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Tuesday January 24, 2012 Vol 2814 - Bridge of Size
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"I fault the law that allows him and me earning enormous sums to pay overall federal taxes at a rate that's about half what the average person in my office pays." Romney makes his money the same way I do. He makes money by moving around big bucks, not by straining his back or going to work and cleaning toilets or whatever. He makes it shoving around money." -- Warren Buffett, slamming Willard's idle-rich money-grubbing, Link Send e-mail to Bart If obama is a liberal... what does that make Newt?
Racist judge orders Obama to Court Handjob
jurist thinks Obama is from Kenya
Obama laughs at the racist birthers... Link A Republican judge in 19th century Georgia has ordered Obama to appear in court this week in a bullshit lawsuit challenging whether he is a natural-born US citizen qualified to be president. The latest "birther" case has made claims that Obama was born overseas. Birthers don't consider Hawaii to be an actual US state, apparently. Although it is unclear whether a court could force a sitting president to appear in a court case, Georgia Deputy Chief Judge Michael Malihi has denied a motion by the president's lawyer to quash a subpoena that requires Obama to show up. Judge Malihi? I wonder what country he was born in? Some Georgia knuckledragger made the racist complaint, which is intended to keep a Black man's name off the state's ballot in the March presidential primary. Oily Taitz, a California handjob attorney who brought the legal challenge, said she expects the president's legal team to fight his appearance but by doing so would expose his vulnerability. An Obama campaign official said the case would not likely proceed. "As courts around the country have ruled time and again, these claims have no merit and any attempts to compel the president's personal involvement will fail," a statement said. But these racists will never give up. I predict we will have another Black president within twenty years, He or she, too, will be called "illegitimate" by Republican racists. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Megaupload crackdown The news is that the justice department is going after a "pirate" web site called Megaupload and they have shut them down in foreign countries and seized their assets also in a foreign country. And the Justice Department did it without laws like PIPA and SOPA. Looks to me like the music and movie industry already seems to have powers currently that borderline on scary. I'm glad to see Congress stepping back and taking a more serious look at laws that break the Internet. Thanks to Wikipedia and Craigslist for taking a bullet for the team. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Newt says he's revolting. Who am I to disagree?" -- Media Whores Online, back in the Nineties Send e-mail to Bart The GOP flirts with suicide Is Newt another Goldwater? Link Everything about Newt screams “general election disaster.” He is burdened with far too much personal and ethical baggage, is far too prone to needlessly inflammatory and polarizing antics, and turns off far too many voters with his arrogance and unconcealed contempt for his opponents. Recent polls all show his unfavorable rating at or near 60 percent — more than double his favorables. This mirrors what happened the last time Gingrich played such a prominent role on the national stage, when he claimed the House speakership after the 1994 election and promptly established himself as the country’s biggest asshole — the star of an estimated 75,000 Democratic attack ads in the 1996 campaign cycle. The more most people see of him, the less they like him. We all need to get behind Newt at this critiocal juncture. All good Democrats should make signs and march for Newt. If asked by a pollster, tell them "We love Newt, nobody else can get our vote," We need to inflate his dirigible-sized eho even more, just to build up his hopes. Then, on election day, Obama will win 55 states. Subject: Smartest man in Oklahoma Bart, you wrote: >Now do you see why I call myself the smartest man in Oklahoma? >This state is full of insane handjobs with nothing else on their mind > besides the official banning of the eating of dead fetuses. You need to get the fuck out of OK. I hope none of those crazy bastards never find out who/where you are. I used to think the South (I generalize, of course) was backwards and crazy, then I found out that the midwest and places like Montana and Idaho are too. Damn, we need need to buy a frikkin island somewhere and get the hell out of this place. At least it would be a landing place when this country finally goes belly up. Bluedeer. Bluedeer, thanks for that. Maybe someday I'll hit the BIG-time and we'll be able to afford to move where we can live amongst the smart people. Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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That Carnival ship disaster Death toll up to 16, more still missing Prediction: I believe the truth will come out, eventually. The problem is, the truth is very embarrassing. Some crew members say the captain was distracted by some passengers. The captain's wife is furious that he's being treated like a suspect. What could cause a man to be distracted for, say, twenty minutes or so? Captain seen with young woman jusr prior to crash They enjoyed some wine and each other's company... Link Several passengers saw a blonde former crew member drinking with Captain Schettino, just moments before the ill-fated cruise liner Costa Concordia hit a reef. An Italian passenger said that he had seen Schettino drinking red wine with a woman in one of the ship's restaurants less than an hour before the disaster. "They were laughing, they were informal, it was very merry. "The wine?" he added. "They drank at least a whole decanter, the last drops were poured into the commander's glass." Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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Romney finally releases taxes Paid 13% rate, wrote off hookers and cocaine "I've lied about everything..." Link Mitt Romney released his tax records on Tuesday, indicating he will pay $6.2 million in taxes on a total of $42.5 million in income over the years 2010 and 2011. The vulture capitalist released tax returns indicating he and his wife, Ann, paid a rate of 13.9 % in 2010. They expect to pay a 15.4 percent rate when they file their returns for 2011. Romney's tax rate is below that of most wage-earning Americans because he is super-rich and they don't have to pay taxes like us hard-working Americans so get used toi it. Romney's holdings in the Caymans - along with a secret Swiss bank account that was closed in 2010 were reported on tax returns and were not vehicles to avoid taxes. So why let foreign government hold your money if there's no advantage? Maybe if Willard put his money in American banks, they would have more money to lend to American small businesses and get this broken economy moving again. Why does Willard hate America? Send e-mail to Bart Obama speaks tonight Two questions: Will FOX bother to broadcast this speech? After all, Obama is a Black man and they have shows to run. Which Rethug will stand up and scream "You lie!" at our president? And will he/she use the "N" word - or show some restraint? Send e-mail to Bart Rand Paul 'detained' by TSA Is
Paul "too big" to be searched?
Link Today, while en route to Washington, I was detained by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) for not agreeing to a patdown after an irregularity was found in my full body scan. Despite removing my belt, glasses, wallet and shoes, the scanner and TSA also wanted my dignity. I refused. Obviously, he's lying. I have $100 that says TSA did not ask for "his dignity." I wonder why Paul can't tell us what TSA really asked him for? Perhaps the truth doesn't fit his "big, bad government" narrative? I'm happy that the TSA doesn't not allow itself to be bullied by powerful, big-government goons like Rand Paul who think they are above the law. If Paul had not refused to cooperate, he would've made his flight. Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude Link Subject: pronouncing "Gin-rich" Bart - In the run - up to the Iowa event, I was watching "Hardball" on MSNBC, and I heard Tweety Matthews refer to Newt as "Gin-rich", dropping that second "G". I thought maybe this was a "New England" or "Philadelphia" thing (Tweety is from there). Much like JFK would talk about the island of "Cuber", rather than "Cuba". (Although he could say it right at a press conference). Now, since the South Carolina Massacre, everybody seems to be pronouncing it that way. BTW, we Iowans are ecstatic that the Clown Road Show has pulled out of town (and that means GOPers AND the media). A lot of talk here that this was the last "First in the Nation" event for us - Thank Koresh!!! Some say that it's the screw up in counting the ballots, but I'd say it's because the Iowa GOP is soooooo stupid that they gave the victory to Santorum! My guess is that both parties tell the states "Anybody who wants to go before Iowa, go ahead!" Iowa might keep moving their event up, but they're going to look silly when we have caucuses in July of 2015 and NO national candidates show up. Serves them right. Keep hammering - looks like the roaches are running around everywhere. You're bound to hit something just by swinging! Mike in Des Moines Send e-mail to Bart Thanks, they send me
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Adelsons buy states for Newt
Can his wife buy Florida for him, too? Link Miriam Adelson, co-owner of The Venetian Hotel, will match her husband’s $5 million contribution to Newt Gingrich’s presidential bid, a source close to the couple confirmed today. Sheldon Adelson’s $5 million contribution is credited with Gingrich's victory in South Carolina. The contribution from Miriam Adelson comes as Mitt Romney has already been spending heavily. Gingrich’s super PAC recently spent $354,000 four-day ad buy in Tampa, Fla., according to Politico. Sources close to the Adelsons describe Gingrich as a personal friend. Sheldon Adelson and Gingrich are both radical Zionists, just like Bartcop, if you ask the religiously-insane. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Subject: RE: the lying captain of the Costa
Concordia
Bart, where the ship capsized is *not* where it hit the rocks. Go to Google Maps and enter 42.356245,10.93017 into the search box. The ship was traveling approximately NNW direction when it hit submerged rocks here. It ripped a 150 foot gash in the port side of the vessel. (Port=Left - Port wine is a red wine - the red running light is on the left side of the ship). The captain tried to get the ship into the port of Giglio. The ship made a U-turn (almost 180 degrees) so that it was traveling almost due south when it heeled over. It's actually sitting with the undamaged side down. You can see the rip in the hull in some of the images taken from off shore. You can see in the images that the ship heeled over on its starboard side. The only way for the ship to have its starboard side towards the shore is if the ship turned around. Enter 42.365377,10.921673 into Google Maps. This is where the ship came to rest. It's around a mile from where the ship hit the rocks. BBC has a good satellite image showing where the ship came to rest in relation to the port of Giglio. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16615145 There's a good map of the ship's route in this BBC story. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16607837 Also interesting because it shows the route & video of a previous close passage of Giglio by the ship. John S Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Subject: fund-raising idea
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