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Jan 7-9, 2011 Vol 2805 - Pious baloney
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"I would send troops back into Iraq. I think the idea that we allow the Iranians
to come back into Iraq and take over that country, with all of the treasure,
both in blood and money, that we have spent in Iraq because this president
wants to kowtow to his liberal, leftist base and move out those men and women
– he could have renegotiated that timeline. I think it is a huge mistake.”
-- Rick Perry, sending up that last, deperate flare for attention Link
Rick, too bad you didn't do better.
You were fun to kick around - and now you're gone because
you kept spouting all that racist hate and your nutty-ass theories...
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Willard leads in NH, Huntsman surging?
Link
Four new polls released over the weekend continue to show Mitt Romney heading for a
comfortable victory in Tuesday's New Hampshire primary, with some uncertainty remaining
about the ultimate size of that margin and the race for second through fifth place. All four polls
show increasing support for former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman, with some suggesting that
Huntsman might close in on Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) for second place.
Then next week is South Carolina then next week is Florida.
If Willard wins too soon, the whore media will need to be fed.
Could be a rough summer for Willard.
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Did Willard really win Iowa?
They have a law - no re-counts...
Link
According to Edward L. True, Rick Santorum actually won Iowa Tuesday night.
True took part in the caucus for his Washington Wells precinct in Appanoose County
--and helped count the ballots afterward. He claims the state Republican party miscounted his precinct's totals.
True contends that the allegedly miscalculated Washington Wells total delivered 20 extra votes
for Mitt Romney. And since Romney prevailed by a razor-thin eight-vote margin, the tally in
Washington Wells alone would have been enough to deliver a victory to Rick Santorum.
Unofficial totals indicate Willard received 30,015 votes, while Man-on-Dog nabbed 30,007.
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Subject: Iowa
It's interesting to hear the Republican candidates decry the "war on religion"
when it's pretty clear that none of the Republican candidates actually believe in God.
From my point of view as a Realist, who puts reality first, if there actually was a God
and people had a personal connection to that God then their lives would reflect that.
Every one of the candidates are highly dishonest. They lie all the time and they use God's name
to make cheap political points. If they actually believed they simply would not behave that way.
What I see isn't a war on religion but rather a war on reality.
They don't want you to believe there is a reality out there and that actions have consequences
and that in order for humanity to survive and flourish that you have to live in right relationship
to reality. It's not us who is at war with religion. It is those who claim to believe and are lying
about it who at war with religion.
Religion is more threatened by fake Christians than
from those who admit they just aren't believing the story.
Marc Perkel
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PLEASE turn off your AdBlocker.
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Newt Gingrich says that former governor Willard raised taxes on the blind.
"Romney promised that he wouldn't raise taxes. Well it was only $750 million in tax increases," Gingrich said.
"Including, strangely enough, a tax on people who are blind. Now, I know they were scraping the bottom of
the barrel, but surely there are ways to avoid taxing people who are blind."
So, WTF?
In 2007, Romney proposed millions in fees to pay for balancing the budget,
including one fee that charged $10 to receive a state certificate of blindness.
It was later repealed.
So Willard did, using GOP rules, raise taxes on the f-ing blind.
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Subject: asbestos verdict - you pulled that out of your ass
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It's about time somobody took me to the woodshed...
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Mrs. Eldrick dozes $12M Mansion
Why? Because she can afford it
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Elin Nordegren just LEVELED her brand new $12 MILLION Florida mansion ... because, well, she can afford it.
Elin bought the 9,000 square foot North Palm Beach home in March... right after
she lifted $100 million from Eldrick in a fabulous divorce settlement.
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Subject: Santorum
Bart, you quoted Rick Sanatorium (sic)
> "There
are
some people in America who think the government
>
can
do more for us than we can do for ourselves..."
What Ricky means is that the government shouldn’t feed and educate the
poor.
He still believes that the government
should build a bridge that serves a logistical purpose
for our corporate masters… or a bridge in Iraq where the profits to
contractors and suppliers
are 1000%... or even a Bridge to Nowhere, if a donor makes a dime.
Elvis O
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Marty always has good stuff.
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Arbusto, Mozilla says I have 26,000 unread e-mails.
Want to volunteer to triage my incoming mail?
There are no questions you can ask that I have to duck.
I'm not "pro-torture" (never have been) but even if I was,
it wouldn't be because I saw some TV show on FOX.
Please send in your too-hot-to-handle question.
I'll watch for it.
And one more time...
We touch about 300 subjects per week
and I've been doing this for 15 years.
If we don't see eye-to-eye on ONE issue,
you bad-mouth me on other web sites?
How are we going to beat the Republicans when
we spend so much time stabbing each other in the back?
The War Business is Booming
US Fighter Sales Soar in Time for Campaign
Booming Middle East purchases of U.S. fighter jets will be a bright spot in what is expected
to be a sluggish economy in 2012, possibly paying dividends for Obama's bid for a second term.
Beneficiaries include Lockheed Martin and Boeing, whose respective F-16 and F-15 production lines
are being extended by U.S. government sales to Iraq, Saudi Arabia and Oman, among other rich arms
deals announced in recent weeks.
The foreign sales will help offset expected cuts in big-ticket purchases by the Defense Department,
which is set to lose at least $450 billion in previously projected funding through 2021 as part of a
deficit-reduction push. Additional cuts totaling another $500 billion to $600 billion over the same period
are scheduled to kick in next year unless a new deficit-reduction plan is adopted by Congress.
The sales of fighters, missiles and other advanced U.S. weapons will help provide jobs as the
United States heads into an election campaign expected to focus on the domestic economy.
It has been growing at only half the pace needed to get the jobless rate down from 8.6 percent,
a problem for Obama as the incumbent.
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Subject: Older pot-smokers have
sharper minds
Bart,
There is a term we used to use in the
70s that referred to keeping control of yourself in the face
of the overwhelming new experiences associated with the drugs you just
tried for the first time.
That term was “maintain.”
It was assumed that anyone we
associated with had the innate ability to handle whatever was
thrown their way without “freaking out” which was what you did when you
didn’t “maintain.”
So, as a rule, not maintaining was a sign of weakness.
To maintain you had to remember, though
you never thought about it before, how to act normal
in a public setting. You really had to reach deep into the survival
tool bag to find the ability to not
attract attention, when walking through a crowd of the strangest
looking people, and hallucinations,
you could ever imagine. We all got pretty good at it to various
degrees. Good enough so that we
could get stoned on pot, alcohol, and acid, drive an hour to Seattle in
the airport limousine, watch
the Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti show, find the 25 foot long car and
successfully navigate it back
to Redmond and drop friends off at their homes along the way.
without panicking because we all had been voluntarily through worse. So why would anyone think
that we can’t do well in a test where the only issue we have to deal with is a few f***ed up brain cells?
Seriously I ask you, am I the only person (the guy with the swiss-cheesed neurons) who may have thought of this?
Quotes
"I am confident, with the leadership and the backing of the American people,
President Obama will turn this country around,"
-- Old Man McCain, forgetting which political party he belongs to again, Link
Thanks to Larry B
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Subject: My Brush with Greatness
Link
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Sarah Palin Nude
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Subject: pot and driving
Good
driving,
another benefit of pot.
After alcohol, the next greatest factor causing car accidents is
aggressive driving.
Pot smokers are rarely aggressive
drivers. They are a little bit paranoid, this makes for cautious
driving.
It's like the old axiom "You never see pot smokers get in a
fight."
You never see them driving aggressively either. It just does not happen.
If this category is added to the
insurance actuary tables I believe that
smokers will have less accidents than non-smokers, forget the alcohol.
For years I've been saying that pot
smokers are BETTER drivers than non-smokers.
You can't smoke pot and be in a hurry. It just does not happen.
Phil M
A while back we printed a
letter
from a cop or sheriff.
He was at a cop convention and
asked
his fellow officers:
"How many of you have broken up
a
fight with drunk guys?"
Every cop in the room raised his/her hand.
"How many of you have broken up
a
fight with pot smokers?"
Not one cop raised his/her hand.
It's not "proof" but I believe it.
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TV question...
American Idol starts in a week or so.
Want to write about that - or any other TV show?
Hell, you could do re-caps of the debates, or the Sunday shows,
or write about some lies Hannity told that day, or something Pigboy said.
Make that your New Years resolution - get involved in 2012.
It's an election year - get involved every fourth year!
I want to be a writer, Bart!
Reminder...
Ron Paul is 76 years old.
If he gets elected, we'd soon have an eighty year old president.
Didn't Reagan teach us all we need to know about a past-his-prime president?
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Subject: Let's fight about Iran
Bart,
OK – you baited me into a fight about Iran.
Bombing, attacking or whatever intrusion you propose doesn’t make sense.
We (the “sane” ones) should kill them because they are building a bomb?
I didn't say we should kill them.
I said we should choke off their pipeline.
If you say yes to that – then why wait for them to start building a bomb?
Let’s just take them out now. BUT, don’t stop there, what about Chavez
and Peru and China and North Korea and Somalia and Pakistan and Egypt
(you know the Islamists) and Afghanistan and Russia and of course the French…
If you want a nice neighborhood the big kid can’t keep beating up every punk
that starts building a sling-shot. I know a sling-shot is nothing like a nuclear bomb.
My point is; the argument for attacking someone because they are arming themselves
doesn’t hold water. Why wait for them to take up arms? Just start attacking everyone
who doesn’t lower their eyes when they pass you on the street… AND If you catch
someone drinking water and doing pushups, you better take them out cause they may
be working up to kick your ass.
Jim in Iowa
Crazy plus nuclear should scare more people than just me.
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Bristol Palin Quits TV show
Runs from a job, just like Mom
Link
The article says she had her epiphany "while riding a mechanical bull."
Can't make up stuff like that.
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Subject: Donation in Memory of Robert Carlson
Hey, Bart - Just sent you a "birthday gift" to my dear departed brother, Robert Carlson.
He was a HUGE fan of yours and turned me on to Bartcop way back in 2005 or 6.
He passed away in March of 2008, and we still miss him every day.
He would have been 61 years old on 1/1/12. So have a shot for him on New Year's Eve, Bart.
He always had the wildest birthday parties with all his artist friends, and now and then his little sister.
Thanks for all the laughs. All the best to you and the missus and the kitties in 2012.
Warmest regards,
Joanne from Wisconsin
Joanne, thanks for that.
Robert wrote a lot, usually telling me to I needed less music in the Radio Shows :)
A shot of Chnaco for Robert the Artist, as he signed his e-mails.
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Tebow the Miracle Worler
God has Timmeh Throw for 3:16 Yards
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I think I see Tebow burnt into my toast!
You can see it for just $10, $5 for kids.
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Subject: My Brush with Greatness
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Subject: My Brush with Greatness
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Send in YOUR brush with greatness
Some organization collect dues from members in their birth month.
Karen in Indiana
Karen, thanks for that.
Born in January and July folks - can you spare a donation?
(It's a long way to July...)
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Subject: Let's fight about Iran
Bart,
Could you please explain to me why you believe Iran does not
have the right to build whatever weapons it thinks it needs?
Don’t they have the same rights in the international community that other countries do?
Dave in Illinois
For me, the subject isn't "Who has rights?"
The subject is "How do we delay the coming nuclear war?"
That asshole who shot Gabby Giffords had "the right" to buy his Glock.
I assume you were not a fan of the outcome?
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Bart, Last issue's Mystery Car is a '48 Chevy Woody,
Roger K
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Today's Mystery Celebrity
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Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart – that's Todd Bridges who used to play Willis on Different Strokes.
Tom B
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Subject: Santorum Vs Romney
It's a choice between "Man on Dog" or "Dog on Car."
Spitfire
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Very funny, kinda dirty...
Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City remains spectacular and unidentified.
It's one of the most beautiful pieces of real estate in the world and nobody knows what it is?
What happened to all you "that's too easy" guys?
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: Issue 2803's history mystery
What is lssue 2803's History Mystery? was NOT a group of Girl Scouts.
It is a photo pulled from Lindsay McCrum’s book Chicks With Guns and
is a 1925 photo of the Girls Rifle team of Drexel Institute.
Zeek
Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
Bart: Friday's history mystery is a picture of the day was March 9th 1982 when
Princess Diana met Elizabeth Taylor at the Victoria Palace Theatre in London.
Diana was there to see a charity preview of Elizabeth in her play 'The Little Foxes', a
nd afterwards when they met Diana said how much she had enjoyed the show, and they shared a joke together.
Diana was then introduced to the members of the cast, who applauded her as she left.
Seconds later with a wink, Elizabeth did an imperious walk down the line to applause,
as Princess Diana looked back and caught her in the act, and again they both burst out laughing.
Tom C
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Subject: donation
Bart, you're the best! I'm 58, too - we rock!
I'd give more, but I'm supporting a kid in Haiti and giving to
a girl whose brother was just killed and having 7 kids to raise.
Love ya,
Debbie in Milwaukee
Debbie, thanks for that.
I'll send stickers.
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