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"It’s so bad sometimes I tell people I’m a lawyer. I don’t want to be associated with a body that in the eyes of your fellow citizens seems to be dysfunctional. It matters to me.” -- Lindsay Graham (R-Fabulous) saying he's ashamed to be a GOP senator after a new poll showed that congress had an approval rating of nine percent Link Hey Queenie, your approval is 9% because you're blocking Obama's efforts to fix the economy that YOU sons of bitches ran into the ground. Send e-mail to Bart Greg Palast: The Real OWS Story
Palast is one of our best investigators Link Mega-bank Goldman Sachs (assets $933bn), has declared war on one of the smallest banks in New York (assets $30m), the customer-owned community bank that happens to also be the banker for Friends of Liberty Plaza, Inc, also known as Occupy Wall Street. And you thought Goldman didn't care. The trouble began three weeks ago when the occupiers suddenly found their donation buckets filling with thousands of dollars, way more than needed for their pizza dinners. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes If a Democrat were to say, "I wipe after Number Two," Palin would say, "I never wipe after Number Two - that's only for Democrats." Send e-mail to Bart Bart, remind your readers that ads on the page means food on your family, so PLEASE turn off AdBlocker. Subject: Pop Up Blocker BArt, You can make exceptions for web sites you choose in Firefox preferences. I'vs got you in there now. CY Cy, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Chelsea the Carpetbagger? A Hatchet Piece by Clinton-hating Karen Tumulty Link This story opens like this: "This is 100% false. She is not running for Congress in the 18th District or any other," said Clinton spokesman Matt McKenna. End of story, right? Not when there's an opportunity to attack a Clinton civilian. Is the Chelsea-for-Congress boomlet already over? That was quick. What was quick? You made this shit up and then express shock over how soon it fizzled "for Chelsea?" The only story here is your clumsy fabrication shot down by the Clinton-camp denials. Rumors of Clinton running for Congress in New York, perhaps for the seat held by Rep. Nita Lowey (D), were shot down Thursday by Lowey and state Democrats. Is this like the rumor that you blew 50 drunk longshoremen one night down at the docks? Was it over for you, "pretty quick?" If there’s anything we should know by know about New York, it is that dynastic politics can be a tricky business. The entitlement factor doesn’t go over well in the Empire State. Who asked New York to accept Chelsea's "entitlement?" Your lies are intended to give the impression Cheslea is demanding something but you have failed to site any evidence that Chelsea asked for anything. You keep making shit up and then demanding the Clintons explain themselves. Karen Tumulty, why are you such a lying slut? Sure, Hillary and Bobby Kennedy managed to carpetbag their way to Senate seats from New York. But since then, those who have counted on famous last names have not fared so well. Lying slut, do you even know what a carpetbagger is? According to the dictionary, it is a Northerner who went to the South after the Civil War and became active in Republican politics, especially so as to profiteer from the unsettled social and political conditions of the area during Reconstruction. I have $1,000 that says neither Hillary or Bobby were ever "Northen carpetbaggers active in the Republicunt party." You column is just a bunch of lies and accusations strung together. The current governor, Andrew Cuomo, had his head handed to him the first time he tried for that office. After his humbling in 2002, Cuomo went back and paid his dues as attorney general. And then there was the Caroline Kennedy debacle. If you have a bitch with Caroline's actual attempt to run for office, bitch at her - not the Clintons. What’s more, where 11-term Lowey is concerned, there is the additional history. Having set aside her own ambition once for a Clinton, would she be willing to do it again? Today’s pushback suggests the answer is no. Have you told the truth about anything in this column? That link says Lowey was "considering" a run for the House back when.... How is that having her ambiton "set aside" by the Clintons? Was Lowey threatening to kick Hillary's ass in the primary? Karen Tumulty, you are a giant bag of lies. You exemplify today's American "journalist." (Not a compliment.) Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking. Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high." -- Justin Timberlake, quoted in Salon.com "Sometimes I have a brain?" Justin, were you high when you said that? Send e-mail to Bart Perry: I'm Afraid to Debate "I'm a moron - I can't debate" Link After a string of disappointing debate performances, Rick Perry is signaling that he might be dialing back his participation in several planned televised Republican presidential primary debates. Can a major candidate with a track record of weak debate performances pass on nationally televised debates?" "There have been eight Republican debates so far, five since Gov. Perry got in," Perry spokesman Ray Sullivan said. "We certainly respect the process, but when you've got eight or nine candidates and 30 seconds to a minute (to answer), it takes valuable time away from campaigning in Iowa as those elections approach." Rick man-on-dog Santorum's camp pounced: "I thought Texas governors were supposed to be tough," said Hogan Gidley, a man-on-dog spokesman ha ha Poor little Rick Perry - he can't compete with the adults. They say as governor, he refused to debate his opponents - now we know why. Perry: I'm against Dixie license plates Sure, now that he's running for president... Link Rick Perry has come out against the marketing of a Confederate license plate in his state, an issue that could come up again in his bid for the Dixie presidential nomination. The racist plate was proposed by the Sons of Confederate Veterans, a racist group that has sued to display the racist Confederate flag in state buildings and on monuments around the country. The Texas DMV has been considering the application for months. In April, the board deadlocked in a four-to-four vote on the plate, with another vote scheduled for next month. On Wednesday, Perry said that he opposes the measure—an opinion that could very well shape the vote since the DMV board are all Perry cromy-appointees. "We don't need to scrape that wound again," Perry said. "It just doesn't need to happen." But Perry's position could come back to haunt him in super-racist South Carolina, a state that celebrates slavery like Catholics celebrate Easter. Send e-mail to Bart Imperialism, Corporatism, Militarism: An American Tragedy by James P. Huchthausen $14.95 For 33 percent discount, use Discount code: CNGKSXR5 order at https://www.createspace.com/3613267 When
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It started out as a decent weekend... World Series Game Six got things rolling with, some say, the best World Series game in history. The Cardinals won Game Seven the next night, sending St Louis into orgasmic deleriums. I felt kinda sad for the Rangers - having never won a World Series when the Cardinals have won more than any baseball team in history. Sure, the Yankees have techinically won more but they bought theirs so they don't count. Cardinals manager, Tony La Russa, retired after winning this World Series. Eldrick, of course, failed to win anything this weekend. The #8 Arkansas Razorbacks squeaked to a victory over Vandy (Who?) The #7 Oklahoma Sooners beat up Kansas State so bad (41) they called the police. Then #3 Oklahoma State beat poor Baylor by 35, ...but nothing was sweeter than watching those ego-fried Dallas Humps get totally humiliated by the Won 2, Lost 4 Philadelphia Eagles, 66-0. It was one of the best weekends ever. Send e-mail to Bart
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