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He can't create jobs so he inflicts pain Link Federal agents and police raided state-sanctioned medical marijuana dispensaries across Washington on Tuesday, targeting storefronts deemed to be engaged in illegal drug trafficking and money laundering. The dispensaries singled out by Obama's DEA were essentially operating under the state's medical marijuana law to conceal criminal activity, U.S. Attorney Jenny Durkan said in a statement. Federal officials did not immediately disclose the number of suppliers shut down in the sweep. But the Cannabis Defense Coalition, a nonprofit advocacy group for marijuana, said on its website that 15 "medical cannabis access points" in at least six western Washington cities -- Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Puyallup, Lacey and Rochester -- were raided on Tuesday. Money laundering? Why not just charge them with aiding al Qaeda? Anyone have any guesses why this is Obama'a pet peeve? History books will show Obama was tough on poker and pot, but that's NOT what Americans want him to focus on. Maybe he should spend less time going after pot smokers and poker players and put some more time and effort into creating jobs? Why don't you legalize pot instead of busting harmless smokers? Barack, you are a disappointment and your priorities are super-fucked-up. Send e-mail to Bart The New York Times bestselling author of Armed Madhouse offers a globetrotting, Sam Spade-style investigation that blows the lid off the oil industry, the banking industry, and the governmental agencies that aren't regulating either. $16.73 For Vultures' Picnic, investigative journalist Greg Palast has spent his career uncovering the connection between the world of energy (read: oil) and finance. Palast shows how the International Monetary Fund, World Bank, World Trade Organization, and Central Banks act as puppets for Big Oil. Click to Order Amazon will send me some pennies. Santorum offers Sex Advice First, you have to pick the right dog... Link Rick Santorum is well known for his deeply conservative views on marriage, gay rights and what kind of sex is acceptable to be having, in general. The conservative GOP presidential candidate believes, for example, that states should be able to make anal and oral sex illegal, and famously made reference to "man on dog" during an interview about gay marriage. Santorum's radical sentiments inspired sex columnist and gay-rights advocate Dan Savage to redefine the word "Santorum" as this. (NSFW!) We've compiled the best quotes and videos documenting Santorum's take on sex and relationships. Vote for your favorite. Send e-mail to Bart Seeing ads on the page means food on my family, so PLEASE turn off AdBlocker. Subject: Pop Up Blocker Hey Bart, Make sure people using Adblock know that if they right-click open new tab/window on one of your pages (Mystery Car, etc.) then the adblock will re-enable for the new page. J. D. JD, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart
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Some people suffer from what the psychologists call Normalcy Bias. When they find themselves in some unsettling circumstance, they shut down and pretend everything is normal. Of course, he's a crazy Rethugs - no wonder his mind doesn't work. I've never seen a man have sex with a child - I think I would be momentarily stunned but there's no doubt that the attack would stop in seconds if I caught the rape in progress. Why is David Brooks carrying water for those who did nothing? Does he think we need "less government" when it comes to raping kids? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: WMDs replay on Iran? Bart, Who cares about Iran? It never has been a threat to the USA. It hasn't attacked a neighbor in hundreds of years. It has not violated the nuclear non proliferation treaty it signed. Our NIE report states Iran is not building nuclear weapons. It certainly has a right to defend itself from the rogue nuclear, terror state of Israel, which threatens to destroy millions of Iranians at any moment. The only sane answer to the this problem is negotiations. You can't keep a billion Muslims from peaceful nuclear development forever. The Saudi's already have enough nuclear weapons to destroy Israel. Who do you think financed the Pakistani bomb? Israel has 200 atomic weapons, but it only takes 2 to take out Israel. This region needs peace and it won't happen if we keep giving the Israeli terror state a blank check. Wil Burns I get the feeling you wouldn't mind if Israel got hit. If they get hit, they're going to return the nuclear fire. I'd kinda like to avoid that. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes " I didn't just turn and run...I made sure it stopped." -- Penn State Asst Coach Mark McQueary, being as unclear as a writer for the whore AP Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Iran having nukes Bart, have been on your site for years, and generally agree with you, but I disagree with your response on this one. The hard reality is Israel has violated more U.N. laws then Iraq ever did. They have been the middleman for arms transfers to Iraq and Iran and you know it. It's the fact that they are our "friend" that makes it O.K. India and Pakistan have nukes because of us, and you know it. I say why don't we put our energy into giving Iran, and others, no reason to attack us. You of all people know this. You know like not over throwing their democratically elected leader and installing the Shah of Iran. Things like that. Saddam Hussain, not sure of spelling, another one of our "friends" gassed the Kurds with our gas, delivered on U.S. helicoptors, with the aid of the latest D.O.D. satellite photos shoing him where they were. Not to mention the fact we told they Kurds if they revolted we would back them up. Stuff like that. I don't have the answer, but I know what we've been doing is failing miserably. It's time we do the opposite. Let's try being a friend, or even being truly nuetral. Jack D Send e-mail to Bart Joe Paterno pulls a fast one... He knew trouble was coming his way... Link This last summer, Joe sold his wife their house - for $1. That's what people do when they're about to be sued. What did Joe learn this summer that he didn't know in 2002? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send Your "Greatness" Story to Bart Perry slides down big poll He doesn't get that he's toast Link Rick Perry’s slide continues in a new poll, with unfavorable views almost as high as his favorables. Once a front-runner, Perry is now at a big disadvantage on this basic measure of candidates’ appeal, even trailing a cheating moron like Newt Gingrich by a large margin. As Perry has become better known, undecided Republicans have veered away from him in droves. Fully 38 percent of Republicans have unfavorable impressions of Perry, up 14 points from a month ago and just 11 percent in September. Nor does Perry have outsized appeal among the “very conservative,” with more than a third of those Americans now considering Perry "a brainless turd." You'd think the state of Texas would be super-embarrassed by this rootin' tootin' cowboy. First, they dump Bush on us and then they tried to send dumber-than-Palin Rick Perry on us. Does having a brain disqualify people running for office in Tejas? Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Subject: beating the one percent Hi Bart, It is heart breaking to see the corporate police state attacking US citizens who are simply trying to peacefully protest under our Constitutional first amendment rights. While watching this disgusting display, however, it occurred to me that there is a way to win against these goons. If everyone were to simply withdraw and encircle the cops at a distance, and then take pictures of them as they try to figure out where their prey went, they would appear as the fools they are, a group of black-clad idiots trying to figure out what to do next, and no harm would be done. In other words, the cops depend on setting up a wall of offense against a disorganized community. If suddenly everyone just plain disappears, leaving them holding their dicks, the battle is won. He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day. Later on, after they have gone back to their pig sties, everyone just walks back, and the whole thing starts again. Sooner or later the pigs will figure out that they need to surround and entrap in order to capture anyone. But that position is very hard to sustain, as people simply back off, or, barring that, they form a tight group at the center, and take pictures. When the Reds defeated the Czar they used a principle called a “dialectic” that is used in debates. It’s a Marxist thing. This rhetorical strategy essentially involves taking two steps forward, and one backward, net one step. In other words, one succeeds by backing off strategically, and gaining a net of one step for each encounter. Unfortunately, it appears that the police state will not give up that easily, and there will be violence. It is important that we do not initiate such violence, if it indeed must happen. We must make sure the whole world is watching. It happened this way at the demonstrations I attended in the sixties, until the Kent State shootings. That was the end of police intimidation, and the end of the war. I remember the March on the Pentagon, October 21, 1967. The military used hidden loudspeakers to misdirect the crowd, but we held on fast. Then the National Guard showed up and aligned themselves on both sides of the common area in front of the Pentagon. I walked up to one of the weekend warriors and stuck my index finger in the muzzle of his rifle. He started to cry, lowered his weapon, and walked away. Viva la Revolution! Nelson Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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