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Wednesday, March 7, 2012 Vol 2838 - Muffle box
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I'll send you an e-mail when each new issue goes up. Romney Wins Ohio - barely Link Moderate, secular and well-educated people propelled Mitt Romney to victory in Ohio. Rick Santorum drew robust support from the state's most ardent conservatives and eked out a modest margin among the working class, whom he has targeted in his drive to slow Romney's march toward the GOP nomination. Ohio was the most closely watched of the 10 states holding Super Tuesday presidential contests. With many viewing it as one of Santorum's best chances of emerging as the singular challenger to Romney, the two men essentially carved the state's party into competing ideological halves. In two states where Santorum triumphed, Oklahoma and Tennessee, Santorum was buoyed by voters who said their choices were influenced by religion, the exit polls showed. They say Man-on-Dog would've won Ohio - if Catholics had voted for him. Maybe Ohio Catholics don't want President Santorum making birth control illegal. The dumbass had to go shoot his mouth off about how much he hated JFK and the church-state seperation that keeps religion from being hijacked by radicals like him. Plus, where were those buttinski Catholic bishops? They say, "You're not allowed to vote for Obama," but why don't they insist that all good Catholics need to vote for a Catholic running for president? And Romney - what a nut! He barely won his home state and barely won Ohio. Truth is, MOST Republicans just don't like the bastard, yet all these phoney polls claim Romney is beating Obama - that's bullshit. If Romney can't even get Rethugs to vote for him, how's he going to get Democrats and independents? This reminds me of the anti-American Idol site VoteForTheWorst.com where every week, they vote on the person who's the most terrible. Is that what Republicans are doing? Voting for anyone who's not Romney? And look at Virginia, where Newt and Santorum weren't on the ballot: Romney only got 60 percent in a two-man race. Trust me, Romney can't win in November. And if Willard's Super-PAC spends $250M on negative ads, the public will hate him even more and Obama will win 90 states. Liar and Whore claimed "damaging video" Brietbart told a lie just before he died which means he's in Hell for sure if he died with sin on his soul "I'm a lying whore - I have no video damaging to Obama." Video If he has some kind of video, you can bet it's doctored footage. That's how this lying whore got famous - by lying with videotape. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Rush Limbaugh is no different than Bill Maher. Bill Maher and Rush Limbaugh use the same language. When people like Rush Limbaugh and Bill Maher..." -- whore CNN, making Rush feel a lot better about being racist pig Fuck you, CNN - they're not the same. The vulgar Pigboy gets off on ridiculing minorities to please the millions of racist pigs in America. Speaking of racist pigs, did you see Dennis Miller on Hawaii 5-0? Just days before Rush slurred that college student, Dennis Miller played a racist, radio blowhard Pigboy-wannabe who was such a disgusting prick, someone puit a bomb in his DJ console so the next time he hit the "BOOM" button he blew himself up. Dennis Miller once had the best job in television - Bill Maher's current job. But then he fell in love with Der Monkey Fuhrer and he turned into a lying, Nazi whore and his career turned to such shit, the only places he can find work is on unfunny Jay Leno's show and FOX News will sometimes have him on... Last I heard, Miller was touring with, swear to Koresh, Sean Hannity. Does anybody know? When Hitler gave speeches, did he have a comic open for him? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Seeing the ads puts
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Subject: Your boss chooses your health care? Seriously? It just blows my mind that the Republicans thing the your employer should get to choose what kind of medical coverage you should get based on the boss's religious or moral beliefs. Does one have to defer one's own religion or morality to your boss? I can't believe they are actually proposing it. What if your boss is a Jehovah's Witness? Should you be denied a blood transfusion? What if your boss is an Orthodox Jew? Does that mean you can't go to the doctor of Saturday? What if your boss is morally against vaccines? No vaccination coverage for your children? And your boss gets to determine if you get birth control coverage? Give me a break! I'm beginning to think that this is all a distraction so that we don't focus on the fact that Republicans caused this depression are currently in and they want to distract us so we don't remember they are the party of Bush. Every day they become more and more ridiculous. Mark Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Dennis Kucinich Loses in Ohio Link Kucinich was defeated by a fellow Democratic incumbent on Tuesday. Kucinich, 65, lost to Marcy Kaptur, the longest serving woman in Congress, who touted her influence as a senior member of the powerful committee that decides on government spending. In November, Kaptur will face "Joe the Handjob Plumber." He gained national attention in the 2008 presidential race because the whore press was looking for a stupid story. Send e-mail to Bart TSA Scanners are worthless
Video They have you face the scanner head-on. If you have a weapon on your stomach on your back, they'll see it. But if you have it on your side, like under your arm, they're blind. Watch the video - then get scared. Thanks to Craig, who always sends good stuff. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Is this the end for Pigboy? Hoping we will see Ms. Fluke running for office soon. We could use that kind of spine. -Mark CA That kind of spine is so rare because so many Democrats believe fighting is wrong. Send e-mail to Bart Astrocat You won't believe these pictures... Check out the news and toons at
Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Racist Santorum about to get hot? The South is next, and Rick loves southern racists Link Over the next few days, Santorum will devote much of his resources to the Southern contests. He plans to hold a series of events in Alabama, Mississippi and Texas after a stop in Kansas, and will run some television ads in Alabama. Romney has yet to win a Southern contest this cycle--unless you count Florida, a state where the farther south you go, the more Northern it gets--and Santorum is looking to the region as his greatest hope of bringing down the front-runner. The South is a racist's dream come true, but there's just one problem, and it involves a cheerful Georgian named Newt. Right now, Newt is splitting the racist vote away from the racist Man-on-Dog. If Newt got out, the hard-right racists would flock to the unrepentant Gay Basher. With Newt still in, he's ushering the man he hates most into the nomination. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Breitbart Bart, to paraphrase the great Bette Davis . . . Never say anything about the dead unless it's good. Andrew Breitbart is dead. Good. Steven B Bart, I, for one, am sorry about Breitbart's sudden death. It should have been a long, lingering, agonizingly painful death. Steve W Breitbart wasn't loved by people named Steve. Send e-mail to Bart Newt, step down, back Santorum
says Richard Viguerie of conservativeHQ Link In the aftermath of Super Tuesday two things are clear: ‘not Mitt Romney’ is still getting the most votes in Republican nominating contests and Newt Gingrich holds the key to nominating a conservative Republican candidate for President. Looking at last night’s numbers, it has become increasing clear that the former Speaker can either be a kingmaker or a spoiler, because, to unite conservatives, Gingrich would have to suspend his campaign and endorse Rick Santorum for President. But Newt has a sugar daddy who claims he might give hin $100M. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car
Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that is a 1956 Chrysler 300B. What a beauty! This could be the Troy Trepanier 2009 custom build repainted from its original salmon 2-tone, but that's a guess. Britton Send e-mail to Bart Did they arrest the vulgar Pigboy?
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