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Thurs-Friday, Oct 27-28, 2011 Vol 2776 - Shatterred
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"I could end the deficit in 5 minutes .. Pass a law that says that if the deficit is more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for re-election." -- Warren Buffett Send e-mail to Bart OWS isnt anti-corporation
They're just anti-corporate crime Link I heard Dennis Prager falsely label the Occupy Wall Street movement as being "anti-corporate" then, using this straw man argument, he pointed out the hypocrisy of various protesters communicating their anti-corporate views using their corporate-manufactured smartphones. This misleading attack from Prager was followed by Bill O'Reilly's "Talking Points Memo" in which O'Reilly warned his listeners that OWS was becoming violent -- an obvious attempt to project the violent rhetoric of the tea party onto the OWS movement. O'Reilly's only example of protester violence was a story about how a participant's dog's tooth became hooked onto the cuff of a police officer's shirt. Stop the presses and hide the children! A slightly ripped cuff! Meanwhile, police officers are attacking and beating protesters within an inch of their lives, and just today a man was critically injured when he was shot in the head with a tear gas projectile by Oakland police. The victim, Scott Olsen, is an Iraq war veteran. He fought to bring freedom to Iraq only to be wounded for exercising his right to assemble here at home. Interesting... Scott Olson fought in Iraq and risked all "to protect our way of life," which includes the right to peaceably assemble and he got "shot" in the head for daring to take the Constitution seriously... Also, I've heard some mayors say they had to crack down because they got threatening phone calls. Trust me - those calls were placed by GOP dirty tricksters like Karl Rove. I'm sure when Obama finally kills off pot and poker, he'll weigh in on these outrages. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I am occupying the lobby of city hall in Seattle while I am writing this. Does that make me a lobbyist for the 99%?" -- They don't call him MICHAEL DARE for nothing Link Send e-mail to Bart Bart, remind your readers that ads on the page means food on your family, so PLEASE turn off AdBlocker. Subject: For all AdBlock users Try NoScript - it blocks everything, but for good friends like Bart, you simply select "Allow all of this page" So all Bart's ads run, the pennies trickle in, and the pie gets higher. Johnny Mack Johnny, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart
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Is today the last day for Pujols in a StL Cardinals uniform? Baseball's best hitter is a free agent now - will he stay or will he go? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Cain's tax leins You can bet that Cain had health insurance. Yet was he still too caught up in his health related issues that he forgot to pay the tax bill? But now we expect people who are facing eviction, and the reason they can’t pay their bills are related to their health issues, to get another job, pay those bills, feed their family, and all the other factors of living life these days. How is it if Herman Cain is to be excused because he was sick, and all the other people who are equally as ill, with poor or no insurance, trying to maintain, balancing which bill to pay this month, worthless people if they join into their local OWS demonstration. Just aking Tom Tom, why do you hate America? Send e-mail to Bart Made-in-China.com - Connecting Global Buyers with China suppliers Subject: fund-raising idea
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