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Tuesday, Sept 27, 2011 Vol 2759 - Greasing the bobcat
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Another good move on Obama's part (sarcasm) Link Eight hundred more U.S. military trainers will be sent to Afghanistan by March to help with logistics, maintenance, medical care and other areas in which the Afghan army is short on skills, Lt. Gen. William B. Caldwell, commander of NATO’s training mission there, said Monday. “That will better help us start getting at some of these specialty skills,” he told reporters Wait, let me be sure I have this right. After ten years of spending $2B a week on this war, (over a trillion dollars) now we're going to "start getting at some of these specialty skills?" How many decades will that take? Somebody's getting rich off this war. Somebody wants this war to go on forever... Send e-mail to Bart
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https://www.createspace.com/3615232 Subject: Judge: go to church or jail Bart, to which church does this judge send criminals? The Church of Reality? The Church of Satan? Lol, wonder if someone goes to a Mosque and converts to Islam if that judge in Alabama would like that... Craig Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude
Link Send e-mail to Bart That's a sexy red dress?
She looks like something a wood chipper coughed up. Subject: tax breakthrough for Dems This is the best idea I can come up with: Tax the "job creators" and Wall Street by restoring the tax on dividend and interest income to normal rates. They have had a huge giveaway for years since Bush and DeLay started giving capital gains rates to unearned income like interest and dividends. Where does dividend income come from and to whom does it go? Shareholders. Who are the Shareholders? Look around. How much corporation stock do you own? The Democrats could get a majority vote on this with the public at least, and where does it count at election time? Stand up and start making sense, Dems! It's a war of facts and reasoning. Like Mark Perkel says, it's the Dittoheads vs. the Hippies in a way. ... Think! Thanks Bart for all the great newsiness.. Fred I had an idea about corporatre tax rates, but I'm not smart enough to know how practical it is. What if the corporate tax rate was ZERO for every shareholder with less than one percent ownership? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Rick Perry and the paradox of prayer Bart, Let's assume for a moment that the invisible cloud being is real. The bible teaches us that: 1) God has a Master Plan, and 2) The Plan is infallible. Making a logical inference, that means that when someone is praying and asking for something they're saying either: 1) God has no Master Plan, or 2) The Plan is faulty, and God should change The Plan to serve one's needs. So, praying is paradoxical. If you're praying for something - say, for Rick Perry not to appear dimmer than Bush the Dumber in the debate - you're doubting the wisdom and infallibility of God, which makes you a sinner and worthy of God's scorn and punishment. In your years of attempted Catholic indoctrination, was this ever addressed? I'd be interested in hearing the official explanation of how prayer is not a sin. Keep swingin', Big Orange Jeff The whole story makes no sense at all. I rejected that nonsense about 50 years ago. Check out the news and toons at
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It's Obama's right-wing policies, says Captain Obvious Sirota Link Sirota seems to get less relevant with every column - assuming he was ever relevant. His big headline is Obama's supporters aren't racists. Is there anyone on the planet who thought that? And yes, it's true, Obama's not the Second Coming that Sirota swore he'd be. That one's on you, David. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "The governments don't rule the world. Goldman Sachs rules the world and the stock market is TOAST!" -- possibly-honest trader Allesio Rastani, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: poker at WhiteHouse.gov Bart there is a petition to get online poker legalized. Yep! Really. It can be found at this government website. >>> https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/ All that is needed is you register to vote on existing petitions. After 500 people vote yes on a petition the white house promises to act on the petition. I already voted for poker and repeal of the citizens united ruling. Share this with your readers it will start a movement. Oh Pot legalization is also there and it's getting a lot of votes. Peace Roger The Poker Player Roger, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Right-wingers believe that vaccinating sixth-graders will make girls sexually promiscuous. As seventh-grade boys can tell you, there is no evidence for this." -- Richard Cohen's first decent joke in 40 years, Link Send e-mail to Bart Nancy Grace’s wardrobe malfunction Link What would “Dancing with the Stars” be without a little wardrobe malfunction? Seattle was checking out Hope Solo on Monday. But the city didn’t notice that one of Nancy Grace’s breasts fell out of her dress. A camera quickly went to a crowd shot so avoiding more embarrassment to Grace — a "hang them all" legal commentator — and to avoid an exposure to us at home. Well, she went on that show for more exposure, but really - at her age? Sometimes when you yell, "Me! Me! Me!" at the spotlight it finds you at a moment when you're not quite ready for it. Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even
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