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Tuesday, Oct 25, 2011 Vol 2774 - The Blue Dot
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"Wow! Herman Cain said as president he would sign a constitutional amendment banning abortion. He knows less about how government works than Palin!" -- Bill Maher, in a tweet, Did you hear about Cain's abortion debacle? He said it should be illegal, but the government should stay out of it and, untimately, the decision was up to the expectant mother. Hey, Dumbass, that means you're pro-choice. He wants to be the GOP nominee and his abortion position is, "It's up to the woman?" The GOP has nothing but dirty jokes running for president. That's why Obama is going to win another term Send e-mail to Bart Cops Bust up Occupy Oakland
Why don't they go after criminals, instead? Link Late last night, Oakland police, under orders from the city, began surrounding the Occupy Oakland encampment in preparation to oust the protesters from Frank Ogawa Plaza. This morning, hundreds of Oakland police officers raided the camp. Dressed in riot gear, the police used rubber bullets, flash grenades, and gas canisters to forcibly evict and/or arrest the demonstrators who remained in the plaza. The Occupy Oakland Twitter account live-tweeted the raid: I'll bet I know what happened: Obama heard they were playing poker so he ordered them roughed-up. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Low mortgage rates elude 'underwater' homeowners. Scum banksters should be jailed for life. Someday soon!" -- Ted Rall, in a tweet Story Send e-mail to Bart Subject: your revenue-generating ads Bart, a great many people use Mozilla Firefox, with the add-on called "AdBlock." When someone is running this they will NOT generate any ad revenue for the Treehouse. Keep publishing a gentle reminder to your readers that ads on the page means food on the family, so PLEASE turn off AdBlocker. Keep hammering, John (in friggin' Omaha) John, thanks for that. I need all the help I can get. Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Gadaffy raped his lady bodyguards What were they going to do? Complain to the authgorities? Link Five women in Gaddafi’s select unit of female bodyguards are claiming they were raped and abused by the now dead-assed dictator. The women say they were sexually abused by Col. Gaddafi and his sons before being discarded once they were “bored” with them. Gadaffy Sodomized by Rebels Sick bastard got what he deserved Link While Libyan rebels say Gadhafi will be buried tomorrow, it appears one freedom-fighter sodomized the former leader during his capture and murder last week. A closer look at video of the scene shows a rebel inserting a stick or knife into Gadhafi's rear end as he is dragged from a drainpipe, GlobalPost reports. It was likely a knife from the end of a gun, called a Bicketti, or a Becker Knife known popularly as a BKT. A classic case of what goes around... International and human rights groups were already calling for an inquiry into Gadhafi's death; any abuse of prisoners is not permitted by the Geneva Convention. Is anything more toothless than the Geneva Convention? And where was the Geneva Convention when Gadaffy was sodomizing Libya for 42 years? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: 167 days, 17,622 miles $3,933 for gas at an average of $4.76 per gallon (bought a lot of gas in Canada) and averaged 21.8 mpg on the trip. Arrived in Big Lake 2 days ago and have been sleeping on a real bed for change. When I get caught up and settled in a bit, I'll post some of my best shots from this summer. Astrocat Send e-mail to Bart When
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Quotes "What are you going to do with $250M dollars that you can't do with $230M dollars?" -- some FOX sports guy, talking about the Cardinals' Albert Pujols He's right - Pujols is semi-worshipped in St Louis. Why trade that for an extra $20M that you'll never spend? Send e-mail to Bart Made-in-China.com - Connecting Global Buyers with China suppliers Subject: fund-raising idea
I once belonged to an organization that collected dues from members in the members' birth months. It had a steady stream of $$ coming in, and it published one-size-fits-all reminders: "Treat yourself by sending your payment when you have a birthday"/ "enjoy a gift throughout the next great year of your life"/ "what better way to celebrate turning a year older by staying with us"/ etc. It worked. From the members' viewpoints, there were no random pay-up dates to remember. The only other fundraising events were those scheduled for special occasions. I imagine your switch-over would be a slight hassle (pro-rating for each month until the person's birthday month, when the entire year's amount would be due) but once it kicked in, it might be easier for all. Thanks for doing what you do, Karen in Indiana Karen, thanks for that. I'll try that and see if I get any donations from October-born readers. Donations are accepted. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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