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Thurs-Friday, March 1-2, 2012 Vol 2835 - Reverse Duh
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"If you read the definition of “progressive,” conservatives and the Tea Party are the real progressive force in America, as we are the ones advocating substantive upgrade, improvement and reforms in the stinky, status-quo swamps of Washington." -- guitar owner Ted Nugent, trying to have a thought, Link Send e-mail to Bart Santorum's 'win' in Michigan Willard steps in it again Link Willard Romney won more votes than Santorum in Tuesday’s Michigan primary, but they split the delegate haul down the middle — 15 each — prompting Santorum to declare victory as the focus shifts to next week’s Super Tuesday. The Santorum campaign called the delegate results a blow to Mr. Romney, who dramatically outspent the rest of the field in a state where he was born and his father was governor in the 1960s. “It is not a win for Mitt Romney. I don’t know how you don’t see this as a strong showing for Rick Santorum and certainly somewhat of a disaster for Mitt Romney,” John Brabender, a senior Santorum strategist, told reporters in a conference call in which he also made the case that, “if we can do this well in Romney’s home state, we clearly think this bodes well for Super Tuesday states.” Poor Willard can't catch a break. When will the super-fickle GOP make up their minds? When Jeb gets in? Send e-mail to Bart If you follow me on Twitter,
I'll send you an e-mail when each new issue goes up. Liar Andrew Breitbart found Dead He's now playing cards with Russert, Novak Link Whore CNN is treating this like f-ing Reagan's funeral. They have conservatives calling in to say how Breitbart was "a great man," who was "above all else, HONEST!" which makes me want to f-ing hurl. Andrew Breitbart was a lying whore when he was alive so I see no need to canonize him as a saint because he did too much cocaine last night. Did he die of a cocaine overdose? I have no idea - I'm just treating the story like Andrew would've. Bristol, back in the spotlight She is soooo her mother's daughter Link Lifetime has announced it has ordered Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp, a new reality series which will document Palin's life as a young single mother living with Linda Tripp. Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp will feature Bristol and Linda adjusting to life in Alaska where they will face challenges like not getting pregnant while attempting to maintain a strong relationship with her siblings, father Todd, and the Publicity Whore, herself, Sarah Palin. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Seeing the ads puts
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Russia upgrades Iran's radar Link Russia has upgraded a surveillance station it maintains in Syrian territory in order to provide Iran early warning of an Israeli attack, according to the Israeli security-related blog Debkafile. The surveillance station, located south of Damascus, had been able to monitor air traffic in Israel as far south as Tel Aviv, as well as northern Jordan and western Iraq. Since the upgrade, its range reportedly extends to all parts of Israel and Jordan and as far south as the northern part of Saudi Arabia. According to the report, Russia has introduced cutting-edge technology to the station and expanded its manpower. Russia has taken a firm stand against any military attack on Iran or any attempt to force Syrian President Bashar Assad to step down. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Andrew Breitbart, a pile of excrement? Tweeted on Aug 26th, 2009 ... the day
after Ted Kennedy passed away. "I'll shut my mouth for Carter. That's
just politics. RJ,
nomadic pillar Subject: Andrew Breitbart I saw where this individual passed away at 43. A sudden early death like this is usually a bad heart, or bad cocaine. That was the first thing I thought, too. I'm think Andrew Brietbart died from a bad cocaine overdose, perhaps illegally obtained from his homosexual lover? The heart attack that kills quickly is called the Widow Maker. You have 5 minutes to get on the operating table, otherwise, death is certain. Notables, Tim Russert, Darrell Kyle, Cardinals pitcher. Your basic Peruvian Marching Powder speeds up the heart rate, and quality and quantity are also death determining factors. Notables: too numerous to mention. Any thoughts on the "Over and Under" on which cause it will be? BSmasher Can you die from dishonesty? Probably not - the vulgar Pigboy is still alive. Subject: Andrew Breitbart found dead I guess he choked on an acorn. Minneapolis Matt the Pillar Subject: Andrew Breitbart I can't wait to see olbermann's take All the comments (I've read) were about 'what a great loss' "oh we are so sad..." bull sh!t good riddance to evil scum COrt Yeah, CNN is crying buckets over that scumbag. FOX is in mourning and Drudge wants to hang himself. Marty
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Blaming President Blameless
by Dittoette Charlotte Hays Link As expected, President Obama strode purposefully to the lectern at the University of Miami late last week and, solemnly surveying the crowd, took responsibility for skyrocketing gasoline prices that threaten our struggling recovery. Of course, that is not quite the way it went down. Shortly before the Florida speech, the Hill newspaper reported that the president was planning to “move aggressively this week to deflect blame for rising gas prices.” Mr. Obama deflecting blame? You don’t say. This must be the most blame-deflecting White House in our nation’s history. This is truly the Eddie Haskell presidency. (That's pure Pigboy.) For a while, President Blameless could shirk responsibility by pointing fingers at his predecessor. That got old, though I can’t say in a hurry. As late as last July, the White House sought to prove that Bush was still responsible for all the nation’s budget troubles. Atlantic magazine blogger Megan McArdle deliciously characterized this lame attempt at evading responsibility as “The duck starts here.” ha ha "The duck starts here." Very clever - think it'll get you even one vote? The poor bastards - this is all they have. Bush and tax cuts caused the economic wreck and the voters f-ing know it. Obama is doing what he can to dig America out of the giant hole and the voters f-ing know it. It sucks to be a Republican right now and the voters f-ing know it. But chin up, guys - you still have your hate. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Proving who is most conservative The Republican candidates are struggling to demonstrate who is the most conservative candidate. Who is willing to go all the way and stand out from the pack? Here's some ideas: They can make a YouTube video clubbing a baby seal to death. Promise to drill of oil in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. If a woman gets pregnant through rape she has to marry the rapist. Your employer can tell you where to go to church. Require women to have to get their husband's permission to get a drivers license. Close all public schools and colleges. No taxes at all for the top one percent. Criminalize birth control, solar energy, teaching science, labor unions, vaccines, and yoga. Require Atheists to go to church. If one of the Republicans took these positions they could win the primary. But might have a little trouble in the general elections. Mark Perkel Send e-mail to Bart President Rick Santorum - Seriously? by Izzy Woods Link Send e-mail to Bart Romney/Paul Money Trails Cross
Is this why they have a bromance? Consortiumnews.com Last week, it finally started to dawn on the slow-as-Stegosaurs media: Why is Ron Paul going so soft on Romney, his natural ideological opposite? Paul has been flaying every other candidate, particularly when that candidate threatens Romney’s front-runner status — why is Paul so protective over Romney? Does this point to some sort of alliance between the two? And if so, doesn’t that raise further disturbing questions about the supposed rock-solid-principles guiding Ron Paul’s campaign? You’d expect by now that the media – alerted to this “bizarre” alliance — might think that the answer to this riddle lies in finding a possible money trail linking the two campaigns’ interests together. This is politics after all. One of Ron Paul's official "coalitions" is with the Latter Day Saints, popularly known as the Mormons Naturally this hasn’t happened; but if the hacks did get around to following the money, they would very quickly stumble across one of the most blatantly bizarre factoids to emerge so far this primary season: Ron Paul’s SuperPAC, “Endorse Liberty,” is headquartered in Mitt Romney’s backyard: Salt Lake City, Utah. Moreover, the SuperPAC’s staff and founders include several former Romney/Huntsman supporters. Send e-mail to Bart Astrocat Check out the news and toons at
Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Subject: Your coverage of conflict in Syria
Bart, You are basing your coverage of events in Syria on imperialist propaganda. The violence there is managed by Nato. Nato death squads, consisting of homicidal fanatics of Al-Qaeda and other groups are being managed by operations centerd in Turkey. The Syrian army is defending the sovereignty of Syria from the onslaught of imperialist powers. Of course, the al-Assad family is a bunch of vicious thugs, but they are boy scouts compared to the Nato imperialists. The destabilization of Syria is a foreign interference. That’s really 90 percent of all there has ever been. This is not an indigenous rebellion. There is no uprising. There is no widespread political opposition willing to go all the way to fighting and killing. Don't belive me, Bart, but don't believe the corporate media either. Consider primary sources who have recently been in Syria and visited Homs: http://tarpley.net/2012/02/25/russia-china-confirm-boycott-of-natos-enemies-of-syria-conference-in-tunisia/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liXG_vm4jes&context=C3632bcfADOEgsToPDskJzcO5n_W24J9NwIO4IOLyJ Weniger Gottquatsch You're asking me to believe what seems like a wild story that was written by Webster G. Tarpley, a writer I've not had the privilege to read before, and then believe that the Obamas and the Clintons and every Democrat and Republican and every news network which includes the BBC, are all lying about the same false story the same false way. Subject: come on, Bart Bart, you're starting to sound like a Pubbie with the flip flopping on who we should and shouldn't go to war with. Flip flop? You have failed to make a case - or even list the crime. You are one page away from hypothesizing whether or not Syria has or will use WMD against its people and, dang it, we gotta invade! Elyk So, your answer is to let them all die? What if Assad goes after City #2, let them die, also? What if the list gets to 20 cities, you still holding steady on "let them all die?" And what if, after he murders 40 cities, you change your mind? What do we tell the families of the forty cities? "My bad?" Do you think a few unmanned drones would turn into "another Vietnam?" Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car
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