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Wednesday, Aug 31, 2011 Vol 2746 - Honeyboy
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Perry is the longest serving governor of them all. Only Texas would elect that ignorant twinkie three times. Send e-mail to Bart Ain't it the truth? Has labor/middle class ever been this powerless? Poor people continue to vote for the super-rich and Obama gave them a trillion dollars more. They HATE Govt - till they need it by Jesse Jackson Last week: We HATE the government This week: Where the hell is our government? Link Irene has hit, leaving destruction in its wake. And now, states and localities, despite the secessionist mumblings of Rick Perry, cannot pay to repair the damage. Representatives from North Carolina to Virginia to New Jersey, even those most vocal about slashing government spending, now call on Washington for help. Conservatives scorn government until they need it. Teabaggers are like 19-year old teenagers. They want freedom from their parents. They want to come and go as they please. They're TIRED of Mom & Dad's rules, so they move out. Then, when they lose their job or get low on money, they come crawling back, wanting Mommy & Daddy to bail them out - again. Teabaggers have no f-ing idea what they want, BUT THEY WANT IT RIGHT NOW and, they could have everything and the world would be perfect, if not for "that socialist nigger in the White House." Everything was PERFECT - untill HE showed up. Oh Lord, why can't they "take their nation back?" Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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swept into power vowing to change Washington's ways Rep. Stephen Fincher, a cotton farmer
Tennessee, introduced a bill to mandate swift federal approval Meet the new crooks - same as
the old crooks. Subject: DuPage County Republican chairman's DUI In the grand scheme of things Bart, this is small potatoes. However, this D' Bag is from my Rethug viper's nest county. GOP douchebag gets DUI Nothing worth publishing but I thought you'd find it interesting. He wants to bring AZ style immigration laws to the Land of Lincoln. Kind of ironic. Sabbia No rethug is too small to mock, denegrate or ridicule. Send e-mail to Bart My good friend Alan
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coming up Sept 1-23 in Hartford, CT. Click Here for More Info Heartless Dick: Screw Detroit In his book, he's very clear Link Cheney was strongly opposed to saving GM and Chrysler and tried to convince Bush not to approve a proposed bailout of the floundering Detroit automakers. Ultimately, Bush approved a partial rescue. “Although I understood the reasoning, I would have preferred that the government not get involved and was disappointed when Obama significantly increased the government intervention,” the dick wrote. While the heartless dick idn’t think the auto rescue was valid, he favored saving the banks – even though most sane observers felt the greed of the banks precipitated the global economic meltdown. “Providing sufficient support to avoid the collapse of our banking system was something only the federal government could do. But, all things considered, companies in the private sector should be judged in the marketplace. Having the government intervene was not, in my opinion, a good idea.” Note that Cheney says saving Detroit was a BAD idea, even after they've paid their loans back and currently employ tens of thousands of Americans while making a profit. Saving American institutions and saving jobs and making a profit is bad? Would Heartless Dick have saved the oil companies? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Huntsman plays Reality card I have to say thank you to presidential candidate Jon Huntsman who said, "The minute that the Republican Party becomes the party -- the anti-science party, we have a huge problem". Then - after standing up for science he went on to say, "people are crying out for us to get back to some level of sensibility." Then he took it all the way saying, "We live in the real world. It's grounded in reality." To a Realist like myself this was music to my ears. For mentioning concepts like science, sensibility, the real world, and reality, I say to Jon Huntsman, thank you, thank you, thank you! Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Ten painful lessons from 9/11 by Ralph fuck-the-Democrats Nader Link 1. Do not exaggerate our adversaries' strength to produce a climate of hysteria that represses civil liberties.. 2. Do not allow our leaders to lie and exaggerate as when they told us there were al-Qaeda cells all over our country. 3. Do not create a climate of fear to silence dissent. 4. Do not tolerate presidents who violate our Constitution and start wars without congressional deliberation. (Is that a dig at Obama for saving lives in Libya? Do you realize that on Obama's watch, three dictators have fallem without America losing a single solider? Assad will be next, then maybe Ahmahandjob.) 5. Do not have Congress write a blank check to fund undeclared wars. 6. Do not allow the executive branch to engage in unconstitutional and illegal recurrent practices such as wiretapping without judicial approval, in addition to torture and denial of habeas corpus and other due process rights. 7. Do not let the government hide the horrors of war from the people by prohibiting photographs of U.S. casualties; operating cruel, secret prisons and harassing reporters for telling the truth. 8. Do not allow leaders to violate American principles with torture and be above our laws and escape accountability. (In other words, screw that "looking forward" surrender of Obama's.) 9. Do not allow Congress to abdicate or transfer its own constitutional authorities to the president. The Libyan war was decided by Obama without congressional approval. (This mad-dog congress would've said, "Let them die" to just spite Obama.) 10. Call out those in the news media who become a mouthpiece for a blood-lusting president. Note: Russert swore under oath that he traded access for "favorable coverage." That's called selling out and being a whore, Tim. Nader has/had some great ideas, but his ego, which is bigger than Nancy Grace, Dr Laura and the vulgar Pigboy combined, felt his first job in politics should be the leader of Planet Earth. Ralph, you could've been a contender. Instead, you chose to help Bush steal the White House - twice. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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