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Thurs-Friday, March 15-16, 2012 Vol 2843 - Bum-puzzled
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"McCain and Palin should drop to their knees and thank everybody involved in making "Game Change" for their kindness." -- Jim Emerson, SunTimes.com Link You mean it could've been worse? Sarah Palin not knowing Germany was "deep" into WWII is mind-boggling. She also thought Saddam hit us on 9-11, but lots of people do, because the Democrats, for many years, have had a phobia about listing the damn facts. Right now, 85% of Alabama and Mississippi think Obama is a Muslin! Send e-mail to Bart If you follow 'Bartcop' on Twitter/Facebook
I'll send you a tweet/Facebook message when each new issue goes up. Romney: Kill Planned Parenthood Is he trying to lose this nomination? Link Willard the Rat was denounced by Democrats and women's health groups yesterday after saying he would "get rid of" Planned Parenthood if he becomes president. "Of course you get rid of Obamacare, that's the easy one, but there are others," he said in response to a question about cutting the deficit. "Planned Parenthood, we're going to get rid of that." A Romney aide later insisted that The Rat misspoke, which isn't true. Romney wants to get the splash for throwing the red meat, but then he gets to say "I didn't mean any of that" once the cameras are turned off. Romney's comments "show how low he is willing to go to pander to the most extreme elements of the Republican base," said an Obama campaign official. "Planned Parenthood is a vital health-care provider for millions of American women, giving them affordable access to life-saving services like mammograms and cervical cancer screenings." I'm guessing Romney read that headline that they were losing women 77/23. I guess he wants to see if he can get an 80% disapprobal from women? Note: Women make up the largest voting block in America. Good point - they will outlaw birth control. If you want a dozen kids, vote Republican Quotes "Santorum said visiting Rush Limbaugh’s hometown is like visiting Mecca. OMG RICK SANTORUM IS A MUSLIM! I KNEW IT!!! - Kathy Griffin, in a Tweet Subject: Israel should sign nuclear non-proliferation treaty Marc, Do
facts matter to Teabaggers?
Thanks to the Intrepid Journalist Pigboy loses US Army ads Fleeing ad buyers now at 140.... Link Responding to mounting pressure from veterans groups, the U.S. Army confirmed that they would be joining at least 140 other advertisers in pulling their support from Pigboy's hate show. As ThinkProgress reported on Monday, a memo circulated by Premiere Radio Networks included a list of 141 advertisers that requested their spots be pulled from the show after Pigboy's "slut" tirade. The Army is on that list. However, Armed Forces Radio continues to air the show. Veterans groups and Sen. Carl Levin (D-MI) are urging the Pentagon to drop Limbaugh. Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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Do you speak Snake Handlin'? So, I'm here in K-Drag, sitting behind a van at a red light. The van was from one of those snake handling Okie churches and it had a bumper sticker that said. Obama can't Gymkhana I've been an Okie since 1976, and I speak some snake handlin' but this was a new one of me. Anyone know what that means? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: "...and they want Holder fired over a handful of guns?" Bart, they should fire Eric
Holder because he I agree - unless he was following Obama's durect orders. Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Willard's Dog-on-Roof story Like Cheney, it just won't f-ing die... Link It happened more than a quarter century ago, at the start of a Romney family summer vacation. But the tale of Seamus, the Irish setter who got sick while riding 12 hours on the roof of Willard's faux-wood-paneled station wagon, is ballooning into a narrative of epic proportions. It has come to characterize the candidate — and not in the favorable way Tagg Romney (who?) hoped for when he first talked in 2007 about his family’s annual road trips. Letterman has been giving the dog near-nightly shout-outs. Gail Collins has mentioned Seamus in at least 50 columns. On Wednesday, a Man-on-Dog advisor injected the Dog-on-Roof story into the already bitter race. John Brabender said, “Quite frankly, I’m not sure I’m going to listen to the value judgment of a guy who strapped his dog to the top of the roof of his car and went hurling down the highway.” ha ha Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude Link Subject: Re: Leave Rush Alone! Thanks, they send me
pennies...
Blago heads off to Prison They
made an example out of
him...
Link Rod Blagojevich is headed to a prison outside Denver to begin his 14-year prison term on corruption charges. He must report to the prison 2 p.m. Thursday. Jurors convicted Blagojevich on 18 counts, including charges that he tried to sell something of great value that he couldn't use, but that had fallen into his hands. He will be the state's second former governor currently in federal prison. If Blago is so crooked, if the state of Illinois is so crooked, why couldn't they get Blago on some kind of real crime? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Who's left as Rush Limbaugh advertisers? Bart - I have a question. Who's left advertising on Rush's show? I read on your website that they're doing a lot of PSA's these days, but there have to be some advertisers left. I'm very good at conducting my own little boycotts. It's a skill I inherited from my grandfather, who held grudges for more than 50 years. ha ha Any help would be appreciated, since I cannot listen to Rush's show. (I have listened to 10 minutes - 10 times at 60 seconds each. After a minute, I'm usually screaming at the radio.) Thanks! Mary Beth Mary Beth, good question. Maybe someone will write in with answers. Send e-mail to Bart Astrocat Check out the news and toons at
Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Subject: gas prices Sorry to confuse and confound
the rabid anti-Obama Republidunces I have an idea for Obama - it
solves everything and it's free,
Send
e-mail to Bartso of course, the Democrats would never consider using this strategery. Idea: Obama explains - as the economy gets better, demand for oil goes UP. Rising gas prices is PROOF that things are getting better. More people are getting hired, more deliveries are taking place. Rising gas prices is PROOF that the Bush recession is slowly fading away. More people are getting hired, more people are driving to work. Rising gas prices is PROOF that more jobs are just around the corner. More people are getting hired, more cars are being purchased that need gas. Rising gas prices is PROOF that the big banks are on more solid ground now. Rising gas prices is PROOF that America is back. Why doesn't he tell them that? It has the added bonus of being TRUE. Premier Toonist
Wolf Grulkey
is running for congress
Quotes "Sarah Palin is asking to debate President Obama. I hope this occurs now that "An Idiot Abroad" is over and I already miss Karl Pilkington. -- SolitaireRose, in a tweet Send e-mail to Bart GOP Freak Show hits Cali
by Jane Stillwater Link Now that my state is about to be invaded by the Republican circus, the only advice I can offer California voters right now is, "Shelter in place!" But as the GOP electoral freak show prepares to hit the Golden State really hard between now and our June 5 primary election, there is clearly going to be no place to hide. Not only are we here in California going to have to endure the same electoral horrors that Ohio, New Hampshire, Indiana, etc. have already been forced to suffer through, but, because of California's crucial role in choosing a final Repub candidate in Tampa, there's going to be even more of that sideshow kind of creepiness here. Imagine sitting down to relax and spend a peaceful evening watching "Survivor" or "Dancing With the Stars" after a long hard day at work -- and having to suffer through thousands of commercials featuring Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney instead. Nightmare on Sunset Boulevard! That's one advantage to living in a GOP Hellhole like Oklahoma. Oklahoma is so hopelessly right-wing, they run very few TV ads here. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Donation Bart, I just sent a small donation through PayPal. I just wanted you to know how much I appreciate all of the wisdom and humor you've provided to me over many years. I especially remember your resolve 4 years ago in supporting Hillary over Barack. I was one of the many who were on the other side and it didn't take long to realize that you had been right. However, you then did the right thing and got behind the guy we ended up with...some of my former friends did not make that transition. Keep on swinging. Richard in New Braunfels P.S. Tomorrow is my birthday Richard, Happy Birthday. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car
Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, thanks for posting that super muscle car photo of the 1969 Dodge Charger Daytona. That thing had a 440 Hemi; no wonder it needed that wing to hold it down! Graham Send e-mail to Bart Born in March
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Link Subject: last issue's Food Mystery Link Bart, it's almost lunchtime and your picture of Borscht is making me hungry! Graham Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link We need more Greatness stories
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Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is the Talmadge Bridge, Savannah, GA. Mark Mark wins the car!!! Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is Mario Andretti, of Indy car racing fame - and father and grandfather of more racers. Sooz Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation If some rich Democrat could throw $5,000-$10,000 my way it would sure take the pressure off for the upcoming political season. I hate to spend so much time every day trying to raise money. In some cities this week, papers moved Doonesbury off the cartoon pages and onto the editorial pages which probably means fewer viewings. What these newspapers are saying is the new legal-state-forced-rape laws the Teabaggers installed are so fucking outrageous, we don't think people actually want to face the facts about their reality. If the GOP's new legal-state-forced-rape laws are that dispicable, maybe those laws should be repealed? iCarly's Victoria Justice Check out 780 sexy, tasteful photos of Victoria Justice in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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