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Wed-Gobble-Gobble weekend, 2011 Vol 2788 - Thuggish droogs
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"Mr. President: Over 4000 peaceful protesters have been arrested. While bankers continue to destroy the American economy. You must stop the assault on our 1st amendment rights. Your silence sends a message that police brutality is acceptable. Banks got bailed out. We got sold out." -- OWS protestor's note that he slipped to Obama yesterday Link Will Obama take a break from his obsession to arrest pot smolers and poker players and take a stand against police brutality and help the 99 percent get some justice? Send e-mail to Bart Debunking Myths from FOX News
as seen on MoveOn.org Link MYTH #1: The congressional Super Committee failed because both sides refuse to compromise. MYTH #2: Nobody knows what Occupy Wall Street is about. MYTH #3: Occupiers should stop protesting and just get a job. MYTH #4: Occupy Wall Street is intent on provoking violence, especially against banks and the police. MYTH #5: The biggest crisis facing our country is out of control government spending. Too bad we can't get the Democrats to list the facts. The GOP has their own propaganda network - we don't. Sure, CNN is only slamming us half the time, but those FOX bastards hammer us 24/7/365-infinity. The Left just has no will to win. Send e-mail to Bart Greg Palast blows the lid off the oil industry, the banking industry, and the governmental agencies that aren't regulating either. $16.73 Click to Order Amazon will send me some pennies Seeing the ads puts
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PLEASE turn off your AdBlocker. Subject: seen on Facebook In the 1930s and 40s Factory workers, miners, and laborers demonstrated for better and safer working conditions. They were first ignored, then mocked, then violent conflict erupted. Even the US army was called to "maintain order". A number were killed. The result was the union movement. In the 1950s and 60s, Blacks demonstrated for equal rights. They were first ignored, then mocked, then shot, beaten, attacked with dogs and fire hoses, some were killed. But the result was civil rights/anti discrimination laws. In the 1960s and 70s There were demonstrations against the Vietnam War. First ignored, then mocked, then the clubs, fire-hoses and bullets came out. But the rsult was the war ended! Today we have financial inequality and corporate abuse. Some chose to demonstrate,. They were at first ignored, then mocked, and now the violence has begun. I believe that the result will be that the people will prevail! Thanks to dotcom Jim Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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If you tell some moron that Dallas is the capital of Texas, and repeat it 10,000 times, well then, by God, Austin is no longer the capital of Texas. That's how it works these days... Send e-mail to Bart DVR Alert Not sure why they didn't run this on Nov 22, but National Geographic has a Special this Sunday called "JFK, The Lost Bullet." They found some film from 11/22/63 and ran it thru some new software and it SEEMS to show a figure at the window on the Texas Book Depository building as JFK's limo turns the corner. I'm going to watch. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Pot shrinks the brain? Hey Bart! Looks like more propaganda to me. How about a little Pop quiz for your readers: Which of the following causes the brain to shrink? 1) diabetes 2) smoking 3) high blood pressure 4) being overweight in middle age? Answer: All four. That’s the latest word from the famous Framingham Heart Study, an investigation of residents of a Massachusetts town that’s been going on since 1948. Did they not mention that on purpose or just an oversight ? Tim from Indiana Plus, cold water can shrink a man's scrotum. Maybe we should outlaw cold water? Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I don't see how a neighbor of yours, that you've known for 20 or 25 years, a family you've seen at church all that time, a family that's been paying taxes but then you discovered they came here illegally in 1989 and then had kids and even grandkids, and now you're going to deport them and send them back to a country those kids have never known?" -- Gingrich at last night's debate, trying to appear human Send e-mail to Bart The Darker Side of Joe Paterno Absolute power corrupts absolutely? Link The influence of Joe Paterno was so strong at Penn State that no one dared to confront him. Vicky Triponey, VP for student affairs until 2007, told USA Today that Paterno would intervene whenever his football players ran afoul with the school rules. When one such incident happened, then-president Graham Spanier told Triponey, "Vicky, you're one of the handful of people who have seen the darker side of Joe Paterno." Other encounters with Spanier included that the former president told her that no one had ever stood up to Paterno and that it would be hard to “change the culture” at Penn State. Triponey complained to Spanier and others in an August 12, 2005 e-mail that Paterno said that she should have "no interest, (or business) holding our football players accountable to our community standards. The Coach is insistent he knows best how to discipline his players…and their status as a student when they commit violations of our standards should NOT be our concern…and I think he was saying we should treat football players different from other students in this regard." So, if your top running back is filming the activity in the girl's bathroom, Penn State should give him a pass? If one of Joe's favorite coaches likes to rape little boys, Penn State should give him a pass? If this gets much bigger, they may have to close down Penn State. It might end up like like News of the World. Send e-mail to Bart Click to Enjoy Can there be satire about Occupy Wall Street that doesn't denigrate Occupy Wall Street? We think so. Have you seen any? Hosted by Julianna Forlano, The Ironic News Report is a satirical news parody that skewers politics and current events. This week's edition covers Herman Cain, The Vatican, and Occupy Wall Street and a few other yummy tidbits! Have you seen Julianna do these funny news reports? Jon Stewart - watch your back :) Subject: Book on World's Top Political Bloggers Click to Order Dear Bartcop, I am writing to let you know that my book, “Making it in the Political Blogosphere,” has just been released by Lutterworth Press. The book features profiles of and interviews with 20 of world’s top political bloggers. Rogers Cadenhead, Steve Clemons, Juan Cole, Cheryl Contee, Tyler Cowen, Kevin Drum, Eric Garris, Nick Gillespie, Taegan Goddard, Jane Hamsher, John Hawkins, Jim Hoft, Arianna Huffington, Thomas Lifson, Andrew Malcolm, Eric Olsen, Heather Parton, Lew Rockwell, Ben Smith, and Mathew Yglesias. The book focuses on two central questions: what these bloggers have done to become so successful, and what others can do to achieve similar blogging success. Warmest regards, Tanni Haas, Ph.D. When I first saw this, I thought she was saying Ol' Bart was one of the important bloggers. Or I thought maybe she was asking me, an old veteran of the Early Blogging Wars to maybe write the forward for the book, ...but no. Turns out the book is a about successful bloggers. Maybe, someday, someone will write a book about the early bloggers, people who were fighting Fascist dogs back before blogs even existed. But then, they'll probably just mention the successful early bloggers... Send e-mail to Bart A shot of Chinaco for this lady and her sign. Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Let's double taxes on the rich Or put them on minimum wage for a month by RJ Eskow Link Conservatives say they want to "bring back" the old USA, the one that existed during those decades of the twentieth century they only seem to see through a gauzy golden haze. Whatever its problems, that country was a place where Republicans and Democrats agreed on two simple principles: That the most fortunate among us should pay their fair share, and that our government must invest in the nation and its future. When Rick Perry says he wants to bring back "the America I where I grew up," he's talking about the era when Eisenhower built the Federal highway system. Eisenhower could do that because the highest tax bracket the year Rick Perry was born was 91%. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: 1% worry about Occupy Wall Street It turns out our corporate overlords are worried about Occupy Wall Street. The American Bankers Association paid a Washington lobby firm $850,000 to conduct opposition research to discredit the movement. In their report to the bankers they revealed they are worried that Democrats will embrace the movement and that Republicans might not defend Wall Street companies. Wall Street bankers are also concerned that Occupy and the Tea Party might find common ground. Tea Party activists are also against the government handing out trillions to banks who use the money, not to create jobs in America, but to buy European Debt Derivatives. They are concerned that the 99% on the bottom will organize and overthrow the hold the 1% has on our Congress. Sometimes when a movement doesn't know what to do and they find out the opposition is afraid they might do something - then that is a clue about what to do. If the banks are afraid the people will unite then the people should unite. I think those of us on the left should open a dialogue with those on the right and see where we have common ground and can work together. I think that we can find common ground that America is about "We the People" and not "We the Banks." Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Permanent Amazon link to help Bart Hey BC, here is a better Amazon link for you: http://amzn.to/bartcop Brad in CA Brad, thanks for that. Anything that makes it easier to buy things will help a lot. People write and say, "I bought a camera, did you get the credit?" If you use Brad's link, I'll get the credit for true. If you would, click on Brad's Link and then bookmark it. Next time you go shopping, it's just a click away. Every purchase you make thru this link really helps The Tequila Treehouse and costs you nothing. I have to make what I can during the holiday season because, thanks to Bush, it's the only time of the year when people might spend some money. Send e-mail to Bart It's been three bad sports weekends in a row Our third-ranked Razorbacks are going up against top-ranked LSU on Friday. Arkansas is very explosive, but they're playing college's best team. Did you know Arkansas has four Biletnikoff Award nominees on their team? We'll be praying for a miracle on Friday. Go Razorbacks ...and whoever plays Dallas! Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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I once belonged to an organization that collected dues from members in the members' birth months. From the members' viewpoints, there were no random pay-up dates to remember. Thanks for doing what you do, Karen in Indiana Karen, thanks for that. I'll try that - it's November! November folks - can you spare a donation? Every Occupy site in every city needs a giant banner like this: Donate, get this sticker When the dirty-legged, on-camera Naziette asks what you don't have a clear message, you point to the sign and say, "The poor don't have money to pay taxes and congress says the super-rich don't have to pay. so everything falls on us - the 99 percent and we're damned tired of working harder for less money every year." Message that, bitch. Donations are accepted. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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