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"You heard heard Huntsman last night? 'Oh my God, China's so strong!' What the fuck
is a matter with these people? That was nonsense. You know, he should go live in China
if he feels that way. We buy all their goddamn goods and when we put tariffs on, they're
going to come to their knees. That's bullshit. Ron Paul's going to get on the mothership
and go back to his mother planet... Perry wants a job, he's going to go to the shooting
range and hang around there for a while. This is nonsense. It's all bullshit."
-- New York Teabagger Carl Paladino, (Remember him?) stumping for Newt Link
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"You heard heard Huntsman last night? 'Oh my God, China's so strong!' What the fuck
is a matter with these people? That was nonsense. You know, he should go live in China
if he feels that way. We buy all their goddamn goods and when we put tariffs on, they're
going to come to their knees. That's bullshit. Ron Paul's going to get on the mothership
and go back to his mother planet... Perry wants a job, he's going to go to the shooting
range and hang around there for a while. This is nonsense. It's all bullshit."
-- New York Teabagger Carl Paladino, (Remember him?) stumping for Newt Link
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Fleecing the Angry Whites
by Robert Perry
Link
Since Nixon's "Southern strategy," the Republican Party has wooed angry whites with coded messages
designed to play to racial prejudices - and that pattern has come back strong in Campaign 2012 as the
GOP seeks to rid the White House of a black Democrat.
Usually, the dog whistle comes in appeals to "states' rights" and allusions to "welfare queens,"
but sometimes the implicit becomes explicit, as occurred when Santorum blurted out, "I don't want to
make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money. I want to give them the
opportunity to go out and earn the money."
However, Santorum quickly came to regret his caught-on-video frankness, realizing that many Americans
find racial prejudice offensive. So, he lied about what he actually said, claiming that he never said "black people"
- that he "started to say a word" and then "sort of mumbled it and changed my thought."
Santorum hoped he could have it both ways. The white racist voters in Iowa and in other states could hear
that he wasn't going to use government programs "to make black people's lives better," while non-racists
were supposed to believe that he simply stammered out a word that sounded like "black," but was really "blah."
OK, but who are the "non-racists" who might vote for Santorum?
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The Wall Street Crash Explained
It's just like getting drunk in a bar...
Link
Thanks to Pipe.
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Subject: Re: Marc's excellent letter yesterday:
Marc wrote: "Every one of the candidates are highly dishonest. They lie all the time
and they use God’s name to make cheap political points."
As an Atheist, or more accurately a Gnostic, albeit a Rogue Gnostic, knowing as I do far more about these
ignorant dog-shit’s religion than they themselves know, I’d call it “Taking The Lord’s Name In Vain”.
As in “Thou Shalt Not.”
As I read the texts there is nothing “sinful” about saying “god-damn”, putting your hand on a bible and
“swearing to god” is the sin. Tebow pointing to the sky after a touchdown is the sin, praying for others’
deaths is the sin. "Using God’s name to make cheap political points" is the sin. Taking The Lord’s Name In Vain.
I, am above “sin”, and got no problem tossing the first rock.
Your pal,
O'owlish Amenheh (Ten Bears)
Wait till you read what Pat Robertson said...
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Link
Since Nixon's "Southern strategy," the Republican Party has wooed angry whites with coded messages
designed to play to racial prejudices - and that pattern has come back strong in Campaign 2012 as the
GOP seeks to rid the White House of a black Democrat.
Usually, the dog whistle comes in appeals to "states' rights" and allusions to "welfare queens,"
but sometimes the implicit becomes explicit, as occurred when Santorum blurted out, "I don't want to
make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money. I want to give them the
opportunity to go out and earn the money."
However, Santorum quickly came to regret his caught-on-video frankness, realizing that many Americans
find racial prejudice offensive. So, he lied about what he actually said, claiming that he never said "black people"
- that he "started to say a word" and then "sort of mumbled it and changed my thought."
Santorum hoped he could have it both ways. The white racist voters in Iowa and in other states could hear
that he wasn't going to use government programs "to make black people's lives better," while non-racists
were supposed to believe that he simply stammered out a word that sounded like "black," but was really "blah."
OK, but who are the "non-racists" who might vote for Santorum?
Send e-mail to Bart
The Wall Street Crash Explained
It's just like getting drunk in a bar...
Link
Thanks to Pipe.
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Subject: Re: Marc's excellent letter yesterday:
Marc wrote: "Every one of the candidates are highly dishonest. They lie all the time
and they use God’s name to make cheap political points."
As an Atheist, or more accurately a Gnostic, albeit a Rogue Gnostic, knowing as I do far more about these
ignorant dog-shit’s religion than they themselves know, I’d call it “Taking The Lord’s Name In Vain”.
As in “Thou Shalt Not.”
As I read the texts there is nothing “sinful” about saying “god-damn”, putting your hand on a bible and
“swearing to god” is the sin. Tebow pointing to the sky after a touchdown is the sin, praying for others’
deaths is the sin. "Using God’s name to make cheap political points" is the sin. Taking The Lord’s Name In Vain.
I, am above “sin”, and got no problem tossing the first rock.
Your pal,
O'owlish Amenheh (Ten Bears)
Wait till you read what Pat Robertson said...
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Hi Bart, I read tonight that her mansion was in poor condition - termites eaten through house,
plumbing disasters, electrical same. Maybe it’s true.
Stonehenger
If I paid $12M for a house two years ago, I'd be pissed if it was dozer-ready that soon.
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Wasting time on can't-win Republicans
by the Angry Liberal
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Now that Bachmann, Trump, Cain and Gingrich have all experienced their relatively brief rise and fall
in what is the clownish GOP presidential race, may we please learn from the past and not spend too much
time on Santorum. He too will be forgotten in short-order as he has almost no shot of becoming the Republican
nominee, and even less of a shot of becoming the next president, so can we just not waste time profiling his
extreme positions and outrageous statements only to see him fade in the near future. Please?
I must confess, I watched a bit of Saturday's NH debate and hearing Romney trot out the red-meat lines
to please the hard-right GOP base, I continue to wonder if he's sort of winking to the rest of us more
moderate Americans, assuring us that he has to say this stuff to win the nomination but that he doesn't
really believe it so please don't be afraid. OR I wonder, does he actually believe these far-right positions
that he now claims to believe in??
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Subject: Iran
U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta let
slip on Sunday the big open secret that Washington
war hawks don’t want widely known: Iran is not developing nuclear
weapons.
Appearing on CBS’s Face the Nation on Sunday, Panetta admitted that
despite all the rhetoric,
Iran is not pursuing the ability to split atoms with weapons, saying it
is instead pursuing “a nuclear capability.”
That “capability” falls in line with what Iran has said for years:
that it is developing nuclear energy facilities, not nuclear weapons.
Phill11511
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day
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Marty's TV Listings are the best!
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Marty always has good stuff.
"I am going to kill my wife"
Dude promises judge he's going to do it
Link
A man declared that he has hired an "assassin" to kill his ex-wife just before being sentenced to 70
years in prison for holding her hostage for more than 13 hours and burning down the home they shared.
Richard Shenkman, 62, was sentenced in Hartford, where a jury convicted him in October of 10 charges
including kidnapping, arson, assault and threatening. He faced a potential of nearly 80 years in prison.
At his hearing, Shenkman told Judge Julia Dewey that he has hired an experienced killer to murder Tyler.
The judge had rejected a motion by Shenkman's attorney to delay sentencing for psychological evaluation.
"When Nancy Tyler's lifeless body is lying in the morgue ... I will have made my point," Shenkman said.
"There is nothing this system can do to prevent Nancy Tyler's murder."
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A man declared that he has hired an "assassin" to kill his ex-wife just before being sentenced to 70
years in prison for holding her hostage for more than 13 hours and burning down the home they shared.
Richard Shenkman, 62, was sentenced in Hartford, where a jury convicted him in October of 10 charges
including kidnapping, arson, assault and threatening. He faced a potential of nearly 80 years in prison.
At his hearing, Shenkman told Judge Julia Dewey that he has hired an experienced killer to murder Tyler.
The judge had rejected a motion by Shenkman's attorney to delay sentencing for psychological evaluation.
"When Nancy Tyler's lifeless body is lying in the morgue ... I will have made my point," Shenkman said.
"There is nothing this system can do to prevent Nancy Tyler's murder."
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"This is not a simple social convention, but rather the fundamental cell of every society.
Consequently, policies which undermine the family threaten human dignity and the future of humanity itself,"
-- Pope Benny the Rat, selling the lie that humanity will crumble if two men get married, Link
Butt Benny, how does raping children make society stronger?
"Bart, why can't you let it go?
You don't have kids, why do you care what we do to them?
Come pick out a Michaelangelo and a da Vinci - will that do it?
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Subject: My Brush with Greatness
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Sarah Palin Nude
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"Dallas's running backs are like delicate, porcelain dolls. The secondary and offensive line
look like sieves. Dez Bryant thinks wide receivers get new contracts for spending everything
from their first one. Our quarterback ticked off some voodoo priest who now spends his
Decembers stabbing the daylights out of his Tony Romo doll. ha ha And the team is owned
by a megalomaniac who believes prowess as a college football player and oilman qualify him
to be the only NFL owner with a general manager title. This, after two playoff wins in 15 years."
-- CNN's Roland Martin, on those pitiful Cowboys Link
Here's the bottom line: They cannot win with Tony Romo and Jerry Jones
says he's sticking with Romo no matter how bad he is or how many games he loses.
For a Cowboy hater, it doesn't get any better.
PS. the Cowboys would've made the playoffs this year
if their coach hadn't iced his own kicker on December 4th.
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Subject: Obama pulling u.s. out of iraq
Somebody
should tell him that our leaving iraq was mandated by law
during his hero george w’s administration..
neal in memphis
Neal,
you're right - it's the same for Bush's tax cuts that HE SAID should
expire by now
but Democrats are incapable of
listing the facts - that's why they lose elections.
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TV question...
American Idol starts next Wednesday.
Want to write about that - or any other TV show?
Hell, you could do re-caps of the debates, or the Sunday shows, or something Pigboy said.
Make that your New Years resolution - get involved in 2012.
I want to be a writer, Bart!
Most boring football game ever?
Link
Defense, dropped passes and field goals is all we had for three quarters.
"The best team in America" scored zero points.
I vote Oklahoma State as National Champions.
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Subject: Star Trek: Thank You a Few Tons' Worth
Link
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Slave homework upsets people
Link
Third graders in in Gwinnett County, Ga., were given math homework that asked about slavery.
Christopher Braxton told WSB-TV in Atlanta that he couldn't believe the assignment his 8-year-old
son brought home from of Beaver Ridge Elementary school in Norcross.
"It kind of blew me away," Braxton said.
The question read, "Each tree had 56 oranges.
If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?"
Another math problem read, "If Frederick got two beatings per day,
how many beatings did he get in one week?"
Another question asked how many baskets of cotton Frederick filled.
"I was furious at that point," Braxton said.
Roach said the teachers were attempting to incorporate social studies into math problems.
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Subject: nukes and Iran
Bart,
The only nation to have ever USED nukes in a hostile action has been the US.
First against Japan, and then against Iraq in the form of DU etc.
If Iran gets one nuke what is the big deal?
Vince
So, if I shoot your mother in the head with just one bullet, what's the big deal?
In every argument, there comes a time when words lose their meaning.
I think we are there.
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Pat Robertson: "I'm a f-ing loon"
Claims God appeared to him, showed him the future
Link
“I think He showed me about the next president, but I‘m not supposed to talk about that
so I’ll leave you in the dark — probably just as well — but I think I know who it’s gonna be,”
Robertson said on Tuesday‘s episode of the Christian Broadcast Network’s “700 Club.”
This is a new level of pure horseshit we haven''t seen before.
First, why would God trust a crooked scumbag like you with some secret, Pat?
Second, if God personally told you something, you can drop the "I think" crap.
Christ, he's f-ing GOD, he's supposed to be sure of his facts.
Third, why did God tell YOU the big secret, then say it's OK to talk about it,
but you can't tell anyone what HE said. Tell the truth, Pat, you can't say because
your prediction will likely be wrong and that'd make GOD wrong - can't have that.
Here's more of what God told the crooked, racist scumbag:
"Your president holds a radical view of the direction of
your country which is at odds with the majority."
Hey Pat, that was Newt Gingrich, not God.
Can you ttell the two of them apart?
"Your president holds a view which is at the odds with the majority
— it’s a radical view of the future of this country...."
Really, Pat? Is God a racist scumbag, like you?
Is God a Teabagger with racist feelings, Pat?
Why would God hate the beings he created?
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Subject: My Brush with Greatness
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Subject: Huntsman and NH Primary
Bart--
Having lived in Utah for 12 years--which puts me here throughout the entire duration of Huntsman
tenure as governor--I hope to (Insert Deity) that Huntsman does surge and gain greater media focus.
He is the moderate and pragmatist we need to open dialogue during the campaign season this year.
He could have great exchanges with Obama and show the United States' voting block some real issues
with accompanying respectful debates.
His roll as Ambassador to China under Obama will bring focus to currency and trade problems with
the blooming giant of Asia. If only Huntsman could take the GOP nomination...
Greg in area code 801
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Bart, Last issue's Mystery Car is a 1929 Ford Model A Tudor Sedan with its Arps Snow Bird conversion
was originally used by the New York Guard and later by a rural mail carrier. Finished in Manila, Brown
accented in Black Yellow wire wheels with Taupe cloth upholstery, it drives through caterpillar style treads
encompassing the rear tire and two leaf sprung auxiliary bogies on each side. The front wheels have long skis
mounted just an inch or so off the ground inside the front wheels.
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Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart – that's Frank Beard, Dusty Hill, & Billy Gibbons ( pre- beard) ZZ Top!
Vents
Not many people know - when Billy Gibbons had gall bladder surgery in 1988,
Saddam sat in on guitar for a few of their gigs in the midwest.
He wasn't bad but he kept messing up the words..
"Rumors spreading 'round, 'bout that shack outside Tikrit..."
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Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed
Bart, Last issue's Mystery Car is a 1929 Ford Model A Tudor Sedan with its Arps Snow Bird conversion
was originally used by the New York Guard and later by a rural mail carrier. Finished in Manila, Brown
accented in Black Yellow wire wheels with Taupe cloth upholstery, it drives through caterpillar style treads
encompassing the rear tire and two leaf sprung auxiliary bogies on each side. The front wheels have long skis
mounted just an inch or so off the ground inside the front wheels.
Zeek
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Today's Mystery Celebrity
Link
Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart – that's Frank Beard, Dusty Hill, & Billy Gibbons ( pre- beard) ZZ Top!
Vents
Not many people know - when Billy Gibbons had gall bladder surgery in 1988,
Saddam sat in on guitar for a few of their gigs in the midwest.
He wasn't bad but he kept messing up the words..
"Rumors spreading 'round, 'bout that shack outside Tikrit..."
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Subject: Bristol quits
A mechanical bull?
Me betcha she was riding a sybian,
David W
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Today's Mystery City
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Subject: Old business
Bart, Issue 2804's Mystery City?
That is Aogoshima, Japan in the Izu Archepelego of the southeastern coast of mainland Japan.
Very isolated, very awesome!
-Houston in Seattle
Houston, you did good.
Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City?
This time I'm going to get it right. That's my hometown of Los Angeles, California.
Harker in Japan
Subject: last issue's mystery city
Hi Bart!
Wow! Where’s the smog???
That’s the clearest photo of downtown Los Angeles I’ve ever seen.
Gives a hint about what the world would be like if the U.S.A. wasn’t addicted to fossil fuels!
Keep on swinging,
Marty in London
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
Bart: this is Pele with Sylvester Stallone likely in 1981 when they filmed "Victory"
also starring Micheal Caine and several other soccer superstars of the day.
Mike Mitchell
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