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Tuesday, February 21, 2012 Vol 2829 - Chromatic
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"Vegas is an insidious black hole that sucks your soul, money & morals out of you w/out u even realizing it. I Fn' love Vegas." -- Slash, in a Tweet Is Slash America's most exciting guitar player? Send e-mail to Bart Making it Easy for Obama by Michael Gerson, Republican Link An extended, contentious nomination contest hones and improves a candidate — except when it does not. It is increasingly difficult to argue that the GOP is benefiting from the struggle between Mitt Romney and whoever isn't f-ing Mitt. The longer these battles continue, the longer Obama has to regain his political balance. Regain his balance? From what? Obama's approval ratings are up 10-12 percent. Santorum has attacked Romney for seeking a bailout of the Salt Lake City Olympic Games. Both have also stumped across Michigan criticizing the auto bailout, which Romney calls “crony capitalism on a grand scale.” This at a time when General Motors has announced the largest profits in its history. Meanwhile, back at the general election, Obama is happily avoiding serious scrutiny. Obama’s economic message in the general election is a difficult balance. But as long as Republicans are focused elsewhere, they are providing Obama with his own private bailout. Send e-mail to Bart If you follow me on Twitter,
I'll send you an e-mail when each new issue goes up. Man-on-Dog on top, Willard a bottom Is there anything Willard Romney can do? Link Philosophical differences between the are becoming starker as Santorum drives harder on religious and social issues that Romney rarely discusses in detail. In recent days, Santorum has questioned the usefulness of public schools, criticized prenatal testing and said Obama's theology is not "based on the Bible." He likened Obama to politicians who spread fear about new oil-extraction technologies "so they can control your lives." The remarks contrast sharply with Romney's even-tempered emphasis on jobs, the economy and his resume as a can-do corporate executive. The differences give Republican voters clear choices to shape their party's identity and image heading into the fall battle against Obama. They also will test whether social conservatives and tea partyers can outperform the GOP establishment in key states such as Michigan and Ohio. Half the Republicans want lower txaes and smaller government (so their story goes) the other half wants gays in closets and women stuck at home with a dozen kids. Which half will win? Man-on-Dog is surging while Romney is shrinking. Buy those condoms now - before President Santorum makes them illegal. Seeing the ads puts
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Quotes "I smoked marijuana for fifty years. I don't know where I would be without it. It opened my mind to a lot of things and now its active ingredient, THC, relaxes me and eases my arthritis pain. After decades of personal research and observation, I've concluded that marijuana should be legal and alcohol should be illegal. Good luck with that." -- James Garner, The Garner Files (2011). ISBN 978-1-4516-4260-5 Link to Order When I was a kid, maybe 1960, we had a tiny black and white TV about 11 inches wide or so. We would all crowd in the kitchen (the only room with air conditioning) to watch Maverick. It was good when the episode was about Bret Maverick, not no much when Bart (Jack Kelly) or Beau Maverick, played by gonna-be-007-someday Roger Moore. Garner was so handsome back in the day, I'm surprised he wasn't gay. Thanks to HWD Send e-mail to Bart Girl Scouts a "radical organization" says Indiana handjob, Bob Morris Link An Indiana lawmaker has decided not to support a the 100th anniversary of the Girl Scouts because he feels the group is a "radicalized organization" that "sexualizes" young girls and promotes homosexuality. Rep. Bob Morris (R-Shit-for-Brains) said he plans to pull his daughters out of the Girl Scouts because World Net Daily said the Girl Scouts are a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood, they encourage sex and they allow transgender females to join. He also wrote that the fact that Michelle Obama is honorary president should give lawmakers pause before they endorse the Girl Scouts. Morris goes on to say those considered role models by the Girl Scouts are all "feminists, lesbians, or Communists" and claims that troops are no longer allowed to pray or sing Christmas Carols Do you think, after the GOP loses 72 states in November, someone might stand up and say, "What happened to our party? We've become the party of unhinged loons and psychos?" Nahhhhh... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Ann Coulter Bart, How do you think Ann Coulter, a woman (?) feels about the GOP’s fever for anti-abortion laws? David in Savannah Ann Coulter is a champion of the movement to deny women's rights. For some reason, she thinks old, white Republican men in Washington are better equipt to make family planning choices for every woman in America. They claim they want the heavy boot of Washington out of their lives. They claim things are always handled better at the local level. When it comes to taxes, they say, "Who knows how to spend your money better, you or the bureaucrats in Washington?" but when it comes to a woman's vagina, none of that applies, presumeable because women aren't smart enough to make their own decisions. Republican positions have the consistency of warm baby poop. They make no sense, but when did the GOP ever make sense? Send e-mail to Bart See
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Memo to the New York Media This bullshit hype about Jeremy Lin, your Asian basketball player? We don't care - maybe New York cares, but nobody else does. It's f-ing basketball for Christ's sake. Why would anyone care if the Knicks found a decent player? The New York media thinks we give a rat's ass about their local news? They always do that - if PittsburgH gets 26 inches of snow, they might mention it. But if New York gets 6 inches, they put live cameras out on the damn street. "Where were you when the snow fell?" Nobody cares, New York. So stop flooding the airwaves with this "Linsanity" bullshit. Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude Link Subject: Food for thought on Iran Hi, Bart, Based
on their experiences, they view the world, us, one another, etc. in
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Huffpo An Occupy Wall Street protester has ditched her tent in Zuccotti Park in favor of a position at one of Wall Street's financial institutions. It all started when Wayne Kaufman, chief market analyst for John Thomas, saw Tracy Postert's placard that read: "PhD Biomedical Scientist Seeking Full Time Employment", according to the New York Post. Grabbing a copy of her CV, Kaufman decided she might be a good fit for a junior analyst position. "I thought, 'Maybe this is a person who could help us understand these early-stage biotech companies that financial people just don't always understand,'" Kaufman told ABC News. By then, Postert had already spent 15 days at the Occupy encampment where she touted anti-capitalist messages with signs that read: "Reagan Sucks" and "I'll vote after the revolution," according to the Telegraph. "I had been unemployed for so long, I thought why not?" Postert told the New York Post. Now she's been there three weeks and is in the midst of studying for her financial analyst exams. CEO Thomas Belesis believes this is one win against the Occupy movement. "She was ranting about Wall Street, and now she's working on Wall Street. Banks are not so bad. I hope we have opened her eyes," Belesis told the New York Post. Send e-mail to Bart Shanghai 1990 vs
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I'm so old, I remember when America was a world power. But we stopped growing when the rich stopped paying taxes. Thanks to Grower for the pic Dow rises to 13,000 points That's the highest in four years Link The Dow Jones industrial average made a run at 13,000 on Tuesday, powered higher by a long-awaited bailout deal for Greece and strong corporate earnings reports at home. The Dow came within five points of the milestone an hour and a half into the trading day. Just after 11 a.m. EST, the average was up 43 points at 12,993. The Dow hasn't seen 13,000 since May 20, 2008, before Bush's financial crisis brought the U.S. economy to its knees. The U.S. stock market has climbed steadily this year, primarily because of optimism about the way Obama is handling the economy. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Monkey Mail Hey
Bart, Send e-mail to Bart Can Jeb save the GOP?
by Joe Conason Link Rumors and whispers of a late presidential bid by Jeb Bush are difficult to consider seriously - if only because the deadlines to enter primary contests have past, the necessary money and campaign staff are not in place, and the mechanisms for a "brokered convention" do not exist. And yet some worried Republicans are evidently imagining a rescue by the former Florida Governor. Such fantasies arise from the unappetizing choices that now confront Republican voters. But if Jeb Bush were to enter the field, as he has wisely declined to do so far, the public scrutiny that has damaged the current candidates so badly would turn toward him - and swiftly reveal enormous political baggage. What Florida voters once accepted (or ignored) might well horrify the national electorate today. The first obstacle that Jeb would have to surmount is that to most Americans outside the Sunshine State, he is known only as the brother of George W. Bush, most recently named one of the two worst presidents in the past half-century - rated just above Nixon. Send e-mail to Bart Astrocat Check out the news and toons at
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About Romney here in Michigan... Robo calls 4 or 5 times a day received here from Romney and I wonder if he is trying to lose by irritating people? The GM thing will surely kill his chances as almost everyone here knows or has a relative that works for GM direct or indirect. As a good Democrat I intend to cross over (allowed here) and vote for the worst possible Repug for Obama to beat.... anyone say Santoruim? Pete Pete, let's hope, if Santorum gets the nomination, Obama will choose to actually come to work and actually fight the GOP bastards. I think Obama should say, "If you young gals are ready to try to feed 10-12 kids each, vote for Santorum because that's what he has planned for you." ...but Obama might considered listing the facts to be rude. Did you hear Man-on-Dog say "Pre-natal care means more abortions?" That's today's GOP: Against pre-natal care. Send e-mail to Bart SNL Gambles on Lindsey Lohan Is this where her comeback begins? Link It appears Lindsay Lohan is taking some positive steps to boost her struggling career. First stop: "Saturday Night Live." The actress will be hosting the show's March 3 episode. Although Lohan is still doing community service as part of her probation, it's on track to end in late March. And in an attempt to remind people that she's an actress first, she's returning to the Studio 8-H for her fourth time as host. Lohan seems very excited about the return to network TV (in something that isn't the news). She and her mother, Dina, have both tweeted about it, writing, "SNL! I love @NBC !!!!!!!!" Lohan has even gone so far as to beg Alec Baldwin to make a walk-on appearance on her episode. Baldwin currently holds the record for hosting the most episodes of "SNL." (16 times). Today's Mystery Car
Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, how many emails did you receive asking "what car?" Tom Tom, that's all I got - nobody even took a guess. The car has something to do with the orginal Star Trek. Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Subject: fund-raising idea Some organization collect dues from members in their birth month. Karen in Indiana Karen, thanks for that. Born in February and August folks - can you spare a donation? Don't forget,
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