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Weekend-Friday, July 30-Aug 5, 2011 Vol 2730 - Party of Mice
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"So I made the decision not to jump up immediately and leave the classroom. I didn't want to rattle the kids. I wanted to project a sense of calm. I had been in enough crises to know that the first thing a leader has to do is to project calm," -- Bush, still lying about freezing up on 9-11 at the Florida school, Link "Osama bin Laden's attack is underway, Mr President." Yeah, that's what ALL great leaders do when told they're under attack - they freeze and think of the thirty people cloest to them, instead of the 311 million citizens who would like to have their government respond and defend against the on-going attacks. I guess hiding on Air Force One until a clean pair of pants could be found is another example of how a president should react during wartime. Send e-mail to Bart Teabagger's Tail Wag Boehner the poster child for all that is wrong GuardianUK When
Boehner took the gavel from Pelosi in January, Republicans cheered a
new era in Washington,
inaugurated by an all-out assault on women's reproductive rights, the healthcare bill and a series of negotiations intended to bring government spending to heel. But though the speaker sets the agenda, he quite clearly took his cues from a boisterous set of backseat drivers: his new Tea Party members. Fast forward to July, and the dewy-eyed freshman class (and their more tenured conservative coattail-riding colleagues) are threatening to take the wheel from Boehner altogether, over what they view as his stubborn willingness to compromise one iota with the administration over raising the debt ceiling to avoid a default by the US government. Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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"We're very close to a deal on the debt limit. We had a very good day yesterday." The two sides "made dramatic progress. I think I can pretty confidently say that the current plan under discussion will provide a debt ceiling increase to avoid default..." -- Mitch the Bitch, Sunday, scaring everyone who's wondering what Obama gave him CNN Obama gave them everything they asked for - then they said, "We want more." There's no telling what Obama gave them. BTW, a giant "screw you" to every moron who has said, "Both sides need to stop fighting and agree." One side wants to protect SS and Medicare, the other sides wants more millions for billionaires. If an eighth-grader keeps beating up a fifth-grader, saying, "You boys should stop fighting" makes no sense at all - but our president sees great wisdom in those words. Send e-mail to Bart Obama - Weak on Jobs? This isn't a White House that knows how to look ahead. Why hasn't the White House been sending a "Job-stimulus" bill to the House at least twice a month for the Teabaggers to veto? Doesn't matter what it cost or what it said, this House of Handjobs would veto whatever they sent over - and they've missed that blank check alllllllll this time. Next summer, he COULD be saying, "I sent 30 jobs bills to the House because I know how much you need jobs, but John Beohner and those Republicans vetoed ALL THIRTY of my job bills, and that's why you're still out of work." And if they smelled a trap and passed it, we'd have more stimulus for the economy. Sending bills weekly to the House is a great idea - what didn't they think of that? Why can't Democrats think? Obama tried a stimulus, most experts say it wasn't big enough to have the desired effect, but what has Obama done since for people who need work? Can't he SHOW the people that he's working on jobs? Send e-mail to Bart Obama’s approval number hits 40, an all-time lowWhy does he act like a mouse all the time? Why can't he act like a president? From: info@barackobama.com Subject: Obama birthday house meeting in Tulsa Friend -- Obama's entire career has revolved around the idea that ordinary people working together can do extraordinary things. Oh, Christ! Did John Kerry help write this claptrap? So I hope you can take part in marking his 50th birthday next week in the way he would appreciate most: with a solid showing of grassroots action in every corner of the country. This Wednesday, August 3rd, campaign volunteers will get together for house meetings in all 50 states. We'll plan local events, strategize about how to grow the campaign in our communities, and talk about how to spread the word about the President's accomplishments to our friends and neighbors. I assume we won't be listing a litany of his surrenders? Just this week, he surrendered on Social Security, Medicare, raising taxes on the super-rich and he proposed DEEPER cuts than the chainsaw-weilding Teabaggers - who turned him down. Best of all, folks will also have the chance to join an exclusive live video conference with President Obama at their house meeting. Can you attend a house meeting in Tulsa? Here are the details: What: House meeting for President Obama's 50th birthday Where: 4302 East Pine Street Tulsa, OK 74115 So, I went to Google Earf - here's where the meeting is: I assume we can buy some meth at this place? It appears to be a broke-dick, no-sign-having tavern called "Ladies First" which makies me think it's a lesbian bar. Nothing wrong with that, but this is in a part of town in which I'm not comfortable and I damn sure wouldn't bring Mrs. Bart to a place like this unless I had the Baby with me, I assume all the poor-side-of-town Motel 6's were sold out? This was the BEST place in Tulsa our Democrats could find? I get that it's Oklahoma and it's mostly insane Teabaggers who live here, but if they're not even going to try - why bother? Send e-mail to Bart Send a donation,
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"Tea Bagger Joe Walsh has said many times that he doesn't want to burden his kids with this country's debt. Little did we know that he is a deadbeat dad. Apparently he doesn't want to burden his kids with income either. -- The Angry Liberal Link Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude!!! Exclusive pics only on bartcop.com Link Send e-mail to Bart That Mystery Car..... Damn, this is a nice car - what is it? Reveal Send e-mail to Bart Teabaggers hate Manatees "because the Bible said to hate them..." Link A Florida tea party has taken another step in its effort to protect the citizens of the United States. While its current list of enemies of the state is expansive — including taxes, high-speed rail, and socialized medicine — it has not yet expanded into the realm of wildlife. While all three species of manatees are listed by the World Conservation Organization as vulnerable to extinction, the Citrus County Tea Party Patriots have declared the mammal “dangerous.” The Florida political group recently announced its plan to fight U.S. Fish and Wildlife restrictions on boating and other human activities. True quote from a Tea Party leader: “We cannot elevate nature above people,” said Edna Mattos, Citrus County Tea Party Patriots. “That’s against the Bible and the Bill of Rights.” Wouldn't it be cool if the half-sane Republicans realized what they were losing? Wouldn't it be cool if they joined us to stop the Teabagging Menace? Wouldn't it be cool if kitties pooped gold bars? Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 174 shows online to listen to. Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use more Bartcop Graphics. You can select a monthly
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