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Tuesday, Oct 18, 2011 Vol 2770 - Cyclops shark
Halloween is just around the corner! Buy early - get THE costume you want! If not, you'll get stuck with the Deep Throat costume Also, check out their Sexy Halloween Costumes Quotes "Some people don't want Obama to be successful. A big percentage of the Republicans that were elected this time came here to do zero, and that's what they've done." -- Republican Ray LaHood, Link Send e-mail to Bart Cain Likeable, Mittens Electable
The GOP likes the Black guy best? Link Pizzaman Herman Cain may have stolen the hearts of racist Republicans, but Mittens is still considered the likely GOP presidential nominee and the candidate with the best chance of beating Obama, a new poll shows. An aura of inevitability appears to have settled around Romney, with 51-percent. Republican-leaning independents saying they see him as the most likely Republican nominee. Just 18 percent said they expected the nominee to be Cain, and 14 percent predicted Rick Perry. No other candidate polled in double digits. The most likeable candidate, however, is Cain — with 34 percent saying they like him most. Romney is a close second, with 29 percent, followed by Perry at 13 percent. Independents are very fond of Perry, with 44 percent saying he is the most likeable, and just 29 percent saying Romney is. Among Republicans, the two run neck and neck, with 28 percent each. If you love Rick Perry, you're not an independent. Perry is the radical-racist Der-Monkey-Fuhrer clone. How could any independent like him best? We don't know who's going to win but we know who won't win - Cain, Gingrich, Bachmann and Man-on-Dog. And I doubt anyone will want Cain to be their VP. Cain seems to be in this race as a goof, like that idiot Trump. Send e-mail to Bart
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. The Racist GOP's Great White Hope Which would seem to leave out Cain Link Will the Righteous Right survive its inane scrum deciding which defective personality carries forth its backward-bounding banner? True, the GOP message this season especially blends the vacuous and vicious, but that's hardly stopped a resurgent national party, awash in money and media, from securing better hawkers. Is the rightwing base so dumb not to realize that skewering its own frontrunners helps the vulnerable president they're dying to depose? And what poll-struck bottom-dwellers, from Romney to Trump to Bachmann to Perry to Cain. Why, if there were a bold, imaginative opposition party, I bet it could leverage such idiots spouting, well, idiocy. Dream on. So where do you think this train wreck will end up? Conventional wisdom says it's "Romney's turn," but he's got the wrong religion. Last time it was "McCain's turn" and he had to become religiously insane to get the nomination and Mittens doesn't have that option. Hey McCain, how old is the Grand Canyon? In 2007, you said it was 17M years old. To get the religio-crazy vote, McCain changed his mind in 2008 and said the Grand Canyon was only 4,000 years old, which makes third graders giggle at McCain's stupidity. So, John, how old is the Grand Canyon in 2011? Send e-mail to Bart Better
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Capizomics.com A regulated free market economic system for democracy Obama's New Pot Policies He's screwing with the First Amendment? Link In his unrelenting quest to kill legal medical marijuana, Obama appears content to incur collateral damage. Last week, property owners who rent to dispensaries were informed that the federal government could seize their properties within 45 days; this week, one of the four United States attorneys who declared open season on anything connected to state-legal cannabis told California Watch that the fourth estate is next. Specifically, the administration says any publication -- from print to web to broadcasting -- that accepts advertisements from medical marijuana businesses could face prosecution. Really, Barack? You're going to shut down newspapers that advertise legal-in-California products? What part of "shutting down newspapers" is OK with you? They say you're a Constitutional scholar - is that true? In other words, Obama will screw California alt-weeklies, some of which rely on medical marijuana ads for 25 to 30 percent of advertising revenue, sources say. But in this move, legal and media experts contacted by SF Weekly say that the government has a First Amendment issue on its hands. Why can't Obama pay more attention to creating jobs? His illogical poker-and-pot wars can't be helping him with the voters. (There are 30M online poker players - or WERE until Obama got frisky. Can you win without those 30M votes, Barack? Is it your job to say no to the majority? A tired of being president? Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Unlike most of the other teenagers, Ratzinger refused to go to meetings, bringing economic hardship to his family. Moreover, unlike most of the others, he deserted at the first opportunity. Susan Sarandon’s comment is obscene. Sadly, it’s what we’ve come to expect from her," -- The Catholic League of America's Bill Donahue, attacking Sarandon for poor syntax, Link Usually its wrong to call someone "a Nazi" but this time it's true. Donahue admits Benny the Rat was a Nazi, but "he refused to go to his Hitler Youth meetings." So, Sarandon is guilty of using "is" instead of "was?" Clinton was right - it all hinges on the definiton of "is." Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Help wanted I'm an Online-Ads expert, Bart I know all about that stuff. Let me put you to work. Top dollar paid for results. It would appear that there are no ad experts who read bartcop.com I will continue to stumble forward in the dark. Don't Look Down Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: I received my stickers today! Hey Bart! I received my stickers today! All I can say is “WOW! I LOVE THEM!” And boy, do I miss Clinton.! Thank you so much! You’re the best! Joann L Send e-mail to Bart Obama Hypes Iran 'Plot' by Gareth Porter consortiumnews.com The U.S. government is using leaks to the news media to press its case regarding a purported Iranian plot to kill the Saudi ambassador in Washington, but the supposed links between a cooperating FBI witness and Iranian intelligence remain tenuous at best. Officials of the Obama administration have aggressively leaked information supposedly based on classified intelligence in recent days to bolster its allegation that two higher-ranking Iranians were involved in a plot to assassinate the Saudi Ambassador in Washington, D.C. The media stories generated by the leaks helped divert press attention from the fact that there is no verifiable evidence of any official Iranian involvement in the alleged assassination plan, contrary to the broad claim being made by the administration. But the information about the two Iranian officials leaked to the press was unambiguously false and misleading, as confirmed by official documents in one case and a former senior intelligence and counterterrorism official in the other. First, I disagree with those underlined words in bold. The author says "no verifyable evidence exists," which seems to be crazy talk. How can anyone ever say "no evidence exists?" Wouldn't a fairer phrasing be, "no evidence has been released?" It seems to me that every word in bold is an accusation that Obama is a liar. I wonder what that's like - to work so terribly hard to get a fellow elected, even to the point, in my opinion, of unfairly slandering his innocent opponent, and then turn around and publish an article that calls your favorite candidate a liar eight times in the first four paragraphs. Has Bob Parry apologized for his lack of judgment? If one pushes for a particular candiate to the Nth degree, and then that candidate turns out to be a "liar," shouldn't one apologize for getting things so completely wrong back in 2008? I have an opinion on that, Bart Subject: extra-judicial
I feel for ya bartcop. You'll never win over your opponents on this one I fear. I know - there are those who will not see. I'm not crazy about extra judicial killings by police or governments. I've been in the criminal justice field my entire life.. And you are for damned sure correct with the example about police (taking a life) when necessary. We can debate forever about what "necessary" means. There have been many examples when police claim self defense when i have been sceptical.. Easy to be sceptical when i'm not the one being approached by an unknown. With AlAwlaki, I figure until I can answer your original question about having a better solution, I'll figure it was the only option. I guess in a perfect world we send in a seal team to bring him back alive to face a judge and jury... But I am assuming it was not possible. Michael in RPB Speaking of special forces, did you know we now have 100 Navy Seals in the Congo? Panetta sent them in to clean some clocks. Send e-mail to Bart Mittens slams racist cowboy Calls Perry "a career politician" Link Perry's poll numbers may be sinking to new lows, but Mittens still considers the Texas ass his most politically viable opponent in the Republican presidential race. Ignoring his other rivals, Romney continues to focus his attacks exclusively on Perry. Case in point: A new website slamming Perry as a "career politician." Romney accuses Perry of exaggerating job growth in Texas. It features a clip of Judas Maximus asking Perry about numbers that show unemployment in Texas has doubled on his watch. "Well, I disagree with those numbers," Perry replies. The ad then shifts to a backdrop of a deserted highway, complete with a bouncing tumbleweed in the distance. A series of statistics flash on the screen, including that 1 million Texans were out of work in August—the highest number in the state in nearly 20 years. That's smart of Romney to go after the racist seceder. It seems obvious to me that the nominee will either be Mittens or Racist Rick. Anybody disagree? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Cantor Hey Bart, Concerning Cantor - I find it surprising that no one has mentioned that he did not attend the Values Voters Conference. I'll give you the primary reason... seems the Conference was held, for the third time in 3 years on the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur, the holiest day for Jews. So enough of this Values Voter crapola about such an all inclusive meeting. The scheduling of this conference on the holiday is no accident, and we both know Cantor is not welcome at this evangelical confab. The question is, when will Cantor wake up and realize he's being used? As I have said over and over since he was elected and talked the crazy conservative talk he is being used, for a price of course. Keep Swinging Fred Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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Bart - Thanks for honoring Frank Kameny with a shot of Chicano. I'm an aging gay guy who came out in '69 and you're right, it takes a lot of courage. What we need more than anything is more straight male allies like you - that takes courage too. Cheers to you Bart! You do good work. Steve in CA I felt bad that I'd never heard of him... Send e-mail to Bart Made-in-China.com - Connecting Global Buyers with China suppliers Man-on-Dog's Hissy with SNL
They portrayed him as being in a gay bar Link "We’ve been hammered by the left for my standing up for the traditional family and I will continue to do so," Santorum said, admitting that he had not seen the skit yet. "The left, unfortunately, participates in bullying more than the right does. They say that they’re tolerant, and they’re anything but tolerant of people who disagree with them and support traditional values. I welcome the criticism, go ahead. I'm going to stand up for the values that made this country great ..." Homophobia made this country great? Does America stand for segregation, Rick? Rick, what do you want gays to do, "Knock it off?" Send e-mail to Bart Subject: extra-judicial
Bart, would you take the life of someone who is seriously threatening the life of your child? I sure as hell would! Harv Harv, any rational parent would do that, but some on the Left say that makes you "just like Cheney." Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair Sign up now! We come to you! Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even
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