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Jan 4-5, 2011 Vol 2803 - Shame-based GOP
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"There are some people in America who think the government can do more for us than we can do for ourselves..." -- soon-to-be President Rick Santorum in his "concession" speech last night Rick's right - we don't need no stinking government. Hey Rick, we need a bridge that crosses the San Francisco Bay. I have $160 and I know a good concrete guy. If you have $38 Billion and a team of engineers, we could build this thing. To some degree, government IS socialism. Socialism is getting along with other people. If you're into less government, I suggest Somalia, Iraq, Ethiopia or Arkansas, They don't call it "The Natural State" for nothing. Send e-mail to Bart ha ha Make them stop! Obama wins Iowa - BIG! 75% of GOP rejects Romney, Santorum
Link This entire race so far has been a cruel and stupid joke. "Big money" spent millions so unelectable Santorum could win? Nobody ever said one bad thing about Man-on-Dog, so he's the (barely) victor. I can't wait until somebody tells the he-took-the-dead-baby-home-so-the-kids could-pass-it-around-to-each-other stories. Middle America will LOVE that one. Think how badly the religio-baggers handled this. They got 49% of the vote, but it was split between Man-on-Dog, Perry and Bachmann. If two of them had gotten out, the headline would be "Baggers crush everyone." Obama couldn't lose this race if they caught him with a dead white boy. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Now that it's over, I endorse Willard Mitt Romney for the nomination." -- Ol' Goat McCain, bravely weighing in AFTER the contest "John, who asked you? STFU and go back to Arizona, old man..." -- Willard Mitt Romney Heh heh - Romney's real name is Willard. Hmmmmm, what would Karl Rove do to us if OUR nominee had the bad luck to be named "Willard?" OMG!!! He even looks like Romney!! Willard Romney is a rat!!! Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Iowa does disservice to America The state of Iowa does a disservice to America in both having a caucus election and insisting on being the first election every presidential election year. Why should this one state always be the one the pre-screens candidates for the rest of us? And if they are going to be the first state, why have an election system that is so dysfunctional that less that 4% of their registered voters participate in it? I don't know how this came to be but we can do better and Iowa's selfishness harms America because it filters candidates the rest of us might like to vote for. Iowa should step aside out of a sense of basic fairness and let other states take turns at being first. Marc Perkel On the other hand, how terrible would it be to live in Iowa in an election year? Every commercial break on TV is filled with "Newt is such a scumbag." That'd be fun for a day or two, but they started months ago. Send e-mail to Bart If we could just get the Democrats to list the facts... Quotes "It's a neck-and-neck tie between Santorum and Romney." -- FOX Whore News, when it was 24, 24, 22, Santorum, Romney, Ron Paul When Obama gets it right, I give him the credit GM sales up 20% in world's biggest market Link Chrysler Sales up 26% Link Ford sells 2M vehicles, sales up 17% Link Remember when the GOP said, "Fuck Detriot, let the US car companies die?" Obama said "No" to that and saved 200,000 jobs, not to mention Delco, GMAC, the leather companies, the plastic companies, the electronic companies, the glass companies, the steel companies. satellite radio, etc etc etc. Think Obama will mention that in his ads this summer? He damn sure would if *I* was running his 2012 campaign, but it might not be considered "nice" to list the damn facts. Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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Liar!"
Does politics get any better than this? Link Newt Gingrich has ditched his positive campaign and repeatedly slammed rival Mitt Romney as a “liar.” Hey Newt - great thinking - waiting until afterwards to decide to fight - what are you, a Democrat? "He's not telling the truth," said Gingrich, who raged against the negative ads funded by pro-Romney groups that sent the Squeaker's poll numbers plummeting in recent weeks. Gingrich is lashing out against the super-rich, gay-loving, gun-grabbing, health-care-loving, one-percenter liberal from Massachusetts. Asked on "The Early Show" if Romney was a liar, Gingrich didn't hesitate. "Yes," Gingrich said. "You''re calling Mitt Romney a liar?" asked NBC's suddenly-deaf Norah O'Donnell. "Well, you seemed shocked by it," Gingrich said. I love politics! The bad news is Newt has no money, but he's still a mean sombitch. They're having another debate this Sunday - I'm going to watch (or tape it) to see if the Squeaker goes nuke-u-ler on Mittens live before the TV cameras! Woo Hoo! Pass the popcorn! Sidebar: He won't do it (It wouldn't be nice) but Obama should use GOP quotes in his TV commercials: "What kind of man is Mitt Romney? Let's ask the Republicans, the people who know him best." Gingrich: "Mitt Romney is a liar!" Bachmann: "Mitt Romney is guilty of crony capitalism!" But like I said, that wouldn't be nice. Send e-mail to Bart
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Quotes "Everyone of you sons of bitches can line up and f-ing blow both of us." -- Bono and The Edge, who were too polite to say it, so I said it for them, Link Spiderman just broke the record for the most money made in one week in Broadway history. America's whore media tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried to kill this show, probably because U2 has been the biggest band in the world since April of 1987. America's whore media decided U2 needed to be taken down a peg or two so it's doubly-satisfying to see Bono and The Edge be victorious once again. Send e-mail to Bart VA GOP demands 'Loyalty Oath' Do you say "Heil Hitler" or do you sign something? Link On December 28, 2011, the GOP of Virginia sought and obtained the right from the Virginia State Board of Elections to require voters to sign a loyalty oath in order to participate in the state’s primary on March 6. Basically, Virginia voters–who have open primaries–meaning you do not have to be of a particular party to vote in the primary–will be required to sign a loyalty oath if they wish to cast a ballot. Loyalty Oaths and Virginia. There’s a history here. Yes, the GOP of the great state of Virginia is once again putting forth a call for voters that vote in the March 6th primary to sign a Loyalty Oath; but this isn’t the first time. According to the Washington Whore Post: This is not the first cycle in which state Republicans have sought to impose such a pledge. In 2000, the GOP made voters in its primary promise not to participate in the primaries of any other party, after state election officials rejected the party’s request to disseminate a form asking voters to pledge support for “all of the Republican Party’s nominees in the next election.” Virginia Republicans initially planned to include a loyalty pledge in the 2008 presidential primary, but then decided to scrap the idea amid fears by some in the party that the requirement might alienate some independent voters from the GOP cause. Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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States like Montana that have passed laws legalizing medical marijuana have seen a decrease in traffic fatalities and a reduction in beer sales, a new study has found. A report authored by D. Mark Anderson, a Montana State University economics professor, discovered a 9 percent decrease in traffic fatalities in states that passed laws legalizing medical marijuana. The study points to marijuana as a substitute drug for alcohol. 16 states have passed laws legalizing medical marijuana. Surveys prove these states are reporting less alcohol consumption and retailers are reporting a 5 percent reduction in alcohol sales. “That was really compelling,” Anderson said. “It’s data that either wasn’t analyzed or isn’t analyzed as frequently as it should be.” Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: You lie about Ron Paul I am NOT lying about Ron Paul and I pity the fool who says I am. Quotes "They pick CORN in Iowa, they pick presidents in New Hamster." -- John Huntsman, upset at Iowa's insane evangelicals, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Sarah Palin Nude
Link Subject: Romney's Utah house I see, that's a big house......but who knows how many Mormon wives it has to lodge? All it needs is a perimeter fence, and we've got ourselves a compound. --dave, in Portlandia OR Send e-mail to Bart I knew Bush was good for
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WOW! Last night in Iowa, Santorum and Romney ended up 6 votes apart. ..back in my blue period, I would've done a Marie Osmond joke here. BTW, did you see Rick Perry's hot daughter, Sydney last night? Why did he keep her hidden all this time? Big mistake, Rick, but then, you're famous for big mistakes now. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: who cares about Iowa? How relevant is Iowa? 120,000 voters came to the Caucuses today which represents 4% of the state's population of 3 million. Iowa's population of 3 million represents less than 1% of the total U.S. population of 308 million. So, what we saw last night was the right-wing extremists views of 0.000039% of the U.S. population. Grower Send e-mail to Bart Subject: For you BarfSlop: Clinton, the Traitor in Chief Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Dumbass Link I asked Santa for more Monkey Mail this year. Send e-mail to Bart When Obama gets it wrong... Iran successfully tests cruise missle Link Leon Panetta says they'll have a nuke in less than a year. Now they have the means to deliver it - way to go, Obama. What's he going to do when Ahmahandjob starts making demands? "We want every prisoner Israel has released or we start lighting up tankers!" What do we do then? Beg Ahamahandjob to please reconsider? What if they set off a nuke 100 miles out to sea just to prove a point? Would YOU want Iranian nukes flying over YOUR head? Do you "violence is always wrong" people think this genie will go back into the bottle once it's released? Or is it your position that Iran won't do anything illogical? This isn't some civics class or a lesson on how to get along with your cranky neighbors. This is nuclear life and death - and we have Mr. Negotiator at the helm. I wish Hillary would explain things to him. Send e-mail to Bart Why wasn't this crooked judge arrested and charged with fraud? His parents stood to gain (millions, we must assume) from his keeping secrets - that's a f-ing CRIME. Isn't this one big reason why America has gone to hell? The rich and powerful and connected just CAN NOT go to jail anymore. Besides f-ing Martha Stewart, can you name a rich person who's been to jail recently? The BANKSTERS stole TRILLIONS and Obama forgave them - without an investigation and they goddamn sure didn't have to give back one penny of what they stole. Worse, Bush & Obama gave them 7.7 TRILLION extra DOLLARS that we never heard about. Can you believe we're getting screwed so bad? Nobody goes to jail anymore except pot smokers and poker players. I suggest we free the smokers and poker players and jail the f-ing BANKSTERS. "But Bart, the Banksters are our friends..." Jesus Christ - if there was anywhere else we could go... Send e-mail to Bart WTF? Subject: George Clooney?
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Link Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed Bart, Last issue's Mystery Car started out as the Lincoln Futura concept car, built in 1954 by Ghia in Turin, Italy on a Lincoln Mk. II chassis. Ford sold it to George Barris for $1.00. Barris built the Batmobile using the Lincoln Futura, then built three copies using 1966 Ford Galaxies as the base. Michael the Instructor Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Celebrity Link Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart – that's is Vivien Leigh in Antony and Cleopatra 1951, Zeke Send e-mail to Bart Wildlife Close-up Link Visiting our sponsors puts food on Bart's family... Send e-mail to Bart Showtime's 'House of Lies' is racy, edgy fun The premier is Sunday night - screw that stupid GOP debate Link "House of Lies" stars Don Cheadle and Kristen Bell as members of a highly driven, power-hungry team, in what Showtime boss David Nevins calls "a little bit dirty, but it's sophisticated dirty, and you know it's sophisticated because it's Don Cheadle and Kristen Bell." The audience for Lies, says Cheadle, "is smart people who dig racy, edgy, funny entertainment." Each week, Kaan and his team travel to a new city at the request of needy corporate banksters. There's nothing altruistic about the services they offer; their primary goal is racking up billable hours. "There's a great Robin Hood element," Nevins says. "It's the 1% sticking it to the 1%. They stick it to the powerful. I think that's always a very satisfying formula for comedy." I saw the pilot and I gave it an A+. If you like smart comedy - trust me. They steal from the richest of the richest - what could be more fun to watch? And if Kristen Bell shows a little skin, that's pure gravy. The Showtime exec who released that picture is a genius. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is exactly that - a mystery. Apparent Renaissance paintings, probably commissioned by the Catholic Church. Masaccio, Fra Angelico, Paolo Uccello, Piero della Francesca and Verrocchio, Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo and Raphael, Andrea del Sarto, Pontormo and Tintoretto. Art is not one of my strong points, so I don’t have a clue. Lots of art work of Christ being removed from the cross exists, but this one remains a mystery. Zeke, with the only guess I assumed it was the Sistine Chapel. Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? By the time they got to Woodstock they were half a million strong. Mark Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Bart, here is a donation. Happy Hanukah, Ruthann in Bean Blossom Ruthann, thanks for that. I'll send stickers. If you're shopping online, it never hurts to check Amazon's prices. Harrys Potter's Emma Watson Check out 910 sexy and tasteful photos of Emma Watson in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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