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Weekend-Monday, Oct 17, 2011 Vol 2769 - Caught in a Bill Romance
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Capizomics.com A regulated free market economic system for democracy Quotes "Iran's leaders did not fear a muscular American response. They don't believe we'd militarily respond and don't fear any sanctions we might throw at them. Unless the U.S. responds forcefully, we are setting the stage for further Iranian belligerence, because they will see that they can plan an operation … get caught, and the Americans do nothing." -- former CIA officer Reuel Marc Gerecht, Link He's right. When a fourth-greader pees on the leg of the eighth-grader, and the eighth-grader does nothing, the eighth-grader should expect to have his leg peed on every day until he graduates. What did our eighth-grader do? He began "diplomatic negotiations" instead of smacking the fourth-grader in the mouth. Of course, having this opinion will cost me... Send e-mail to Bart GOP Panic Sets In
They've lost eight points in one week Link "I am increasingly concerned about the growing mobs occupying Wall Street. Some have actually condoned the pitting of Americans against Americans." --Eric Cantor, biggest douche in congress? Is there a bigger worm slithering though the halls of Congress than Eric Cantor? It has always amused me to watch him on the tube trying to defend the morally indefensible. He always has this weird look of cherubic contentment on his clueless face. It really is something to behold. To the credit of Mitch "The Plutocracy's Bitch" McConnell, he at least has the decency to look somewhat ill at ease when having to vomit forth their nonsensical talking points . Cantor, on the other hand, is right at home with their delightfully twisted agenda. Too weird! Consider Cantor's burden. The little freak wants us to swallow his definition of the people down on Wall Street who now hold up a mirror to the plutocracy's face. Eric defines them as a "mob". He actually made a very good point - although I am certain that it was accidental on his part. This IS the pitting of "Americans against Americans. It's the 99 percent against the one percent. Cantor and his people are calling this "class warfare". Guess what. It is class warfare! And they've been waging it against us since the dawn of the Industrial Revolution. The Occupy Wall Street protestors have made the GOP into the One percent. Killing the jobs bill for the 99 percent makes them the assholes who need to lose their jobs. Can Obama figure a way to turn that to his advantage? Send e-mail to Bart I don't get it. Ted's saying if Obama continues to kill al Qaeda, they'll launch a drone missle against him? Are we in the business of keeping terrorists happy so maybe they'll murder fewer of us?
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Friends told the Times that Arbabsiar smoked marijuana and drank alcohol freely and had a string of businesses, "selling horses, ice cream, used cars and gyro sandwiches," leaving a "trail of liens, business-related lawsuits and angry creditors" in his wake. Send e-mail to Bart Halloween is just around the corner! Buy early - get THE costume you want! If not, you'll get stuck with the Howie Long costume Also, check out their Sexy Halloween Costumes "Government is too big" We hear that constantly from the Republicans. They say: "The federal government has too much power." "The Tenth Amendment is what I like - States' Rights." "The feds need to butt out and let the states handle it." "Obamacare is just another power-grab by the federal government." "I'm all for states rights." "We don't need some bureaucrat from Washington telling us how to live." In every case, isn't that what the South said just before the Civil War? Isn't "I hate the federal government" just another way to say, "Why can't you butt out so I can have nigger slaves?" Send e-mail to Bart Pioneering Gay Rights Activist Frank Kameny Dead at 86 Link A man credited as being this country’s first gay rights activist has died. Frank Kameny was 86. “Frank will be remembered in the scope of American history as an iconic civil rights leader,” says Malcolm Lazin, head of Equality Forum. Lazin says he is one of many who have followed in Kameny’s pioneering footsteps. “He helped to organize the very first demonstration on behalf of gay rights, here in Philadelphia, in front of Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell, each July 4th, from 1965 through 1969,” Lazin says. And Lazin says those demonstrations helped spark the Stonewall riots in New York, which gave birth to the modern gay rights movement. A shot of Chinaco to Frank Kameny. Can you imagine the courage it must've taken to be the FIRST American to come out? Send e-mail to Bart Quotes Lady Gaga delivered on stage at the Clinton Concert. She changed "Bad Romance" to "Bill Romance," stripping out of her dress to reveal a nude body suit underneath. To the shock of the president, his wife, and his daughter, the singer proceeded to serenade the president, who was standing just a few feet away. But the Lady won over the former First Family... "I got nervous when Gaga said she was planning to have a Marilyn moment, and I thought, 'I will have a heart attack for my 65th birthday.'" -- Big Dog You should watch this video Link turn your speakers up, too. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "That brother and sister duo were intimately involved in the two biggest scandals in poker. Howard Lederer with Full Tilt Poker, and when the cheating scandal broke at Ultimate Bet Poker, who was it that was doing interview, after interview, praising the "new" ownership at UB? Annie Duke, lying through her teeth, contradicting herself at every opportunity. There is a mile long thread, complete with audio clips of her lying and contradicting herself in the same interview." -- poker legend Daniel Negreanu Link WOW! I didn't not see that one coming. So, Daniel says it's all true - Howard "The Professor" Lederer is a scumbag thief and son-of-a-bitch. This super-talented, multi-millionaire celebrity, who played poker for a living, wanted even more. According to Daniel - the same goes for his sister, Annie Duke, who I've met. No word of co-conspirator Chris "Jesus" Ferguson's alleged scumbaggery. < Bart does a shot > I'm old and Ive been around a lot of years, but I still have no idea why rich people risk losing everything for a few more dollars. It's like having a good job, but you rob liquor stores on the weekend. Or like BP, who was making maybe $10M a day in profits, but they didn't want to spend half a million on a blowout preventer. Now, like Lederer and Duke, their name is shit. What do rich people do with more millions? I didn't not see that one coming. Next time I say, "Name a time when I was wrong," remind me of today. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: what happened to Bartcop Radio? Bart, I figured out why I am having bouts of depression.....I haven't heard a BCR in a while! I know you're busy, I just miss listening to the new shows. Love, Rick Rick, thanks for asking. Bottom line is the economics. I've lost a lot of subscribers, as you can imagine, so I tried the Mystery pages which adds a couple of hours to each issue and, go figure, they seem to be kinda popular. Sometimes I get 100 answers on a single mystery - but the money isn't there. Logically, if I get X amount of hits (and advertising revenue) from the Main page, having 5-6 sub pages each issue - seems to me - should generate at least 3X the revenue - but it hasn't. People are clicking on the Mystery pages, but where's my economic bump? I'm missing something here and I can't figure it out. I've been working on this since mid-May, but I've only picked up maybe half of the income from the subscribers I lost, which means I'm workling harder for less and my hands are burning more than ever - but hey - I know a lot of people have it waaaay worse off than me. At least I'm not losing my house. So I need an expert. I'll pay top dollar, too, if you can solve the puzzle. If I get $200 for 10,000 hits, why am I getting $250 for 40,000 hits? I'm missing something, but it's too much for my IQ of 64. If I could solve this Mystery, I would be a happy man. But, to answer your question, the added time doing the Mystery pages has pushed aside what little spare time there was for the radio show. I think if we put it to a vote, most donators and subscribers would say, "More pages, less radio" but I'm dabbling with the idea of doing Radio Week. I know my hands would appreciate a week of radio :) I'm an Online-Ads expert, Bart I know all about that stuff. Let me put you to work. Top dollar paid for results. Subject: Bill Day cartoon
Bart, I'm in Albuquerque. Your cartoonist, Bill Day, was in our local paper Sunday. Jim D ink Bill isn't my cartoonist, but he's very talented. I think that's one of his best. Send e-mail to Bart Don't Look Down Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: extra-judicial Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: extra-judicial
It is said that with the signing of the Magna Charta, we began an era of the rule of law, not the rule of men. We now seem to be living in a Post-Legal era, where the law counts only when it is convenient. The implications of that are grave for the people's democracy. Or should I say, "What is left of it." I understand your zeal to identify and engage your enemies. I do not understand how you can take our tradition of the rule of law into your hands so cheaply. John K Cheaply? Do you think I would OK killing terrorists for entertainment, like the Giggling Murderer? Would YOU, John K, break a law to save a planeload of Americans? And if you say no, would you break a law to save a 20 planeloads of Americans? Assuming al Qaeda will never stop trying to bring down planes, (pretty safe assumption), how many jets would it take for you to change your mind? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Iran Holy Christ, Bart, YOU believe the US government on this one? Read the WaHoPo story on that guy accused of this and you will find that he is an absent minded nutjob who failed at every business he started! Even if his cousin is part of the Quds Brigade there is no way there head, Qasim Soleimani, "not a nice man" as Professor Juan Cole puts it, would ever run this guy on a job this big. It's insane to think it could be possible. C'mon, Bart, you're smarter than this. Read Prof. Cole's response to the allegation before you go all #6 on Iran! Ed I think you're looking at this from the wrong direction. Iran wired the guy money. Even if he's an incompetent handjob, Iran paid him to carry out a hit. Does everyone think Obama & Biden are blood-thirsty, conniving, goddamn liars? Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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Dewey Bozella is a man of his word Link Dewey Bozella, who spent 26 years in jail for a murder he didn't commit, made his pro boxing debut a successful one by beating Larry Hopkins in a cruiserweight fight. (Bozella boxed in prison.) Bozella was sentenced to 20 years to life after being wrongly convicted of murder. Cowardly sons of bitches prosecutors offered him a plea deal at the time that would have reduced the sentence to time served but Bozella refused to admit to something he didn't do. Obama called him after the fight to to say "Good job." I guess I have no character, because I would admit to shooting Abraham f-ing Lincoln if it meant I could leave prison - but Dewey Bozella, like Mandela, stayed another 21 years. A shot of Chinaco to Dewey Bozella. Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair Sign up now! We come to you! Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even
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Link Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed Bart, last issue's Mystery Car? That would be an Oldsmobile, Bart. A '55, I think. Ed Roth Send e-mail to Bart Did you watch this? I thought it was excellent! Today's Mystery Celebrity Link Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart, that's actor Billy Drago! He played the AWESOME villain Frank Nitti in Brian DePalma's "THE UNTOUCHABLES". Gino Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is on the Thunersee in Switzerland. I think the name is Schloss Hunegg, STB Send e-mail to Bart Last weekend... These weekends keep getting better. Greg Norman told the Truth about Eldrick and some people didn't like it. The St Louis Miracle Cardinals slugged their way into the World Series. Oklahoma beat up Kansas (while the whore announcers kept saying "OK is in big trouble!" Oklahoma State stomped the once-feared Texas horns, or whatever they're called. ...and something else happened...I can't put my finger on it...Oh, yeah... Dallas Loses Again Cowboys Don't Trust Romo, Damn, that was a fun weekend! Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's the divine Blanche Barrow (Buck’s wife and Clyde’s sister-in-law) at the time of her capture in July 0f 1933. Charlie (I do know more than just cars) Note: She was part of the Bonnie and Clyde gang. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Bart, I happen to have a few dollars left over from my social security check, so I thought I'd invest it in my sanity. Art in Coraopolis, PA Art, thanks for that. Look for something in the mail. Donations are accepted. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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