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Wednesday, February 22, 2012 Vol 2830 - Santorum's Devil
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"President Obama's policies have nothing to do with the economy coming back and the higher Dow, but the higher cost of gasoline is entirely on him." -- illogical GOP handjobs everywhere, Guys, it doesn't work that way. He gets all the credit or all the blame. Send e-mail to Bart Santorum leads GOP Suicide Don't you just love headlines like that? Link With Santorum's campaign surge continuing the very real possibility that the nutjob could end up as the GOP's standard-bearer in November. Despite his appeal to many parts of the Republican Party, Santorum's nomination would be a disaster for the GOP. It's not simply that a Santorum ticket would lose badly, cost Republicans the House and lead to a larger Democratic Senate majority. It's worse: Santorum's nomination could end the Republican Party as a competitive political entity. Either party, in the right circumstances, can win important elections anywhere. Vermont, where Obama won his most lopsided victory in 2008 (68 percent) has sent Republicans to both its governors' mansion and the Senate during the last decade while arch-conservative Utah (63 percent to McCain) currently sends a Democrat to the House and has a reliably Democratic capital city. For all their genuine differences, neither party makes a practice of writing off any sizable group of voters or large part of the country. While Santorum will get a decent percentage of the vote, his appeal to the current party is minimal. He has already written off all non-conservatives. His opposition to NAFTA, support for tariffs, rather incoherent tax plan, and hard-core conservatism will turn off "Chamber of Commerce" Republicans. Go Man-on-Dog! I would enjoy watching the GOP become a non-player in politics. Send e-mail to Bart If you follow me on Twitter,
I'll send you an e-mail when each new issue goes up. Satan has his eye on America Santorum getting more stupider than usual Link A 2008 speech by Rick Santorum is making waves this week, in large part because Santorum said Satan had his sights set on America and the country was facing spiritual warfare. The speech came at the beginning of the academic year at the Catholic university in Florida. The 2008 presidential campaign was in full swing. Obama had recently made a statement about abortion and the issue of deciding when life began, which he said was above his pay grade. Santorum was using the devil-tinged language after explaining Obama’s position on abortion. He quoted some nutjob Catholic bishop who said, “Catholics who support ‘abortion rights’ support a false right, promote a culture of death and are guarded by the father of lies.” “This is not a political war at all, this is not a culture war at all, this is a spiritual war,” Santorum said. “And the father of lies has his sights on what you think the father of lies, Satan, would have his sights on. A good, decent, powerful, influential country, the United States of America.” If Santorum wins big next Tuesday, this race could be over, which isn't fair to people like you and me who are looking forward to a year of great entertainment. Seeing the ads puts
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guitarist on this stage let alone the whole country.... Buckethead, and then
Slash, playing "Nighttrain" video I'm not a big Buckethead fan. He's like those 12 year old prodigies you see on Youtube, the kids who have studied and memorized those licks and can play them fast and furious but there's no soul to their playing. Worse, they're not even paying attention. These kids, and Eddie Van Halen-types, have a switch. You flip the switch and the 10,000 notes come flying out on cue, but they don't know how to PLAY - their choice of notes will always be somebody else's, like a player piano. And it will always be at the same speed. At least when Slash plays, he goes here, and then he goes there. What's coming out of his Les Paul is his - it's what's in his head. Buckethead wishes he could play like Slash. Marty
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Constitution, perhaps? Thanks, they send me
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The contraceptive kerfuffle by Gene Lyons Link The combination of Rome's authoritarianism and theological nit-picking tended to drive educated young people from the church. Anyway, everybody knows how that worked out. Next came Humanae Vitae, Pope Paul VI's 1968 doubling down on the church's blanket condemnation of artificial means of birth control — a blast from the medieval past as most American Catholics now see it. "Vatican Roulette," we called it, and like the vast majority, declined to play. Surveys have shown that approximately 13% of the faithful agree with the Roman Catholic Church's categorical ban on birth control; a mere two percent actually practice what the bishops preach. For most, it isn't a serious personal issue. Sure, Your Grace, whatever. For that matter, birth rates are declining in Catholic countries around the world. And a blessing it is, if poverty and human dignity concern you. Remember when we were worried that the economy might hurt Obama in November? Thanks to Man-on-Dog, the top issue this year, so far, is f-ing birth control. Obama thinks women can take care of themselves, but Santorum says old, white men should make all those family planning decisions FOR you. How long before Santorum slips up and says it, outright? "That thing between a woman's legs - makes 'em stupid." Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Corporate Mentality
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She was on his show just last night Link An American-born reporter for the London Sunday Times, Marie Colvin, was killed in Syria on Wednesday morning. Colvin happened to be a guest on Anderson Cooper's show last night. On the program, Colvin reported that a two-year-old baby had been killed in an attack on another home and she had witnessed the child die. "There's been constant shelling in the city," Colvin said. "... It's chaos here." "Every civilian house on this street has been hit," she continued. "This is a very poor neighborhood. The top floor of the building I'm in has been hit, in fact, totally destroyed. There are no military targets here. There is the Free Syrian Army. Heavily outnumbered and out-gunned." Colvin added: "It's a complete and utter lie they're only going after terrorists. The Syrian Army is simply shelling a city of cold, starving civilians." Meanwhile, Obama and Hillary and Panetta are doing nothing? What are they waiting for? Why don't we put a no-fly zone over Syria? Why not send in a few drones to knock out the guys doing the shelling? I believe I heard CBS's Scott Pelley say Homs is the size of PHILADELPHIA. Does that mean millions will be dead when Assad is done shelling? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama's war on pot I agree it's absurd. If
Obama got behind pot legalization (or maybe just stopped the war on
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Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Subject: Haley Barbour's pardons
Four of the pardon murders worked in the governor's mansion. Suppose they saw or participated in something they shouldn't have? Doing something just to those four would have been too obvious, so you try to lose them in a crowd. I'm just saying, when's the last time a "family values" Republican did something totally bizarre in office and then waited days or weeks to provide an explanation... that *didn't* later turn out to be a cover up? Cheers, -Rex Send e-mail to Bart Teabaggers target Hatch Link Utah teabaggers, led by Dick Armey, are targeting Orrin Hatch in the 2012 Senate race. The group, arguing Hatch has insufficiently conservative economic views, launched "Retire Orrin Hatch" campaign at Utah's Republican Convention. "It's clear that Senator Hatch is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the Tea Party movement by reinventing himself as a fiscal conservative," said Russ Walker, a nobody, in a statement. "But his recent rhetoric and actions in favor of limited government simply do not erase decades of bad votes, costing taxpayers trillions of dollars. Indeed Hatch's body of work proves he cannot be trusted to consistently adhere to a fiscally conservative agenda." Hatch could have reason to be worried: the old bastard recently saw the defeat of longtime Utah Senator Bob Bennett (R), who was defeated in a Tea Party upset in the 2010 midterm elections. Go Teabaggers, retire that sanctimonious gasbag! Today's Mystery Car
Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, I once had a Jag, but not a beauty like this Right Hand Drive 1952 Jaguar XK120 Roadster. This one sold at auction in Australia for $103,000. Graham Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Subject: fund-raising idea Some organization collect dues from members in their birth month. Karen in Indiana Karen, thanks for that. Born in February and August folks - can you spare a donation? Don't forget,
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