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Tuesday, March 6, 2012 Vol 2837 - Train wreck Tuesday
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"Rush Limbaugh owns a Gulfstream 4 jet. he should get on it, go to Washington, take Sandra Fluke to lunch and say, ‘Look, I’m sorry I said this stuff,’ and never do it again, period. Now, he’s an insincere pig, pill-popping pinhead.” -- Don f-ing Imus, of all people Link Send e-mail to Bart If you follow me on Twitter,
I'll send you an e-mail when each new issue goes up. Super-Tuesday, Close in OH, Newt in GA Link Two final polls in Ohio and Georgia provide political junkies with more to chew on, but largely confirming what other surveys have been telling us: Ohio remains a very close contest between Willard and Man-on-Dog, while Newt should win his home state of Georgia. Meanwhile, two polls in Tennessee both show support for Gingrich rising while Santorum's margin against Romney shrinks, setting up the possibility of a close three-way finish in that state. In Ohio, the new CNN/Time poll shows Romney and Santorum tied at 32 percent, followed by Gingrich at 14 percent and Ron Paul at 11 percent. So, like all year, they're going to split the vote and the delegates. Maybe it'll get exciting when Obama starts to kick GOP ass. Is this the end for Pigboy? Fleeing advertsisers now up to twelve Link The vulgar Pigboy once again has livced up to his name. He offered more contrition Monday for his vile and disgusting comments about an innocent Georgetown law student, but the sick bastard continued to lose advertisers as a result of outrage over his characterization of the woman as a “slut” and a “prostitute.” “Those two words were inappropriate and uncalled for,” Limbaugh said Monday. “They distracted from the point I was actually trying to make and again I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for using those two words.” The clueless shithead pretends he doesn't quite understand what the furor is about. Yes, he called an innocent woman a slut and a prostitute, but that wasn't the worst part. The worst part is Rush said, because "we" were paying for Fluke to have sex, she owed us a video of her doing it and he said she was "insatiabl;e" and had to hace sex "ll the time." The part I don't get is - Rush has been a vulgar Pigboy and a Lying Nazi whore for DECADES. How is it that people are just now figuring this out? And a standing O shot of Chinaco for Sandra Flike, who's handled this like a professional. When she'd heard what the vulgar Pigboy said, she didn't cry or turn into a mouse. She said something like, "Historically, men have used language like that to silence women..." Then when the vulgar bastard "apologized," she said, "It doesn't mean much when he says he 's sorry as his advertisers are pressuring him by walking away from his radio show." I said 10-15 years ago that the Democrats need to all use the same language, that Rush IS the GOP, that whatever Rush says is what all Republicans think, but nobody listened to me then (or now.) Had they done that, and elevated the vulgar Pigboy to Head of the GOP status, the GOP ship would be sinking even faster than it is today. Politics is so f-ing easy, fourth graders can figure it out. Trouble is, our Democrats are mostly second graders. When is it a good idea to take advice from a moron with an IQ of 64? When you're a moron with an IQ of 50. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Mr. Limbaugh's recent comments went beyond political discourse to a personal attack and do not reflect our values as a company. As such, ProFlowers has suspended advertising with Rush." -- Pro-Flowers.com, dropping the Nazi gasbag from their ad roster, Link The best part about twelve (so far) sponsors dropping him? It means that the companies that stayed don't care about women. Every company that stands with the Pigboy now is saying, "Screw women, they're mostly sluts and prostitutes, anyway. We don't care how much Rush hates these second-class citizens." Note: Newt's Super-PAC says they're staying with Rush, which figures, since Newt has a long history of dumping used wives for younger, hotter bitches. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Seeing the ads puts
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Open letter to GOP Cowards ostroyreport.com Then, if that wasn't enough, while everyone wants to hear about jobs, you guys go off on a non-stop tangent over religion, gay marriage, abortion and contraception. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people!? You never learn. You simply can't help yourselves, can you? As your car is once again careening off a cliff you're still screaming about the evil of birth control and sex. This from a party with myriad mistresses and sensational sex scandals. Lastly, you let your spiritual leader Rush Limbaugh make outrageously misogynistic remarks --comments that attack an entire gender and offend all thinking people--with relative impunity. Not one of you running for president repudiates or condemns these despicable slurs or makes any attempt to distance yourself from this vile sexist pig. It's as if you're all happy that he's saying all the nasty crap you guys really wanna say yourself but can't. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness See
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Romney gets an endorsement. Subject: Rush Limbaugh reflects conservative views about women Rush Limbaugh is now apologizing for calling a Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke a slut and a prostitute because she testified in favor of requiring heath insurance companies to cover birth control. Calling her a "feminazi" Rush added that "We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch." Rush is now apologizing. Rush says, "I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke." Most people don't believe him but I do. It wasn't a personal attack on Ms. Fluke. That's the way Rush feels about all women who use birth control. And Rush is saying what Republican men are thinking. That's why he remains so popular among his conservative listeners. Mark Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Dupont and the evil Weed by Nelson Johnson Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes
"Really internet? You're in a tizzy over ScarJo showing her tits in a new movie while Syria’s on fire & the GOP hates uteruses? FOCUS!!" -- Kathy Griffin, in a tweet Send e-mail to Bart Astrocat Check out the news and toons at
Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Subject: Breitbart Bart, An enraged, out-of-control extremist like Breitbart deserves no canonization. It was truly disgusting how micro-managed the HuffPo comment boards were post-mortem, too. After reading those nicey-nice stories about how "passionate" and "committed" the guy was, and all of the glowing posts afterward, one would be tempted to conclude that he was universally applauded by HuffPo readers. The most constructive thing that could be mustered about the guy is that he died at 43, but looked 10 years older. Obviously, being a font of irrational hatred and rage does a body good . . . not! Blaise in San Diego, If you think about it, Breitbart's biggest success was locating and identifying Anthony Weiner's penis. And then he bit into that penis and held on like a pit bull. Subject: Liar Andrew Breitbart Looks like we may yet find out what Beastfart was up to, http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/03/andrew-breitbart-death-review-coroner.html Another take on the Gaz lead story today..... What was really absurd was a JUDGE saying he used POOR JUDGEMENT http://www.mediaite.com/online/federal-judge-caught-emailing-racist-bestiality-themed-joke-about-president-obama/ And how'bout that Andy Breitbart, You goin' to the funeral? Frank F What kills me is this piece-of-shit bastard was CAUGHT lying and cheating and the GOP STILL sees him as some kind of hero. I guess that's what happens in a mindset where Reagan and Der Monkey Fuhrer are seen as brave and intelligent, forward-looking war heroes. Send e-mail to Bart How Obama screwed-up Poker
If he could just learn to leave things alone... Link Obama's Justice Department filed claims that suggest I was associating with Ponzi schemers. Named in the complaint are Howard Lederer and Chris Ferguson, two of poker’s biggest names. Unfortunately, the same Justice Department that is bringing these charges is the one responsible for driving online poker underground and forcing it to commit, as it would appear, massive fraud — stealing more than $300 million from its players. And some of the blame lies on Obama‘s desk, where a bill to legalize and regulate online poker has been sitting, waiting to be inserted into must-pass legislation by any Democrat at his command, since his inauguration. Obama — himself a poker player — voiced support for online poker during the 2008 campaign, yet has not only failed to act on its legalization but has directed his Justice Department to crack down on poker. In being forced underground, online poker sites like Full Tilt were led to engage in the creative accounting that resulted in Tuesday’s Ponzi claims. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car
Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that is a 1954 Buick Wildcat II concept car. The body was fiberglass. It rode on a 100-inch wheelbase. Only 40.2-inches high with top up, the sexy two-seater featured Roto-Static, and later wire wheels, cutaway louvered front fenders, prominent 'Dagmar' style front bumper guards, Ventiports, a Panoramic windscreen and prominent twin swiveling headlights, mounted alongside the windscreen. The engine was a 322 cubic-inch 220 bhp Buick V8 with four side-draft carburetors and dual exhausts that protruded from the lower edge of the rear body panel. If you don't know what "Dagmar" bumpers are, here's a picture of Dagmar, the first prominent woman TV personality from the early 50s. Redlake Send e-mail to Bart Subject: fund-raising idea Some organizations collect dues from members in their birth month. Karen in Indiana Karen, thanks for that. Born in for March or Sept folks - can you spare a donation? Don't forget,
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