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Weekend-Monday, March 3-5, 2012 Vol 2836 - Tented arches
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I'll send you an e-mail when each new issue goes up. Syrian Forces Overwhelm Rebels Homs dead, they're moving on to city #2 Link The Syrian Army overwhelmed the main rebel stronghold in the embattled city of Homs on Thursday, setting the stage for its elite soldiers to turn their attention — and superior firepower — to other insurgent redoubts farther north, despite the increasing international pressure for a cease-fire and humanitarian access. In announcing their “tactical withdrawal” from the Baba Amr neighborhood in Homs after enduring a pounding by artillery, tank and sniper fire for nearly a month, the rebel Revolutionary Brigades of Baba Amr said in statement that they were both heavily outgunned and unable to justify keeping thousands of civilians marooned under dire conditions. In a quarter where most buildings are pockmarked by shell blasts, residents lack food, medicine, water and electricity, and are cut off from the outside world. The rebel retreat was a significant victory for President Bashar al-Assad, as his troops hurry to put down an armed insurgency before international pressure grows so great or the cohesion of the armed forces breaks down under the relentless intensity of a nearly year-old uprising. The Syrian government lacks enough elite troops to subdue all rebellious cities at once; hence its strategy has been to stall for enough time to regain control of one hot spot at a time while Obama sits in the White House and dithers. CBS News said Homs had a population of 1.5 million people. How many do you think got out before the tanks surrounded the city? I'm gratedul that MY city isn't being shelled by a murdererous dictator while waiting for the "who gives a fuck?" outside world to come to my rescue. Legal Pot Saves Lives Study proves it, but does anybody care? Link A new study suggests that legalizing medical marijuana reduces traffic fatalities. The authors noted that legalizing marijuana reduces alcohol consumption, and people are more wary of driving high than drunk. Which drug is actually more dangerous on the road? Alcohol, and it’s not even close. It’s hard to directly compare alcohol and marijuana, because driving impairment depends on dosage and the two drugs tend to affect different skills. (Pot makes drivers worse at mindless tasks like staying in a lane, while alcohol undermines behaviors that require more attention like yielding to pedestrians or taking note of stop signs.) Nevertheless, Yale psychiatrist Richard Sewell reviewed the academic literature on driving while intoxicated in a 2009 article, and found that alcohol is significantly more dangerous. Real-world data from auto accidents indicate that a drunk driver is approximately 10 times more likely to cause a fatal accident than a stoned driver. In most studies, smoking one-third of a joint or less has virtually no impact on a driver’s performance. A couple of studies even suggest that pot smokers are less likely to cause an accident than sober drivers. It’s a little surprising that THC has such a small effect on driving. In experiments testing the skills required for driving—coordination, visual tracking, and reaction time—rather than driving itself, subjects under the influence of pot fare significantly worse than sober people. But when you put them behind the wheel of a driving simulator, tokers perform okay. Those who have taken in a moderate dose of the drug show minimal impairment, and very experienced smokers show almost no deficit at all. (Interestingly, habitual stoners are also better at driving drunk than ordinary people.) If drugs laws were influenced by facts and medical science, we would be better off. But WE DON'T WANT TO SAVE LIVES, we want to please the Invisible Cloud Being. Crazy America remains under the influence of ghosts and superstitions. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Seeing the ads puts
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Handjob Sheriff goes Crazy-er Arpaio: Obama birth certificate a forgery "Racism has destroyed my brain..." Link An investigative “Cold Case Posse” launched six months ago by “America’s nuttiest handjob” – Joe Arpaio of Arizona’s Maricopa County – has concluded there is probable cause that the document released by the White House last year as Obama’s birth certificate is a computer-generated forgery. The investigative team has asked Arpaio to elevate the investigation to a criminal probe that will make available the resources of his Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office. The posse says it has identified at least one person of interest in the alleged forgery of Obama’s birth certificate. Arapaio, known for his fondness for pink underwear, commissioned the investigative team after local citizens presented him with a petition expressing concern that Obama might not be eligible for Arizona’s presidential ballot. Sheriff Joe, this is a great idea! Yes, draw all the attention you can on this - go "all in" with your career. Try to get Romney to join you - and arrest Obama next time he's in your racist state. I am now predicting Obama will win 82 states. Send e-mail to Bart Pigboy creates massive shitstorm Forced to admit: "I'm an absurd entertainer" Link "Quack, quack," said the duck. Pigboy hurting the women-hating GOP? Madison Avenue can't get away fast enough Link Current total of NINE advertisers have fled the Lying Nazi Whore. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: your supermodel Pages Hey Bart,
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by right-winger David Frum Link It’s difficult for me to assess Breitbart’s impact upon American media and American politics as anything other than poisonous. When one of the leading media figures of the day achieves his success by his giddy disdain for truth and fairness—when one of our leading political figures offers to his admirers a politics inflamed by rage and devoid of ideas—how to withhold a profoundly negative judgment on his life and career? Especially when that career was so representative of his times? Many of our most important public figures have gained their influence and power by serving up falsehoods as reported truth. In time these figures will one by one die. What are we to say of this cohort, this group, this generation? That their mothers loved them? Public figures are inescapably judged by their public actions. When those public actions are poisonous, the obituary cannot be pleasant reading. Damn, someone told the truth about this asshole in print? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: reading Michael Dowd Dear Church of Reality members, Our evangelist Michael Dowd has been hard at work lately. He's written 2 articles that I think you'll all enjoy. Is Scientific Evidence Modern-Day Scripture? The Evolutionary Significance of Religion: Multi-Level Selection Feel free to give him feedback at michael.dowd@thankgodforevolution.com and feel free to participate in the online discussion at those sites and click the "like" button if you like it. I'd like to see Michael become a regular author at Huffington Post's religious section. Mark Perkel Send e-mail to Bart The Great Thing About Having Been Poor by Bill Maher Link When I presented that giant check to Priorities USA Action last Thursday on Yahoo!, I said, "This hurts!" I was trying to make the point that if I could do it, a lot of other people could do it a lot more easily than me. The only place in America where the millionaires and billionaires are predominantly liberal is here in Hollywood. There's a reason that of the 16 billionaires that have contributed to super PACs this year, 14 gave to Republicans. It is generally the party of the rich. And in a post-Citizens United world, the party of the rich has an advantage like they've never had before. In 2008, the most you could give to a candidate was $2,300. Now it's Infinity. No, the election is not in the bag. Send e-mail to Bart Orangutans using iPads
They video chat with other apes Links Scientists and layman alike have long speculated on ways to better indoctrinate primates and other animals with human technology. Dolphins have already demonstrated an ability to interact with iPad technology with researchers using it as a language interaction device between dolphins and humans. There are even several iPad games made specifically for cats. It's my understanding that, after seeing this report, George W. Bush decided to try his luck with an iPad, too. Send e-mail to Bart Astrocat Check out the news and toons at
Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Subject: Breitbart the snake
Andrew Breitbart was a liar, a charlatan, a fake, a rush limpbag wannabe.... He was no guerrilla, he was a snake...i never even found him fit to put on my enemies list... He relished in destroying peoples lives through trickery. Now Matt Drudge will have to make up shit on his own. Philip V Subject: Regarding Andrew Breitbart's Passing Bart, you said that Breitbart doesn’t need to be canonized. I couldn’t agree more. His persona now needs to be carbonized. Steve P People as old as this asshole should know cocaine is a dangerous drug. Subject: Breitbart BC, Breitbart was a horror, conceived when his mother’s colostomy bag leaked. Of all the partisan dung-heaps, he may have been the worst. The world is most certainly better off without him. A vicious, lying, sanctimonious son of a bitch who wouldn’t have busted a right-wing child kill-sex ring if he witnessed it live. Sorry to rant, but this is something to celebrate; real evil removed from the living. Minnesota Steve Subject: Liar Andrew Breitbart found Dead Did he die of a cocaine overdose? Sure, why not. Lies were his currency, so fuck him. Bart, that was my first thought when I heard the news on HLN, they said he died of "natural causes." What's natural causes for a 43 year old man? Cocaine OD? Peace --JoeC, Subject: Liar Andrew Breitbart found Dead He died of overeating. He was full of himself. Bruce in Michigan. Subject: Randy Andy Breitbart Bartcop, I'm with you. It was said he looked like shit at the CPAC Bund last month and he always looked like it was 200,000 miles between the oil changes. Has to be excesses of booze and drugs combined with a hatred that was consuming. Keep swingin' the hammer Chris D from NJ I hear Brietbart is Tweeting from Hell. Has anybody heard from him? Subject: Re: Breitbart I'll bet someone shows up at his funeral dressed as a hollywood pimp. Dano B. We should alert his fellow assholes at Westboro Baptist. Send e-mail to Bart Pat Boone is a sex pervert
Career likely over for aging crooner Link Remember when he raped that shoebox?
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that is a 1962 custom Ford Thunderbird from the Detroit Autorama. Graham Send e-mail to Bart Subject: fund-raising idea Some organizations collect dues from members in their birth month. Karen in Indiana Karen, thanks for that. Born in for March or Sept folks - can you spare a donation? Don't forget,
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Link Subject: last issue's Food Mystery Link Bart that looks like spare ribs, corn on the cob, jello, greens Stephen B The official caption read "finger-licking ribs" but you were close enough to claim victory. Damn, that corn looked better than the ribs. Only 116 days till sweet Bixby corn-on-the-cob. Send e-mail to Bart Hope we can all get a chance to piss on this cretin's grave. Acorn never did no harm to nobody. Hopefully, we'll see another organization (or even former Acorn members) come back strong this year. Renewably, Doug the Engineer with a Conscience Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Solving Mysteries puts food on
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