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Wednesday, February 29, 2012 Vol 2834 - Cleaning Homes
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"Rick, I'm sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up. But if it makes you feel any better, if JFK were alive today, knowing you were running for President would make him shit his pants.” -- Jon Stewart Send e-mail to Bart Assad moves in on Homs Will Obama continue to do nothing? Link Despite mounting diplomatic pressure for a cease-fire, the Syrian military continued its bombardment of opposition strongholds on Wednesday, a day after Hillary suggested that President Bashar al-Assad could be considered a war criminal for his relentless crackdown. News reports said a ground offensive by government forces may be under way, with forces loyal to Mr. Assad seeking to push into the beleaguered neighborhood of Baba Amr in the central city of Homs, which has been under near-constant attack for almost four weeks. The battered enclave has become an epicenter and symbol of resistance by hundreds of army defectors and thousands of civilians. The Associated Press quoted an unidentified Syrian official as saying Wednesday that the neighborhood would be “cleaned” within hours, suggesting that the authorities felt confident of crushing resistance. I'm sick. Send e-mail to Bart If you follow me on Twitter,
I'll send you an e-mail when each new issue goes up. Sen. Snowe, Rep. Drier to Retire Two proud GOP women call it a career Drier Rep. David Dreier (R-Fabulous, announced Wednesday he would not seek re-election. The UnOuted Congressman explained why he chose to make his announcement on the House floor. "First, this is where my fellow Californians sent me to represent them. Second, I am a proud institutionalist, and I believe that this institution is as great as it has ever been," he said. He did not say if his roommate would keep their apartment. Snowe Senator Olympia Snowe, one of the few sane Republicans in Congress, stunned both parties by announcing she will not seek re-election, complaining of partisan gridlock. Her decision complicates the Republican effort to wrest control of the Senate from the Democrats. Snowe lied and said that both parties are to blame for the gridlock that has plagued Congress and she expected no short-term improvement despite public disapproval ratings near 90 percent. "I think people are shocked by the Senate not being able to come together and to come up with solutions to the big problems," Snowe told Reuters outside her Senate office. So, Drier leaves what he calls "a great institution," but Snowe wants out of the sewer. I imagine the real reason they're stepping down is they know Obama's going to win. Whatever - makes things easier for the non-Nazis. Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Seeing the ads puts
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Obama & Gang are War Criminals by Dave Lindorff Link How then to explain the casual way that civilian and military leaders of the US and Israel are talking openly about plans and threats to attack Iran? Dave, chillax a little. "Talking openly" isn't a crime, neither is being casual. The supposed casus belli or justification for such an attack is that Iran, secretly plans to make an atomic bomb. That alleged threat, even if it were real, doesn’t even come close to constituting an “imminent” threat of attack of the kind which might justify a pre-emptive strike on Iran, as is being publicly contemplated and threatened by the US and Israel. The simple fact is that Obama, and his top generals and cabinet officers, are committing a war crime every time they threaten Iran with attack... Really? Some low level saber-rattling is a war crime? I think war crimes are war crimes and saber-rattling is saber-rattling. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Santorum's meaning bart, Maybe Santorum has a point. Maybe Democrats should go to college and Republicans can dig graves for all I f-ing care. Marty
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"Pray for us" say Syria rebels as army
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Prayer isn't much help against an invading army Link Heavy fighting raged near Homs on Wednesday after elite Syrian troops attacked the rebel-held bastion that has endured 25 days of siege and fierce bombardment, activists said. "Pray for the Free Syrian Army. Do not be miserly in your prayers for them," opponents of Assad said in a statement, as diplomats spoke of the feared 4th Armoured Division mounting a drive to "finish off" the rebels. The motley band of army deserters and desperate insurgents who call themselves the Farouq Brigade of the Free Syrian Army have sworn to fight to the last man, one activist from Baba Amro told Reuters. Others, though, had already made their escape from the shattered neighborhood. The 4th Armoured Division commanded by Maher al-Assad, the president's younger brother, has a reputation for ruthlessness burnished during the past year of revolt and forged in history. If this city gets wiped off the map, that will stain Obama's legacy forever. In the year 2060, when school kids visit his Library in Chicago, they might ask, "Why didn't President Obama do something to save those innocent people? Doing nothing is not always the best option. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: America is not run from Tel Aviv Israel wants to keep America out of the loop when it comes to its decision to attack Iran. But Israel expects America to back it up once it starts the war. So we're supposed to sit back and let Israel decide when America is going to war? I don't think so! If it were up to me if Israel attacks Iran without including us in the decision - they're on their own. Mark Perkel You can reach Marc at Marc@Perkel.com Send e-mail to Bart Happy
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Assange indictment drawn up He embarrassed a lot of blowhards... Link "We have a sealed indictment on Assange." Underlining the sensitivity of the information - apparently obtained from a US government source - he wrote "Pls protect" and "Not for Pub[lication]". On Monday, WikiLeaks began the release of more than 5 million leaked Stratfor emails which it said showed "how a private intelligence agency works, and how they target individuals for their corporate and government clients". The news that US prosecutors drew up a secret indictment against Mr Assange more than a year ago comes as the WikiLeaks founder awaits a British Supreme Court decision on his appeal against extradition to Sweden to be questioned in relation to sexual assault allegations. Mr Assange, who has not been charged with any offence in Sweden, fears extradition to Stockholm will open the way for his extradition to the US on possible espionage or conspiracy charges over WikiLeaks' publication of hundreds of thousands of leaked classified US reports. US army private Bradley Manning was last week committed to face court martial for 22 alleged offences including ''aiding the enemy'' by leaking classified US documents to WikiLeaks. Send e-mail to Bart Obama's Dow Hits 13,000
It was 6,000 and change under DMF Link The Dow finally reclaimed the ground it held before the carnage of the Bush bastards— bailouts, bank failures, layoffs by the million and a stock market panic that cut retirement savings in half. The Dow closed above 13,000 for the first time since May 19, 2008, almost four months before the fall of the Lehman Bros. investment bank triggered the worst of the financial crisis. The Dow finished at 13,005.12, up 23.61 points for the day. "People can see that the markets bounce back and are resilient over time," said Marc Scudillo, managing officer at Dewet, Phuckum and Howe, a financial advice company in Bridgewater, N.J. "That's a powerful message." That good news got Boner crying again. Thanks to the radicals and the Teabaggers, he knows he won't be Speaker much longer. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Bart, King of the Island Bart, you wrote: > If we lose this election to a man who hates science and education, > I'm starting a private island government somewhere - care to join me? > Of course, I would be King of the Island. Bart, I’m an anti-monarchist, but you are one of the few people I could tolerate as “King” (Nutjobs Peter King and Steve King don’t figure in the equation at all. I could not stand either as the figurehead.) Gene Gene, I forgot to mention you would have to surrender your wife and all female family members. All men would be banished from Bartcop Island. Send e-mail to Bart 'Monkees'
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Of course ticket sales are up – people can’t wait to see another defeat! Lamont Good point - I'll be watching for sure. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car
Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that is an Aston Martin DB9 Rapide Coupé8 Doug What a beauty is that yellow Aston Martin V8 Vantage! Graham PS…I am still right about that damn Caddy! Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Subject: fund-raising idea Some organizations collect dues from members in their birth month. Karen in Indiana Karen, thanks for that. Last Day for February and August folks - can you spare a donation? Don't forget,
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Link Subject: last issue's Food Mystery Link Bart, that's Danish fruit-stuffed pork roast. Melba the Cook Yesterday's (2/28) Mystery food dish is Blue lump crab cake, buttered brioche, crispy carrots and Creole beurre blanc, Steven M Send e-mail to Bart Solving Mysteries puts food on
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