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"'Make sure you lip-synch good at the Super Bowl, Madonna."
-- Elton John, who just can't let it go Link
Hey Elton, why apologize if you're going to keep going with the hissy?
Is Elton jealous that he's never been asked to play the Super Bowl?
If I had $400M, I'd be too busy and too happy to hurl shit at Madonna.
Also, watch for Howard Stern's Super Bowl commercial.
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Romney, Obama even in Florida
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This is stupid.
Romney isn't running against Obama in Florida this week.
He's running against the Squeaker who's had a bad few days since I've been away.
And even if they want to hypo about November, it's still worthless.
They are "tied" only in that they're each their parties' likely candidates.
All Obama has to say is, "I'll give you FOUR reasons to vote for Mitt Romney.
If you think more tax cuts to the rich will get us out of the ditch that
"more tax cuts for the rich" Bush drove us into, then vote for Mitt."
"If you think deregulating Wall Street will get us out of the ditch that
"deregulate Wall Street" Bush drove us into, then vote for Mitt."
"If you think the wealthiest Americans need more handouts from the government,
then vote for Mitt."
"If you think YOU should pay MORE in taxes than Chevron, GE, Bank of America,
Goldman Sachs, Exxon-Mobil and Carnival Cruise lines, then vote for Mitt."
Obama's speeches should last no longer than 10 minutes.
But if Obama does his John Kerry impression, and prattles on for hours and hours while
effectively burying the economic message that would win it for him, we could be in trouble.
Another thing:
If Newt were to be the nominee (he won't ne - I got money!) it would be fun if, during
their debates, after Newt screamed a bunch of bullshit lies at Obama and the moderator
then asked Obama for his rebuttal, all he'd have to do is flash this smile...
...and say, "C'mon, Newt - you know that's not true," and then stop speaking.
Rethugs might want a snarling dog candidate,
but nobody wants a snarling dog president.
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Corporations have no Borders
by Chris Hedges
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What happened to Canada?
It used to be the country we would flee to if life in the United States became unpalatable.
No nuclear weapons. No huge military-industrial complex. Universal health care.
Funding for the arts. A good record on the environment.
But that was the old Canada. I was in Montreal on Friday and Saturday and saw the familiar
and disturbing tentacles of the security and surveillance state. Canada has withdrawn from the
Kyoto Accords so it can dig up the Alberta tar sands in an orgy of environmental degradation.
It carried out the largest mass arrests of demonstrators in Canadian history at 2010’s G-8 and
G-20 meetings, rounding up more than 1,000 people. It sends undercover police into indigenous
communities and activist groups and is handing out stiff prison terms to dissenters. And Canada’s
Prime Minister Stephen Harper is a diminished version of George W. Bush. He champions the
rabid right wing in Israel, bows to the whims of global financiers and is a Christian fundamentalist.
The voices of dissent sound like our own. And the forms of persecution are familiar.
This is not an accident. We are fighting the same corporate leviathan.
Subject: Megaupload crackdown - What does it mean?
The news is that the justice department is going after a "pirate" web site called Megaupload
and they have shut them down in foreign countries and seized their assets also in a foreign country.
And the Justice Department did it without laws like PIPA and SOPA.
Looks to me like the music and movie industry already seems to have powers currently that borderline on scary.
I'm glad to see Congress stepping back and taking a more serious look at laws that break the Internet.
Thanks to Wikipedia and Craigslist for taking a bullet for the team.
Marc Perkel
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Subject: RS Jaynes graphics
Hi Bart,
Where are you getting the RS Jaynes graphics?
After his web site was hacked, I can never get to the fishlink.us site.
I love his comic book work. Let me know how to contact him.
Eric the Elder
RS has been doing great work at the Bart Blog!.
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Marty always has good stuff.
GOP racists found to be Stupid
Who knew?
There's no gentle way to put it: People who give in to racism and prejudice may simply be dumb,
according to a new study that is bound to stir public controversy.
The research finds that children with low intelligence are more likely to hold prejudiced attitudes as adults.
These findings point to a vicious cycle, according to lead researcher Gordon Hodson, a psychologist at
Brock University in Ontario. Low-intelligence adults tend to gravitate toward socially conservative ideologies,
the study found. Those ideologies, in turn, stress hierarchy and resistance to change, attitudes that can
contribute to prejudice, Hodson wrote in an email to LiveScience.
"Prejudice is extremely complex and multifaceted, making it critical that any factors
contributing to bias are uncovered and understood," he said.
Subject: Gingrich 'resigned in disgrace?'
Bart,
Willard claims the Newt resigned in disgrace.
Politifact looks at that and declares it a matter of opinion.
But,
like most analyses of the end of Gingrich as Squeaker of the House,
it looks only at the fact that he left the position of Squeaker.
However,
even though he was reelected by Georgia's sixth district,
he left the House -- before the beginning of the term. There were
rumors
of his infidelity while he was attacking the President over the same
subject,
and most people seemed to think the Newt resigned rather than face
questions
about his own hypocrisy. I would say that adds up to "resigning
in disgrace."
Russ
I remember during impeachment, The Belfast Times (of all people) ran a
story that said
Newt used his American Express to rent a hotel room for him and his
hooker- Callista.
The
American whore press knew Newt had a girlfriend but they didn't want to
screw up
their top new story of all time, so they kept it quiet. Someone
e-mailed me that they knew
someone at CNN and he asked them why they were cobering up for Newt and
they said,
"We're
looking
at the situation - we might run that story after Christmas."
The
whore press always covers for Republicans.
Look how they helped the Bush bastards sell their bloody war.
...and
Newt has the balls to say the whore press helps US when the opposite is
true.
Newt's Supply-side Myth
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Any rational assessment of America’s economic troubles would identify Reagan’s reckless “supply-side”
economics as a chief culprit, but that hasn’t stopped Republicans, led by Newt Gingrich, from selling this
discredited theory to a gullible GOP base.
Despite Gingrich’s claim that “supply-side” economic theories have “worked,” the truth is that America’s
three-decade experiment with low tax rates on the rich, lax regulation of corporations and “free trade” has
been a catastrophic failure, creating massive federal debt, devastating the middle class and off-shoring
millions of American jobs.
It has ”worked” almost exclusively for the very rich, yet Newt and the others are urging the country to
double-down on this losing gamble, often to the cheers of their audiences — like one Florida woman who
said she had lost her job and medical insurance but still applauded the idea of more “free-market” solutions.
Democrats are such bad salesmen, they can't convince the poor to vote themselves a raise.
Democrats can't convince starving people to eat free food.
Has anyove ever suggested they, oh, I don't know, maybe list the facts?
How did I get in a party of non-fact listers?
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Sarah Palin Nude
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Quotes
"Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?"
-- Newt
"'Because it saves them time."
-- Bob Dole (R-Still Alive)
Thanks to Brad in Ann Arbor
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by Jimmy Shapiro
Bovada.lv
How long will it take Kelly Clarkson to sing the National Anthem?
Over/Under 1 minute 34 Seconds
How did Kelly Clarkson get a gig that wasn't on FOX?
What will Kelly Clarkson wear to sing the National Anthem?
Super Bowl XLVI or official NFL shirt 2/1
Patriots Jersey or shirt 12/1
Colts Jersey or shirt 12/1
Giants Jersey or shirt 15/1
Anything else 1/3
Will Kelly Clarkson forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes (only) 5/2
Will Kelly Clarkson's bare belly be showing when she sings the National Anthem?
Yes (only) 3/1
What color will Madonna's hair be when she begins the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Blonde -400
Any other color +250
Will Madonna be wearing fishnet stockings at any point during the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Yes -110
No -110
What will Madonna be using to start the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Headset -200
Handheld Microphone +150
How many times will Peyton Manning be shown on TV during the game?
Over/Under 3½
How many times will Giselle Bundchen be shown on TV during the game?
(She's quarterback Tom Brady's wife)
Over ½ (-150)
Under ½ (+110)
How many times will Romney be shown on TV during the game?
Over/Under 1
Who will Obama pick to win the game?
New England Patriots -110
New York Giants -110
ha ha
Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?
Teammates 2/1
God 7/2
Owner 7/2
Family 7/1
Coach 12/1
Does Not Thank Anyone 11/4
Will the Patriots win Super Bowl XLVI and Mitt Romney be the GOP Candidate?
Yes 3/2
Will the Patriots win Super Bowl XLVI and Mitt Romney win the Presidential Election?
Yes 4/1
I expect the Patriots will bore the sports world to death with a "victory"
and Obama will stomp Willard into little Rat Balls come November.
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Read all about it!
on the Bart Blog!
Hi Bart,
Your quote:
"Obama might be guilty of being naive, he might be guilty of being green,
he might be guilty of wanting his racist-fuck enemies to like him and he
might be guilty of being willing to do anything to get re-elected.
But I don't believe he would allow America to be harmed so he can get richer.
That distinguishes him from everyone in the GOP."
is one of the most profound observations I've ever read on your page.
Anyone who can't see that this is the absolute truth must have
a lower I.Q. than you :-)
Cheers
Rick in Austria
My writings are widom-filled.
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I read this ship cost Carnival $670 million.
And then they gave it to a guy who couldn't be bothered to
pay attention with 4,000 people's lives in his drunken hands?
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Today's Mystery Celebrity
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Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart – that's Marilyn Monroe in South Korea, during the Korean War.
Her husband at the time, The Yankee Clipper, had been invited to Japan.
When they arrived, Marilyn was squirreled away to Korea to give our troops a boost in their morale.
Paul in Boca
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City that's Buffalo NY, my home town.
I was stuck in the Statler Hilton to the left of city hall in the center during the infamous blizzard of '77.
The city closed down for two weeks and partied. It was insane.
I had to leave finally in '82 because the partying never ended.
Party town. I escaped. Thanks for the memories but can never go back.
Geoffalo
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
It was hard to tell without the picture.
Maybe you can get BOTH History Mysteries today?
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