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Wed-Friday, Oct 12-14, 2011 Vol 2768 - Extra judicial
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Capizomics.com A regulated free market economic system for democracy Quotes "...it was actually the reason that we fought the revolution in the 16th century was to get away from that kind of onerous crown, if you will." -- that idiot Rick Perry, who only missed America's birfday by 200 years, Link Rick, maybe Michelle Bachmann wasn't the best choice for your history tutor. Send e-mail to Bart Obama's Jobs Bill Fails
Can he find a way to exploit that? Link Obama’s jobs plan has stalled in the Senate, handing him another defeat on his signature economic initiative after two backstabbing moderate Democrats joined a united GOP front to block the chamber from staging a debate. But that was still nine votes shy of the 60 needed to break a Republican filibuster, which will force Obama to go begging The Bitch for crumbs - AGAIN. America is tired of watching its leader beg for crumbs. "Tonight’s vote is by no means the end of this fight,” the president lied in response. To find a president weaker than Obama, we'd have to go back to Nixon in 1974. They said back then, when Nixon gave an order to his staff, they would glance at Nixon's Chief of Staff - Alexander Haig - and he would nod yes or no to indicate if the order was to be carried out. So, what do we do with this weakest-president-ever? Do we work hard to get him re-elected, so he can show more weakness and cave-in to every demand the GOP makes for the next five years? In my lifetime, we've never been in this big of a presidential mess. Send e-mail to Bart
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Iran Starts War with America Biden: "We'll hold them accountable" Link Joe Biden said Iran would be held accountable for a plot to assassinate the Saudi ambassador in Washington and that Obama is working to unite world opinion behind a possible U.S. response. "It is an outrageous act where the Iranians are going to have to be held accountable," Biden told ABC. Biden said Obama working on a hot complaint letter to Iran's Ahmahandjob. "Nothing scares a bully like a hot letter," said Obama, the diplomat I have an idea: Instead of begging the world for permission to respond, why don't we hit them - in their wallet? We could send just a handful of bombers to strafe the Iranian coast and erase whatever refineries, tank fields and oil-loading platforms they have sitting open and vulnerable. And this would be over before the liberals get upset about how unfair it was. Every time Iran gets out of line, we put their ability to sell oil back five years. Or, we could beg the world for permission and have Obama send them a hot letter asking if they could pleeeeeeeease refrain from attacking us - until they perfect their atomic bomb. Send e-mail to Bart Halloween is just around the corner! Buy early - get THE costume you want! If not, you'll get stuck with the Paul Tsongas costume Also, check out their Sexy Halloween Costumes Hank the Racist vs FOX News Link Hank Williams, Jr. says Fox News can shove it. That's the gist of his latest song "Keep the Change," out now. The song stems from his falling out with ESPN after comparing Obama to Hitler on Fox & Friends. Williams rails against big government and socialism (he's an ideal Fox viewer) and he lashes out at Fox & Friends for distorting his views. You, hear that, Steve Doocy? Here's a quick lyrical transcription: So Fox and Friends wanna put me down. Ask for my opinion, then twist it all around. What did FOX twist around? They agree with you, Numbnuts - they call Obama "Hitler" constantly - what did they twist? You're just angry that non-racist ESPN fired you after 20 years of a no-work paycheck. Supposed to be talkin' about my father's new CD. Well two can play that gotcha game, just wait and see. Don't tread on me. What does that mean? Hank, you gonna "get" FOX news? This country sure as hell been goin' down the drain. We know what we need, We know who to blame. United Socialist States of America. How do you like that name? I'll keep the USA and ya'll can keep the change. Butt Hank, "socialist" amd "keep the change" is just more racist, anti-Obama hate. That's what got you fired, not FOX News. FOX asked you on specifically so you'd trash Obama. People watch FOX to see how many times they can call Obama "nigger" without actually using that specific word - you know that. Besides, your audience loves every racial slur FOX broadcasts. FOX is your twin brother, Dude - you're mad at yourself. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Steve Jobs and drugs In this time of mourning over the passing of Steve Jobs it is important to understand what made him such and outstanding individual. And although it is an inconvenient truth to some people, his success was due to using LSD. That is what Apple's trademark phrase "Think Differently" is referring to. Jobs said that taking LSD was "one of the two or three most important things I have done in my life." This is what Steve Jobs himself believed was his advantage over Microsoft Windows, saying of Bill Gates, "He'd be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger." Although it is generally good to teach our children to "say no to drugs" not all drugs are the same. Kids should definitely say no to drugs like cigarettes, excessive alcohol, cocaine, and methamphetamine. But when it come to the psychedelic drugs like marijuana, mescalin, and LSD one has to appreciate that when used properly these drugs can have a profound and permanent positive effect transforming the individual in a way that allows someone to "Think Differently" and be the forefront of computer development like Steve Jobs was. So when you sit down in front of your Mac computer, your iPod, iPad, iPhone, and listen to your music on iTunes, think of Steve Jobs and wonder where the world would be today if not for the people who "Think Differently" that create all this wonderful technology we enjoy. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart The
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https://www.createspace.com/3615232 Quotes "Nothing is off the table when it comes to responding to Iran's aggression." -- Joe Biden Link When a US politician says, "Nothing is off the table," that means nuclear attack is possible. Do you think Joe Biden knows that? Yes, I want a "vigorous" response to Iran, but threatening a nuclear attack is going too far. Another thing: When you say, "We will respond," you have to f-ing DO something. If you threaten to kick the bully's ass - but then fail to - that shows weakness and the last thing Obama needs right now is to appear even weaker than he actually is. Do you think Joe Biden knows that? Like it or not, this is a test for Obama - will he pass or will he fail? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Rethugs favored to win Bartcop, I thought these Presidential odds may be of interest to you. They’re courtesy of Bodog. 2012 US Presidential Election - Republican Nominee Mitt Romney 4/7 Rick Perry 11/4 Herman Cain 12/1 Sarah Palin 14/1 Ron Paul 16/1 Jon Hunstman 20/1 Michele Bachmann 33/1 Newt Gingrich 40/1 Rudy Giuliani 40/1 2012 US Presidential Election - Winning Party Democratic Party +105 Republican Party -125 Regards, Jimmy the Sports Publicist Jimmy, thanks for that. I believe you, but I don't believe your odds. Sure, Obama looks bad when compared to "a Republican." But when that Republican is identified, Obama looks a lot better. Here's the deal: Increasingly, they say Romney has this race already won, but in America, the religio-crazies will NOT be denied. If Romney wins the nomination, I give you my Nancy Grace Guarantee that the Teabaggers/religio-crazies will run Perry or Bachmann as a Nader-style spoiler. This will allow Obama to win 58 states. Send e-mail to Bart Breaking News... Warren Buffet just announced he made $62M last year - but he also said only $39M of that was taxable, meaning he made $23M on which he paid no taxes at all. THIS IS WHY AMERICAN IS BANKRUPT, because the super-rich aren't paying their fair share of taxes. "Do you expect me to do something about this?" No, Sir. There was a time when I expected you to act, but I no longer have those expectations. Send e-mail to Bart Don't Look Down Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: the Mormon Cult Bart, One of the clear things that makes Mormons cults is the clear splitting and separating from family and friends. If a Mormon gets married in the Temple and are "temple vetted" ($$$) and her father and family are not they don't attend the wedding (i.e., daddy doesn't get to walk daughter down the aisle) No one who is not a Mormon or temple vetted can attend the ceremony. They cannot set foot in the temple. (They say it is no big deal as they can attend the reception elsewhere). Also when children go on their "mission". They cannot call home for six weeks. When they do they are "supervised" when they call and it is a limited phone call. As far as I am concerned this sounds very much like right out of Jim Jones plain and simple. You limit family "unity" and friends from what is supposedly a very family and friend occasion. Religion makes you do crazy things... Also in a certain city they built a new temple and allowed the public a tour (they had to put covers on their shoes to walk on the carpet. However, after the tour they removed the carpet and replaced it as "non-Mormons" had walked through it. What they don't know is that the contractor had a catholic worker who placed a rosary and a fifth of booze in the sheet rock and I assume it is still there! :) ha ha You should check out how they are allowing them to get away with things that are against building codes in certain cities where they are the judge, and building inspectors etc. You literally can't fight city hall when they are all Mormons and you are fighting for the law to be enforced against a Mormon that is breaking the law -- you can't win. They build what they want where they want. (And it isn't in Utah). Sue M That Catholic/booze story reminds me: When my brother was ordained, the Catholics asked me what kind of set-ups I needed. WTF? Set-ups? The ceremony was at 10AM on a Sunday morning and they wanted to know if I wanted to cut my liquor with 7-Up, Coke, orange juice, etc. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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by Richard Fricker Link “Who are these people and why are they here?” One answer was aired last weekend by Rachel Dennis, a 28-year-old book artist in Tulsa, Oklahoma: “As I’ve educated myself on this movement I started to realize our goals are really simple. Many of us hoped for change, and then we voted for change. “We wanted our voices heard; we participated in the democratic process. Then we realized the government is no longer focusing on us as individuals, it’s not about us anymore. Our interests are not being put in mind. “I don’t blame Obama at all, it’s not Obama’s fault. … He didn’t realize how manipulated our government had become. He truly believed change could happen … but change was prevented. He wanted change, he meant well, but it just couldn’t happen. We have to take to the streets to make our country be what it can become.” Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair Sign up now! We come to you! Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even
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