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Where is today's Mystery Person? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's the day the Young Republicans joined the NRA, creating the University of Texas Sniper – Charles Whitman. Charlotte Darehshori hid behind the base of a flag pole for almost an hour and a half to avoid Charles Whitman's gunfire DC Dennis Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Bart, this is long overdue.....wish I could send more but I have 3 kids to put food on. Mario in CT Mario, that was very generous. May your family have higher pie. Click to Subscribe or Donate
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