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Friday January 13, 2011 Vol 2808 - Flowers pick themselves
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"You know how to make the Jew jealous? Have some money, honey. You go to L.A. and they own all the Rolex and diamond places. Walk down a part of L.A. where we live and it is so rich it smells. You ever smell rich? They are all Jews, hallelujah! Amen." -- Katy Perry's religiously-insane father, in a sermon, for Christ's sake, Link Send e-mail to Bart Obama's War on Pot rages on Doesn't he know it's an election year?
Link Obama's goons in Colorado launched a crackdown on Thursday against nearly two dozen medical marijuana dispensaries located within 1,000 feet of schools, giving the proprietors 45 days to cease operations or face civil and criminal penalties. How white of him - he gave them notice. In Montana, they just busted legal shops and threatened them with years in federal prison. U.S. Attorney John Walsh issued the ultimatum in letters to 23 dispensaries and landlords he said were in violation of federal and state law, a statement from the U.S. Justice Department said. The move makes Colorado the latest battleground pitting federal prosecutors against storefront distributors of pot in states that have decriminalized marijuana for medical purposes. What the hell does it matter if the shops are near some schools? You can't even walk in the place without a prescription so it's not like the kids are going to be tempted when they walk past the place. Why can't Obama worry about the economy instead of harrassing legal businesses? Why can't Obama leave things alone when there's no problem? He seems to be looking to stir up controversy - why? Does Obama want the fun-hating Right to like him? Send e-mail to Bart Perry hits Willard from the Left This will anger the vulgar Pigboy
Link Taking a leaf from Newt Gingrich's book, Perry is going after Romney by criticizing his practices as CEO of Bain Capital. He has even coined a phrase for it, according to Politico: "Vulture Capitalism." Perry is tailoring his attack to a real life instance in South Carolina where Romney took over Holson photo album company, and closed it down, selling off the plant and equipment at the cost of 150 jobs. Romney also closed down GS Industries, a steel plant, in Georgetown. Perry, the forgetful sore loser who could only muster one percent in the polls, makes a distinction between the "vulture capitalism" Romney practiced -- and "venture capitalism." The former swoops down on dying companies and picks apart their bones. The latter creates business and thus grows jobs, according to Perry. Looks like Willard has his hands full. Newt has $5M from the guy who owns The Venetian in Vegas. Perry still has some of that $16M he raised early on and Huntsman supposedly has $10 coming from his rich daddy. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Iran Perhaps your assumption is simply wrong? People that are not freaking out about Iran as you are, may not have any ill will towards Israel, but that sure is a nice straw person argument you got there - not to mention a nifty anti-semite charge meant to close off discussion. Perhaps those of us who are not freaking out are just a bit skeptical of the unsubstantiated charges because we recall what happened with Iraq? Perhaps its merely a realization that even if your fear is true, and Iran is trying to develop nuclear weapons, there is a strong argument to be made that they want nukes to deter the US and Israel, rather than so they can commit suicide by nuking Israel. Joe It's entirely possible that I'm wrong but as a general rule, maybe it's safer to err on the side of more caution when the subject is "more nuts with nukes." I have no idea what to say about your anti-semite charge. How else can one take, "Israel's enemies should have nukes?" Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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Willard Got a $10M Bailout But he calls Obama "a crony capitalist" Link Willard Mitt Romney on Thursday labeled Obama as a "crony capitalist," without saying why. Maybe he likes the way it sounds when it rolls off his forked tongue?. "This president is a crony capitalist. He's a job killer," the liar said without offering proof or examples. "This president has engaged and is engaging in crony capitalism," he repeated, for no reason. And funny he'd level that charge at Obama when he's guilty of it. Willard has personally benefited from what Michele Bachmann would certainly call "crony capitalism." In 1991, he convinced Bush-the-snarter's federal government to forgive $10 million in debts owed by Bain & Co., a deal that helped prevent his company from failing and ultimately made him millions of dollars. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: RE: how will "Nobody can fuck with us" Iran behave? <> I'd guess they'd behave the same way they have for the last 100 years or more - they'd mind their own business, unless someone attacked them or overthrew their government. They've got brains, resources, and initiative. They don't need US multinationals stealing their stuff under the protection of the US military. A nuke would just make those wishing to steal their stuff think twice about it, and maybe try buying stuff from them on the 'open' market. Doug http://www.dugjakes.blogspot.com/
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. "Stop killing our nuke scientists" Motorcycle riders flashed by and attached a magnetic bomb onto a car carrying a nuclear scientist working at Iran's main uranium enrichment facility. By the time the blast tore apart the silver Peugeot, the bike was blocks away, weaving through Tehran traffic after the latest strike in an escalating covert war. The Wednesday attack - which instantly killed the scientist and fatally wounded his driver - was at least the fourth targeted hit against a member of Iran's nuclear brain trust in two years. Tehran quickly blamed Israeli-linked agents backed by the U.S. and Britain. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton denied any U.S. role in the slaying, and the Obama administration condemned the attack. However, provocative hints from Jerusalem reinforced the perception of an organized and clandestine campaign to set back Iran's nuclear ambitions. Send e-mail to Bart See
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This space left blank Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude Link Click for info and to order Nitt Witt Hill [Paperback] just $12.44 What's causing the country and now the President to lose their crackers and voters to elect Nitt Witts? Clowns and Turkeys are running Congress and the Nitt Witts are everywhere. But will one more Clown in Congress make any difference? Would the country be better off with some real Turkeys instead of those Clowns? Or are the Nitt Witts destined to run Washington? Set on historic Nitt Witt Ridge in Cambria, California and Capitol Hill in Washington D.C., Sebastian Gibson's satire paints the absurdities of the political world and of daily life with his unique sense of humor. Herding the U.S. to War with Iran The murder of a fifth Iranian scientist on the streets of Tehran had all the earmarks of an Israeli-sponsored assassination. The killing also worsened tensions at a moment when the momentum toward war with Iran seems unstoppable, reports Robert Parry. Horse hockey! Link For many Americans the progression toward war with Iran has the feel of cattle being herded from the stockyard into the slaughterhouse, pressed steadily forward with no turning back, until some guy shoots a bolt into your head. It does not feel a bolt into our heads because we're not going to war with Iran. Any suggestion of give-and-take negotiations with Iran is mocked, while alarmist propaganda, a ratcheting up of sanctions, and provocative actions – like Wednesday’s assassination of yet another Iranian scientist – push Americans closer to what seems like an inevitable bloodletting. It does not seem like "inevitable bloodletting" because we're not going to war with Iran. Even the New York Times (Gosh, that sounds like Cheney...) now acknowledges that Israel, with some help from the United States, appears to be conducting a covert war of sabotage and assassination inside Iran. “The campaign, which experts believe is being carried out mainly by Israel, apparently claimed its latest victim on Wednesday when a bomb killed a 32-year-old nuclear scientist in Tehran’s morning rush hour,” Times reporter Scott Shane wrote. Well, if Scott Shane wrote something in the for-sale Whore Times, it must be true? Where does Scott sit - at Judith Miller's old desk? I don't know why Robert Perry is beating this drum because we are not going to war with Iran. Is there anybody reading this who thinks we're going to war with Iran? I do, Bart - I'm certain we ARE going to war with Iran and SOON! Should we gamble on this? I got money that says we ARE going to war with Iran and SOON, Bart! We are NOT going to war with Iran, but why does Robert Perry and others say we are? Who think Obama is stupid enough to put troops into Iran? Nobody, that's who. WHY would Obama go to war with Iran? To steal their oil? How many thousands of lives is Obama willing to throw away to bring oil down 25 cents? Zero, that's how many. We're not going to war with Iran or anybody else. Why does Robert Perry want you to think we're going to war with Iran? I have an answer for that, Bart Subject: Is pot good for your lungs? Hey Bart, Some 35 years ago I had a cat named Tony. He was a Lilac Point Siamese and looked a bit like the Pink Panther. Apparently that breed has a hereditary lung problem. He would weeze and sneeze and have a difficult time breathing sometimes. My friends would come by the house and we would sit around passing a joint. One day Tony started following the joint around the circle and we decided to give him a big ole shotgun hit. I swear to anything you believe in that he started taking in that big ole hit right through his nose. The joint got passed and he went right after it again so we smoked him again. He went over to the corner of the room, laid down and breathed nice and clear with absolutely no weezing and he actually looked like he had a smile on his face. He never breathed so easily as he did after toking up. We couldn't believe it but he obviously enjoyed the relief he got from smoking with us. He became a regular of the circle and was relentless until he got a couple of hits. True story. They say that animals know better about some things than we do and I always thought that proved it. GL Send e-mail to Bart 30 minute video - True
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