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Weekend-Monday, Oct 22-24, 2011 Vol 2773 - Promiscuity futures
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"You're headed for a one-term presidency," -- Steve Jobs, to Obama, last year, according to the new book, Link Did Steve know politics? I'm guessing not so much. The racist dogs of the GOP want to kill social security, which adds to<> Obama having the Latino vote, the Black vote and the elderly vote. Plus, the GOP's "More wars and no taxes for the rich" is why America went broke in the first place. If Obama, ... could figure a way, ...maybe put his best people on this, but if he could find a way to ...list the damn facts - this election would be his. Send e-mail to Bart Romney ad calls Perry a Moron
Then he got scared and pulled it, the pussy Link Romney has pulled an unflattering video about rival Rick Perry from the Web after sissy CNN complained about the use of comments from its correspondents in the ad. The ad featured some of the Texas governor’s worst moments from recent candidate debates. Rick Perry: “Was it — was before he was before the social programs, from the standpoint of he was for.” Rick Perry: “Was it — was before he was before the social programs, from the standpoint of he was for standing up for Roe v. Wade before he was against Roe v. Wade?” RICK PERRY: “Not whether or not we are going to have this policy or that policy.… We don’t need any plan.” Why pull the ad? It's legal and proper to use pundit quotes. Perry is a moron and it's legal to say it if it's true. Like Dr. Laura being a dirty-legged slut. Could I say it if it wasn't true? Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I can tell you that after the first 45 minutes I was tempted to walk off that stage. I thought it was disgusting.” -- Ron Paul, Link I agree - the racism, the homophobia, the contempt for the voters - it was disgusting. Ron, next time, why don't you f-ing DO something, instead of saying afterwards, "I almost did something..." Send e-mail to Bart Subject: your revenue-generating ads Bart, a great many people use Mozilla Firefox, with the add-on called "AdBlock." When someone is running this they will NOT generate any ad revenue. Keep publishing a gentle reminder to your readers that ads on the page means food on the family, so PLEASE turn off AdBlocker. Keep hammering, John (in friggin' Omaha) John, thanks for that. I need all the help I can get. Send e-mail to Bart
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Corporatism, Militarism: An American Tragedy
by James P. Huchthausen $14.95 For 33 percent discount, use Discount code: CNGKSXR5 order at https://www.createspace.com/3613267 Don't Look Down Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Your picture of Abbey Hoffman Howdy Bart, Your picture of Abbey Hoffman brought back one of my favorite memories: While in college back in the good old days of Saint Ronald (that would be the 80's for you younger whippers out there), Abbey spoke at my school. He was like a stand-up comedian and just cut to the bone. Afterward, I got to hang out with him over beers while some some out there guy blathered in his ear. I was wearing a Captain America sweater in his honor and he smiled and told me to "hang on to that." I have, and I do - Abbey Hoffman, like him or not affected change. Miss that guy, need more like him. Rafa in Taos Rafa, good one - I like reading stories like that. Hey, maybe we could make that a new feature: My Brush with Greatness We might have a thousand stories that others would like to read. So, who goes first? You NY/LA people must have a bunch of "greatness" run ins. Ever been in a Starbucks line behind Clint Eastwood? Ever see John Elway get off an elevator you were getting on? Ever park P Diddy's Maybach at a nightclub? Whose the biggest autograph you ever got? Got any "greatness" in the family that you only see at weddings? Send in your stories - try to make it short-ish. Send "Greatness" Story to Bart Obama: Iraq War Over, troops to come home GOP furious that more troops won't die over there... Link Obama announced Friday that the United States will withdraw nearly all troops from Iraq by the end of the year, effectively bringing the long and polarizing war in Iraq to an end. "After nearly 9 years, America's war in Iraq will be over," said Mr. Obama. "Our troops are finally coming home," he added, saying that U.S. troops "will definitely be home for the holidays." GOP Reacts Presidential sore loser John McCain said in a statement that the president's decision is a "harmful" setback for U.S. interests in the Middle East. "This decision will be viewed as a strategic victory for our enemies in the Middle East, especially the Iranian regime," Hey John, Iran was fully contained - by Saddam - until D.M.F. jumped in and "fixed" everything. Lindsey Graham, (R-Fabulous) whined: "I fear this decision has set in motion events that will come back to haunt our country," he said. When Gadaffy was finally killed, Lindsey was in such a good mood he offered to blow every Libyan national he could find in a run thru DC's bars. John Boehner said, "We owe it to our troops to continue engaging with the Iraqi government in a way that ensures our hard-fought gains translate into long-term success." The way I heard it, this was all designed by Der Monkey Fuhrer. He apparently signed a deal that said we'd be leaving by the end of 2011. If we stayed, our troops would be subject to Sharia law and Obama was NOT willing to risk that after losing 4500 soldiers to "democratize" the country. On Face the Whore, Bachmann and Santorum screamed "That nigger's crazy" at Obama so Bob Scheiffer asked them if they would keep troops over there - under Sharia law. They both said, "No, Bob, that would be fucking crazy!" Of course, Bob didn't follow up with, "So what the hell are you bitching about?" because follow-ups with insane Rethugs are not allowed on network TV. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Gadhafi is finished. It's your turn now, Bashar! Prepare yourself, Assad!" -- Chanting crowd in Syria Link How long before they find Bashar Assad's bloody ass in a ditch with a bullet in his head? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: A question please Sometimes I'll cut&paste the linked article excerpts you post on your blog..to a debate forum. You sometimes insert your own random words into those excerpts, for comedy and truth, but I've been called on the carpet by the moderators several times and made to edit out the Bart-insertions because they claim that changing a word from the original text is illegal and a violation of copyright laws and "endangers the forum" by making them vulnerable to lawsuits. Is this accurate, as far as you know? How do you deal with this? Thanks... Ralph Ralph, I deal with it by telling my critics to lick my balls. Or they can blow me - their choice. That's a trick Obama desperately needs to learm. This is a comedy page and I have no intention of playing by the rules. I always include the link so the reader can get the "real" story but usually my insertions are more honest than the whore media's. It's their job is to protect Wall Styreet and the GOP by misleading those who don't really have time to check out the facts. Copyright laws are almost non-existent on the web, expecially in politics. If someone makes a stupid charge, I'm going to quote them and explain why they're wrong. It's been years, but some cartoonists would occasionally write and demand that I take down a toon they authored, which doesn't even make sense. "How dare you introduce my work to new readers?" Plus, once you're in the news, all bets are off. No way Monica wanted her face on every magazine on Planet Earth in 1998, but she didn't have a choice. Thanks. Send e-mail to Bart Bears move into Tulsa... Link Black bears ...are having cubs and multiplying, wildlife biologists say. "Overall, bears are expanding pretty much everywhere," said Eric Hellgren, director of the Cooperative Wildlife Research Laboratory at Southern Illinois University-Carbondale. "In most states they're either stable or they're increasing," he said. "And if they're increasing, that generally means they're going to start coming into contact with people more often and that's certainly a nationwide issue." Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Gadaffy investigation Why is the UN asked to investigate the death of Moammar Gadhafi, and not the deaths of Osame bin Laden, or the Americans killed in Yemen by a US drone? Link Jim I agree it's pointless to investigate Gadaffy's death. What are we going to do - invade Libya and round up suspects? And investigating OBL and Awlaki's deaths - to what end? A debate might make more sense than "an investigation." What facts are the investigators trying to uncover? Send e-mail to Bart Halloween is just around the corner! Buy early - get THE costume you want! If not, you'll get stuck with the George Romney costume Also, check out their Sexy Halloween Costumes Check out the news and toons at
Quotes "Coldplay is the world's biggest band." -- a moron named Marc Hogan at Salon.com Link Did U2 die? How could anybody claim Coldplay is a big band? When they tour America and fill up 80,000 seat stadiums one after another, I might concede that these boring piano-playing ballad warblers are a big band - but Americans are too smart to buy Coldplay tickets and if you haven't made it in America, you haven't made it. Just ask Radiohead. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: NPR fires Lisa Simeon Ball-Peen, For over a decade now, NPR has vacillated between National Pentagon Radio and National Petroleum Radio, a result of the successful push of the liars and murderers to defund anything not under their control. Same thing happened to BBC as Poodleboy Blair helped "fix the facts." Jim Send e-mail to Bart Made-in-China.com - Connecting Global Buyers with China suppliers Kinda-Sleazy regrets shoe-shopping
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Yeah, that was a really stupid and selfish thing to do... Link Kinda Sleazy Rice regrets having gone shoe-shopping and out for a night at the theater while Hurricane Katrina ravaged the US Gulf coast, she wrote in her new book, "All Lies." Rice, the top US diplomat during D.M.F.'s second term, writes ruefully that she later came to understand it was a major political misstep during one of the most deadly storms to hit the US. "I didn't think much about the dire warnings of an approaching hurricane called Katrina," she wrote saying that she had flown to New York for a brief holiday in late August 2005. Rice called Homeland Security joke Mike Chertoff as the storm advanced, inquiring if there was any way she could help, and was told that "he'd call if he needed me." "I hung up, got dressed, and went to see 'Spamalot'" and bought some shoes. We tried and tried to tell America about these bungling, heartless crooks, but nobody listened until they saw how little they cared about saving poor Black people. Sleazy went shoe-shopping and Der Monkey Fuhrer jerked off with a guitar. "Lookie me, Pickles - I'm Ted Nugent!" Send e-mail to Bart Thanks to Tom Tomorrow Subject: fund-raising idea
I once belonged to an organization that collected dues from members in the members' birth months. It had a steady stream of $$ coming in, and it published one-size-fits-all reminders: "Treat yourself by sending your payment when you have a birthday"/ "enjoy a gift throughout the next great year of your life"/ "what better way to celebrate turning a year older by staying with us"/ etc. It worked. From the members' viewpoints, there were no random pay-up dates to remember. The only other fundraising events were those scheduled for special occasions. I imagine your switch-over would be a slight hassle (pro-rating for each month until the person's birthday month, when the entire year's amount would be due) but once it kicked in, it might be easier for all. Thanks for doing what you do, Karen in Indiana Karen, thanks for that. I'll try that and see if I get any donations from October-born readers. Donations are accepted. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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Link Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed Bart, last issue's Mystery Car? It is a 1956 Oldsmobile Golden Rocket concept car. ... and furthermore: The 1956 Oldsmobile Golden Rocket Concept, a gold colored 2 passenger car, which was styled to resemble a rocket, made its debut at the 1956 General Motors Motorama and was used at many other auto shows. The Rocket had a fiberglass body with nerf-like built in bumpers that give an overall rocket effect. It was powered with a 234 CID, 275 horsepower Rocket V8 engine and weighs 2,500 pounds. The upholstery was done in blue and gold leather. The speedometer was mounted in the center of the two-spoked steering wheel along with buttons to tilt the wheel, making it one of the first vehicles with a tilt steering wheel. As either door was opened, the roof panel automatically raised and the seat came up 3 inches and swiveled outward for easy entry or exit. Doug http://www.dugjakes.blogspot.com/ Mystery Car challenge Hey Bart, Sorry, but Stew is dead wrong about the 2771 Mystery Car. The car is a Tucker Sudan. The one pictured maybe have been a concept model as it's the only model like that I've seen. Tucker built fewer than 100 of the Tucker Torpedoes during the one year the company was in existence. Keep warm! WelthaJanei Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Celebrity Link Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart, that's Nicole Richie, Elroypackerfan Elroy, you are right. That stumped a lot of people... Send e-mail to Bart Wildlife Close-up Link Visiting our sponsors puts food on Bart's family... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: as seen on Craigs List Used mattress for sale, no stains on bottom half! Never been slept on! contact Saif Al-Islam Gadhafi Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Penang, Malaysia Robert in Seattle Robert - thanks - you may be right. Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's Michael Jackson, Francis Ford Coppola and George Lucas all of whom were involved in "Captain EO", a Sci-fi film shown at Disney parks in the mid 80's-90's. Mark in Morehead City, NC Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation A donation to celebrate another Clinton success - this time in Libya. Keep hammering, Bart Diane in San Diego Diane, thanks for that. I'll drop some stickers (I Miss Clinton) in the mail. If you're shopping online, it never hurts to check Amazon's prices. Doonesbury's page is down AGAIN. Why doesn't he move to Perkel and actually have an online presence? Spend the day with... Liv Tyler Check out 618 sexy photos of Liv Tyler in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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