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Wednesday, March 14, 2012 Vol 2842 - Poodle extraction
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"It makes her a slut, right … a prostitute ... Miss Fluke, and the rest of you Feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives ... we want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.” -- the most vulgar Pigboy in America Think about it - Rush doesn't even like girls. He doesn't really want to see Sandra Fluke naked, no there's no carnal desire here at all. He just wants to see her humiliated, like "they" humiliated him for all these decades. Now that he has money, the vulgar Pigboy can get even with ALL of them! Now that he has $400M, he can get any woman he wants - temporarily. Some low self-esteem GOP women are willing to sell themselves for a $10M, ten-year deal, but like Marta, the SECOND that ten years is up, they are gone like f-ing Donkey Kong. Send e-mail to Bart If you follow me on Twitter,
I'll send you an e-mail when each new issue goes up. South: Outlaw birth control Will the North save women from Santorum? "American women must have 12 kids" Link Rick Man-on-dog Santorum won the Alabama and Mississippi primaries on Tuesday, overcoming the hapless Romney and Moon colonizer Gingrich on a night that amplified Santorum's argument that the Republican nominating fight is becoming a two-man race with Mr. Romney. The triumphs by Santorum strengthened his candidacy as the Republican campaign rolls into a state-by-state battle for delegates. An aggressive push by Romney failed and he finished third in both states. So, the loooong plodding continues. Everyone hates Romney - but he's going to win for sure? Quotes "'I saw my father march with Martin Luther King.'' - Willard Romney, who had to admit he made it all up, Link Subject: Patricia Heaton Wow, Patricia Heaton was
despicable in those tweets against Ms. Fluke. In a way, it's not her fault. She's hard-core Republican, hard-core Republicans hate woman, ergo, ipso facto, she hates women. Do
facts matter to Teabaggers?
Thanks to the Intrepid Journalist Santorum: Science is Lying Stop it before it kills again Link Rick Santorum told attendees at the Gulf Coast Energy Summit in Mississippi to trust his judgment on the environment, climate change is a liberal myth. "The dangers of carbon dioxide? Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is," Santorum said, according to the Whore AP. Seriously, Rick? Do you hate science that much? If Santorum gets the nomination, don't you think other counties would form Super-PAC to run ads against him? After eight years of Der Monkey Fuhrer, the last thing this planet needs out of America is more leadership from the religiously insane. Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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Cheney Chickenhawk Coward Link Dick Cheney has cancelled an April appearance in Toronto citing concerns Canada is too dangerous. "He felt that in Canada the risk of violent protest was simply too high," said Ryan Ruppert, some dude who had booked the war criminal for an April 24 appearance at the Toronto Convention Centre. In September, Mr. Cheney was speaking at a private club in Vancouver when protesters massed outside the front door harassing ticket holders and in one instance, choking a security guard. The war criminal inside the building for more than seven hours as Vancouver Police in riot gear dispersed the demonstrators. "God forbid there was ever an emergency," said Ruppert, noting Cheney's history of heart problems. How many "little people" did Cheney send into harm's way, over one million? And he can't go to Toronto because those "dangerous" protesters might be there with their "dangerous" signs waving "dangerously?" Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Leon and his sandwich Bart, here's a link to Leon
offering Barney his sandwich. Yvette
Yvette, thanks for that - it still makes
me laugh. Little Leon holds his sandwich so
high :) Send e-mail to Bart Marty
has
new stuff every
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Why wasn't Pigboy Suspended? KFI's John & Ken got 7 Days Suspended Link The vulgar Pigboy's continuing battle with his critics over his mean-spirited attack on a law student has focused largely on several dozen advertisers reported to have pulled away from his radio show. There has been no serious talk at Premiere Radio Networks — Pigboy's syndicator — about suspending or otherwise disciplining America’s most vulgar shock jock. That's what Premiere management has said. But that might seem like an unlikely position for the outfit to stake out so unequivocally, since Premiere is a subsidiary of Clear Channel and they just last month suspended John and Ken for calling the late Whitney Houston a “crack ho.” KFI carries both Limbaugh and John & Ken. The acerbic duo missed seven programs in late February when the Los Angeles station called them out for what management called “insensitive and inappropriate comments.” Kobylt and Chiampou apologized to their listeners and to Houston's family both before and after their suspension. Clearly, the vulgar Pigboy brings in (brought in?) more money than nobody-ever-heard-of John & Ken so Premier creates this double standard to keep those the Niagara of white-power dollars rolling in. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Montana gaining on Oklahoma Prison Allows Playboy Magazine "The sheriff said he could think of no rational reason for that policy to be in place..." Steve in MT I can think of several rational reasons. Maybe there'd be less prison rape if the inmates had "an outlet." All that raging testosterone has to go somewhere, might as well control it. Plus, I can see it as a great motivational tool. "If there's no violence for a week, you all get a Playboy Magazine." But then, the common-sense saving of lives means nothing when we risk upsetting our quick-to-anger vengeful God. See
more at http://mariopiperni.com
Sarah Palin Nude Link Subject: You can reach Marc directly at... LOL Lee Hey, I've lost enough friends. I can't afford, literally, to lose any more. Send e-mail to Bart But isn't the biggest problem that we can't control our past? America loves guns and that's not going to change. America bought over 10 million new guns last year, mostly becuase there's a Black man in the White House That's 100 million new guns in the last decade and they want Holder fired because a handful of guns went to Mexico? GOP losing debate 77/23
Will birth control destroy the White Party? Link Americans overwhelmingly regard the debate over Obama’s policy on employer-provided contraceptive coverage as a matter of women’s health, not religious freedom, rejecting the GOP's rationale for opposing the rule. 77 % say the topic shouldn’t even be a part of the U.S. political debate. More than six in 10 respondents to a Bloomberg National Poll -- 70 percent of women -- say the issue involves health care and access to birth control, according to the survey taken March 8-11. . That conflicts with GOP handjobs Santorum and Romney, who say Obama is violating religious freedom by requiring employers -- including those with religious objections to birth control -- to provide a way for women to obtain contraceptive coverage as part of their insurance plans. The results suggest the GOP is out of sync with the U.S. public. Yet the whore media tells us Romney could beat Obama in November? Really? Are you going to deny women the right to vote? How else could the Birth Controllers win? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Radio Free Oz Bart, thanks for the information on the passing of Peter Bergman of The Firesign Theater and Radio Free Oz. When it started in LA back in the mid-60s, it was very radical humor, very funny and very irreverent. They were first on KRLA (one of the top AM stations in LA and very much a Beatles station) but then in ‘68, moved to the then-new format on FM radio (KMET ... great station in LA). Man, FM radio changed the world, you could hear songs that lasted 15 minutes and suddenly, Radio Free Oz was in it’s element. A lot of consciousness was raised around that time. ducks Send e-mail to Bart Sad
news...
Peter Bergman, a founding member of the Firesign Theatre and the driving force behind Radio Free Oz in all its incarnations, passed away March 9, 2012. http://www.radiofreeoz.com Astrocat will return tommoro Check out the news and toons at
Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Subject: Drug policy Hey Bart, Two things: Plus, they should make that
clear
when they make the arrest, Now,
it is my personal belief that the whole prohibition thing needs to end
-- Koresh help me, I
know
there are tons of things that need to be done, and this nonsense is of
the lowest priority, Slight disagreement - Obama
has stepped up the pot raids.
Send
e-mail to BartBush mostly turned his head and let sleeping dogs lie, which was a win-win situation for him. Obama decided it was time to get tough on smokers (and poker players) while insisting that we "look forward" when it comes to massives crimes that bankrupted millions of families. Where is his head? Subject: Bart, I have a scoop for you Bart, if you're reading this, it means the GOP has finally silenced. I instructed my attorney to forward you this in the event of my death. I found out Rick Santorum was visiting gay fetish-dungeons and I have the proof. When I told Santorum I'd need a cabinet position to keep quiet about this, he threatened to have me killed - said he could make it look like a heart attack but nobody will buy that because I'm in really great shape. Run with this Bart, and don't worry, *I* will vouch for this myself. It's not Photoshopped ot nothin' Andrew Brietbart Send e-mail to Bart Why do they hate Romney?
How many reasons do they need? Link Willard's losses in Alabama and Mississippi underscore a stark reality: Nonody wants him. And that lingering conservative dissatisfaction — on display Tuesday night — threatens to follow Romney into battle against Obama, whose ability to inspire his base is not in question. Romney's huge lead seemed forgotten for a night as Rick Santorum reveled in twin victories handed to him by conservatives and evangelicals who dominate the Republican electorate in the party's only remaining regional stronghold — the South. Santorum's success and Romney's failure exposed deep divisions within a party torn between a base that's looking for sheer Nazi-pig-ism and the rest of the party, which is looking for a nominee able to beat Obama. Tuesday's outcomes also virtually ensure the increasingly nasty slog toward the nomination will occupy Romney's time, energy and money when he'd rather be focused solely on the general election, and Obama. "We will compete everywhere," an inspired Santorum said to Willard's great chagrin. Well, this is just about as much fun as you can have in politics. The rabid dogs feed on each other while Obama watches and observes. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: pot policy There is a lot of money spent to keep pot illegal, by the big growers who fear that legalization will cost them a huge market. Follow the money? Tommy Jax Do you mean we should search for Obama's donors and see who's paying him off to break his promise? Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car
Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that car remains unidentified. Should we stick to Mustangs and Camaros? Are we growing tired of the Mystery Cars? What Mysteries should we get rid of? Send e-mail to Bart Born in March or Sept - can you spare a donation? You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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Link Subject: last issue's Food Mystery Link Bart, that's Manhattan clam chowder - Manhattan since it has tomatoes. Sooz Sooz, so far, you're the only one to get it exactly right. Whoops, Rick P also got it right. So did St. George Steve. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link We need more Greatness stories Subject: Bart, I have a scoop for you Bart, if you're reading this, it means the GOP has finally silenced. I instructed my attorney to forward you this in the event of my death. I found out Sarah Palin was a poll dancer at the Wasilla Suds & Jugs, a place for college kids to do their laundry for two years in the nineties. and I have the proof. My investigation turned up the fact that she'd do the deed for laundry change. When I told Palin I'd need a cabinet position to keep quiet about this, she threatened to have me killed - said she could make it look like a heart attack but nobody will buy that because I'm in really great shape. Run with this Bart, and don't worry, *I* will vouch for this myself. It's not Photoshopped ot nothin' Andrew Brietbart Send e-mail to Bart Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City looks like it might be Philadelphia, MJH That was a tough one - MJH wins the car!!! Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is Nikola Tesla. Bobby Sac, Orlando I heard rumors he was AC/DC... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation If some rich Democrat could throw $10,000-$20,000 my way it would sure take the pressure off for the upcoming political season. I hate to spend so much time every day trying to raise money. Psyche's Rachel Leigh Cook Check out over 160 sexy, tasteful photos of Rachel Leigh Cook in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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