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Jan 6, 2011 Vol 2804 - Willard PAC
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"When you go out and talk to people on the street, they'll tell you, 'Oh, they've legalized bestiality,' ... but that hasn't changed," -- Sen Jim Inhofe, (R-Caveman) Link If you ever meet Jim Inhofe, DO NOT bring up beastiality. Once he starts talking about beastiality, he doesn't stop for hours. Send e-mail to Bart ...and Obama won't even allow an investigation. But if the banksters were smoking pot, they'll all be in jail by now. The GOP's Racist Undertones How long will they remain undertones?
Link There has been a racist undertone to many of the Republican attacks leveled against President Obama for the last three years, and in this dawning presidential campaign. You can detect this undertone in the level of disrespect for this president that would be unthinkable were he not an African-American. Examples include: Rep. Joe Wilson shouting “you lie” at Obama and Boehner rejecting Obama’s request to speak to Congress—the first such denial in American history. Recently, Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-FatAss) said of Michelle Obama: “She lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself.” He offered a lame apology, but can you imagine how the incident would play out if a Black congressman made a crude remark about Pickles Bush's rear end? The would've just lynched the guy, and the all-white jury would've acquitted the Republicans. Send e-mail to Bart Obama shows some aggression That is not a typo... Link Just three hours after Obama defied Congressional Republicans to fill a high-level position while lawmakers were out of town, Willard Romney sent out the obligatory news release ripping the president. “Chicago-style politics at its worst,” Mr. Romney fumed, accusing the president of “circumventing Congress.” ha ha Get angry, Willard! The statement was just what the White House wanted. It put that idiot Willard squarely on the side of the Republicans in Congress, a group with toxic poll numbers that the president’s campaign hopes will hurt his rivals for the White House. Obama has decided to target Republicans in Congress — a body with historically low approval ratings after a year of handcuffing our job-creating president — who will also be seeking to twin Willard the Rat, to any extent he can, with the 112th do-nothing, racist Congress. The Obama campaign this week unleashed a carefully scripted and deliberately aggressive strategy that showed a White House in combative re-election mode as the president and his advisers sought to ensure that the Republicans did not get all the political limelight. If only Obama could govern as well as he runs a campaign. Send e-mail to Bart Abortion a felony in Florida? They want to see how right-wing they can get Link Florida state Rep. Charles Van Zant (R-Handjob) is starting 2012 with yet another radical effort to ban all abortions in the state unless the woman’s life is in danger. Declaring that “Jesus, Goid, blah, blah, blah," the Florida for Life Act would essentially (and unconstitutionally) make it a felony to perform an abortion except when a physician meets very specific circumstances. The measure also mandates that doctors provide certain women and minors with adoption information and a list of Republican lawyers available to provide volunteer legal services for adoption.” If physicians fail to meet these stipulations or provide abortion services in any other case including rape or incest, they would face life in prison. Can't we just get rid of Florida? If we put the questions to the states, I'm pretty sure it would pass by 2/3. Let's also get rid of Tejas (they want to leave, anyway) OK, KS, AL, MS, ID and the other reddest states. America's IQ would shoot up about 40 points. Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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He's as Catholic as he can get Link NRick Santorum (R-Frothy) appeals to evangelical voters as a man steeped in family values and his Christian faith. From 2007 to 2011, however, Santorum served on the board of directors of Universal Health Services Inc., a large hospital chain which racked up dozens of allegations of abuse during that time -- including everything from rape to suicide attempts allowed by neglect to murder. Over the years, states have barred children from attending UHS facilities over safety concerns and the feds have put UHS on their radar. Department of Justice lawyers have filed two lawsuits accusing the chain of fraud. One lawsuit settled for $27.5 million. Another suit still pending in federal court in Virginia centers on a facility called Keystone Marion Youth Center. The facility, in Marion, Va., treats troubled boys with mental-health issues. The majority of patients come from states' child-welfare and juvenile-justice systems. The center promises stability, schooling, and clinically-approved therapies. It was also approved to accept Medicaid patients. It did not have approval to perform an "exorcism." Can you believe the nightmare some boys are stuck in? They have no family so the state takes them in. Then some GOP whack job suspects some boy might be gay, so they send him to Rick Santorum's right-wing hospital so they can give him electric-shocks or a lobotomy to attempt to get that "gay devil" driven out of the poor bastard - and he's got no way to resist. I should say this every issue: Religious insanity is the biggest problem in America. Bigger than the debt, bigger than the economy, bigger than sexism, bigger than racism. When are the Star Trek years going to arrive? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: great news I tuned in to Rush for a few laughs Thursday and he had great news. It seems Obama is going to get the banks to forgive everyone's mortgage just before the election to insure his reelection. Isn't that fantastic news? I don't see a downside but Rush didn't like the idea. He never mentioned where he got this information or how Obama is going to get banks to go along with it but we can hope. He is always right, right? He clarified the idea a little later by saying everyone will be able to refinance and will save about $400 bucks a month on their mortgage. Not that this gibberish will ever happen but *if* it ever happened, how would the GOP attack Obama in that one? They could blabber all day long about how bad it is for the country but no one would be listening because they'd be too busy filling out mortgage forms and changing their voter registration cards to Democrat. I'm getting stimulated already. I might lease a new Caddy CTS-V with my extra 400 bucks a month. I'll need it to drive down to Atlantic city every weekend. Life is gonna be good and Rush doesn't like it. Rude Rich Send e-mail to Bart
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Older pot-smokers have sharper minds Link Past or present drug use doesn't seem to damage middle-aged brains, a new study finds. British researchers studied the mental sharpness of thousands of 50-year-old subjects, and found that those who had used illicit drugs—mainly marijuana—actually performed better than others on tests of memory and other brain functions, Reuters reports. The middle-aged tokers may have scored higher than others because the drug users tended to have a higher education level than non-users. "The results seem to suggest that past or even current illicit drug use is not necessarily associated with impaired cognitive functioning in early middle age," the lead researcher says. "However, our results do not exclude possible harmful effects in some individuals who may be heavily exposed to drugs over longer periods of time." Damn, no wonder I'm so smart. Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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When Obama caved in December 2010 to the minority Republicans and agreed to extend the deficit-producing Bush tax cuts on the rich, he didn't demand in return a continuation of the regular bi-partisan approval of lifting the debt limit. So over weeks in 2011, he had to mud-wrestle the Republicans on the debt limit - to the dismay of finance ministers across the world - and won only after conceding the bizarre creation of a Supercommittee to order its own Congress to enact budget cuts. That Supercommittee gridlocked and closed down. I agree. In his first three years as president, his negoitiating style has been to say, "Ok, I'll give you everything you want - what can I have?" and the GOP always said, "Nothing, fool!" How is Obama 50 years old and he hasn't learned to say, "I'll give you X, IF I get Y in return?" Finally, if he does nothing, the $4 trillion Bush tax cuts expire on January 1, 2013 - after the election. On the same day, the spending trigger automatically kicks in which cuts over ten years $500 billion from the bloated Defense budget and another $500 billion from other departments, but not from social security and Medicare/Medicaid beneficiaries. This is an Obama victory? What makes Mr. Klein so sure Obama won't cave again? He has all this year to do so. His Defense Secretary says there's no way he would go for any further defense cuts. Also, Obama was ready in 2011 to raise the Medicare eligibility age in return for the deal on debt ceiling. He was saved from this folly only by the stubbornness of Boehner and Cantor from the arguably most passive Congressional district in the U.S. Boehner and Cantor wanted more. The good news (Bartcop-ism requires optimism) in the last few months, after years of getting his teeth kicked in again and again and again and again, Obama seems to have turned a corner. If Obama continues his wimp-and-weenie act, if he continues to surrender-in-advance at every turn, he'll lose the election and we'll go back to the darker days of the Bush bastards. But maybe he'll act like a man this year. Maybe he'll act like a president and go into the history books as as success instead of a please-like-me failure. Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: General Motors makes me sick Link Quotes "My fragrances are doing really well at the moment. They've produced more than $1.3 billion in revenue since 2005," -- Paris Hilton, with more ammunition for her enemies, Link For a no-talent slut who never worked a day in her life, she's doing OK. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Bart, I smoked a joint with Eric Burdon, Geosprings Send in YOUR brush with greatness Sarah Palin Nude Link So, in the last ten years,
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Not a damn thing - the rapes and sex abuse continue because the Catholics have failed to withhold their money until it stops. Bart, why can't you let it go? ...would you like to own a Michaelangelo, Bart? I got a dozen of them - pick one out, it's yours, but we gotta keep The Pieta. Nutty-ass tourists line up for that one. Let's you and me make a deal, Bart! TV question... Oprah's new TV show has about 5% of the ratings her old show had. She she suddenly turn boring and irrelevant? Or is it that only 1-in-20 of her viewers can find the OWN channel? You know the big cable companies have OWN, so does DirecTV and Dish, so why has Oprah's audience abandoned her in droves? Send e-mail to Bart Wow, over 100,000 voters agree with Ol' Bart. The Cowboys are football's biggest losers, an "honor" they win every year! Subject: Let's fight about Iran Link Send e-mail to Bart Okie Mom kills intruder w/911 on phone Her husband died on Christmas, she wasn't in the mood Video This recent widow was alone in her trailer with her newborn. She hears two scumbags trying to break in, so she calls 9-1-1 and asks for permission to shoot the sons of bitches - because the cops can't get there in time. The operator says, "I can't give you permission but for Christ's sake, do what you have to do to protect yourself and your baby" which is permission. What do you gun-hating Eastern liberals do when you're in this woman's position? She's already got the cops on the phone and they say they can't get there in time. Do you PRAY to some non-existent cloud being for help that isn't coming and hope they don't rape and murder you - because "guns are bad?" Liberals who don't like self-defense confuse me. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: your Ron Paul lies
Bartguy, I'm not aware of anyone in the GOP that said "let them die." That means you're not up-to-speed or ...something else. People who hate health care insurance have very few options when it comes to treating sick people. Many people have mistaken notions about the meaning of words. For instance impeachment doesn't mean removal from office. Bankruptcy usually means chapter eleven, where the business is reorganized to be functional. That didn't happen with the car companies. The fact that the car companies are back in business and making good profits proves that all they needed was a breather from their creditors and a cash injection. I am a fiscal conservative bart ( I have to be because I know what the states and the feds can afford ), but I don't believe in the bank bailout either. AIG should have gone under and those who had their money invested should have been bailed out but the bankers themselves should have lost their jobs. Why? Because they got rich thru fraud that was very legal and totally unethical. They screwed up and bankrupted the world. They should have lost their jobs because they damn well deserved to. In short, or shortisher, nobody is really to big to fail and the graveyards are filled with people who spent their careers thinking they were irreplaceable. I don't know enough about Wall Street to explain AIG, Leyman Brothers and Goldman Sachs but it was obvious to everyone but the Baggers that the BANKS needed to be saved. Stupidly, Obama negotiated that the same way he negotiates everything. He gave the banks everything they asked for and didn't ask for ANYTHING in return. How is it possible for a man as smart as Obamas to be that stupid? At least he should've broken up the "too big to fail" banks. Break Bank of America into 10 or 20 local entities so if one or two branches go bankrupt, they can die a natural death and let those who took the bad risks go work at McDonalds. My suspicion Bart is that you don't post my relatively intelligent letters because that would break with your template/mindset that a non-Democrat can't be concerened, empathetic, reasonable and capable of being an eclectic social moderate and a fiscal conservative. Occuping Monkeyville Carson I admit you are more reasonable than most non-Democrats. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Subject: Permanent Amazon link to help Bart Hey BC, here is a better Amazon link for you: http://amzn.to/bartcop Brad in CA Brad, thanks for that. Anything that makes it easier to buy things will help a lot. Every purchase helps The Tequila Treehouse and costs you nothing. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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Link Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed Bart, Last issue's Mystery Car is a 1949 Oldsmobile 98 Club Sedan, My dad used to own one. Doug Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Celebrity Link Ran out of time - sorry. Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart – that's Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Stop Scaring People about Iran's Nuclear capability - list the facts Link If you're only going to read one "Let's fight about Iran" story, read this one. Send e-mail to Bart Wildlife Close-up Link Visiting our sponsors puts food on Bart's family... Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Niteroi, the first capital of Brazil, before Rio and Now Brasilia. The Building is the Niteroi Modern Art Museum of art built by Oscar Neimayer, the same architect that designed and built Brasilia. Niteroi is across the bay from Rio and it's the best place to get panoramic shots of Rio. Gerry F Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's a Girl Scout troop from 1882. Bet they didn't have a problem selling all their cookies, Steve L Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Bart, 2011 was pretty good to me and I always enjoy your website so I figured that it was time to spread the wealth. So please find a good use for the enclosed "Love" check and keep up the great work. I'm sure 2012 will be a busy year. Stan in Durant Stan, thanks for that. Look for something in the mail. If you're shopping online, it never hurts to check Amazon's prices. Supermodel Laetitia Casta Check out 554 sexy and tasteful photos of Laetitia Casta in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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