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Weekend-Monday, March 17-19, 2012 Vol 2844 - Bad juju
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"I listened to Rush for a loooong time yesterday. I counted 88 commercials. Of them, 76 were public service annoucements - he's lost all his advertisers. I have a feeling they took their phones off the hook to prevent ad buyers from calling in to say, 'Take my commercials off your airwaves.' " -- Howard Stern's producer, Baba Booey That Premier Network memo we saw - it said their advertisers wanted off of Glenn Beck, Savage and Hannity, too - are they having problems similar to Pigboy? Are we witnessing the end of hate radio in America? Send e-mail to Bart If you follow 'Bartcop' on Twitter/Facebook
I'll send you a tweet/Facebook message when each new issue goes up. Pigboy is now sponsor-free Syndicator "suspended" ads for two weeks but what happens when the two weeks is up? Link Should Pigboy move to Satellite Radio? He could be as hateful and racist as he wants there Link I will not go to satellie radio by the racist, vulgar Pigboy Link I can't do it. I have 800 radio stations here and I can't cannibalize them. They've made me who I am. They've stuck with me for eight and a half years, almost 19 now, and to just abandon them? But Pigboy, they had to abandon you because you're so racist and so hateful. So the real question is, would satellite radio hire your racist, vulgar ass? Have you heard about this? Trayvon was walking to the store and some gun-happy Rethug saw him "walking while Black" so he called the cops, said the kid "was acting suspicious," then he shot him - dead. In Florida. if you "think your life is in danger," you're OK to open fire on whatever Black guy is scaring you. Link Quotes "Here we are in this town, young and old, celebrating a sense of freedom that was Woody's legacy. So rumble, young musicians, rumble. Open your ears and open your hearts. Don't take yourself too seriously and take yourself as seriously as death itself. Don't worry. Worry your ass off. Have ironclad confidence, but doubt. It keeps you awake and alert. ... And when you walk on stage tonight to bring the noise, treat it like it's all we have. And then remember it's only rock 'n' roll." - Springtseen, giving a noon speech at SXSW Link Subject: Scalia rewrites history Gore took the case to the
Florida Supreme Court, but Bush
The bottom line is WE ARE RIGHT
Santorum's war on Porn He's talking about everything but jobs Link Rick Santorum (R-Man-on-dog) doubled down Sunday on a campaign promise to crack down on the distribution of explicit pornography if elected, saying exposure to the content "can be very damaging." Santorum argues that current obscenity laws already prohibit the distribution of "hardcore obscene porn," and that Obama has failed to enforce these restrictions. As president, Santorum says he would instruct his attorney general to prosecute those who distribute content that his administration deems "obscene." Yes, and that's the problem. Santorum vs porn would be a lot like a nine year old boy with a hammer: Suddenly everything needs hammering. First he'd start with actual porn. How would he do that? Restrict the web the way they do in Cuba, North Korea and Saudi Arabia? Then he'd go after Playboy, then Desperate Housewives, Bill Maher and Glee. Then Two and a Half Men, then Bartcop, then Dancing With the Stars. Of course, he'd find nothing wrong with Rush Limbaugh's filth. Soon there'd be nothing left on TV but Lawrence Welk reruns. Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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Osama ordered Obama killed because "Biden isn't ready" to be president Link Documents taken from Osama bin Laden's compound reveal a plot to kill Obama. David Ignatius got a look at the documents, which will be available to the public soon, and he reports that bin Laden wanted his network to focus on attacks in America, rather than operations inside Muslim countries, and he specifically instructed attacks on Obama's aircraft. The way he saw it, "killing Obama will make Biden take over the presidency. … Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the US into a crisis." Hey Osama, you sure had shit for brains. Biden is damn well prepared to be president. Hell, he's been in the senate about as long as Obama's been alive. Admit it - you were too stupid to lead al Qaeda. Hey Osama, are you playing cards in Hell with Brietbart, Reagan and Helms? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Gingrich's sugar daddy Gingrich is in the race still
because he has a billionaire, Sheldon Adelson, forking over
money. Good point - Newt is the poster boy for why Citizens United doesn't work. Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Home Depot wants Obama Gone Shopping there is like a chicken shopping at KFC Link Home depot founder Ken Langone has embraced a new role as an unabashed critic of Obama. Last summer, after the White House and Congress (whose members Langone compared to "sex fiends" when around money) clashed over lifting the federal government's debt ceiling, Langone branded Obama "petulant" and "unpresidential" on CNBC. He even ripped him for entering the Oval Office without a suit jacket on—something, Langone insisted, Reagan never would have done. (PolitiFact rated this claim "mostly false"; Reagan sometimes wore track jackets in the Oval Office on weekends.) Obama is "not bringing us together," Langone said. "Divide us and we all lose. This has got to stop." So, the Home Depot boss is a racist and a Nazi dog - who knew? Maybe we should spend our remodeling money at Lowe's? BTW, Reagan wore a jacket in the oval office when he sold weapons to terrorists. He wore a jacket in the oval office when he ordered those Marines housed on land instead of on their ships where they would've been safe. Reagan wore a jacket in the oval office when he ordered our military to invade Grenada so the good puppy press would stop talking about Reagan's 200-dead disaster in Lebanon. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Home Depot I have spent my last dime at
home depot....what an ignorant, racist, pig... Someone
needs to smack him upside the head, Remember, every dollar you
spend at Home Depot goes to Romney's campaign.
Send
e-mail to BartSarah Palin Nude Link Today's Sarah Palin Nude impending disaster picture is especially cringe-inducing... Subject: Rising gas prices is PROOF that America is back. > Rising gas prices is
PROOF that America is back. The
other thing about telling the truth on this issue is that the
Rethuglican Oil Kings Send e-mail to Bart Thanks, they send me
pennies...
FOX News: Presidents can't control the price of gas That's
what they said when Der Monkey Fuhrer was in power.
Now that we have a Black guy, it's like "Nigger, WTF?" Link In 2008, to defend George Bush from Democrats' accusations that his policies were raising gas price, Fox News put together a series of video segments explaining why the president can't control the costs at the pump. Too bad it seems to have forgotten all about them. But Media Matters hasn't (of course). The watchdog group has put together a fantastic video medley of those Bush-era segments, and guess what? They're really good! It's probably the best journalistic stance you will ever see Fox News take, ever: (Via Slate's Moneybox) Too bad we can't get a Democrat to list the damn facts. How did I get stuck in a party of scared mutes? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: @BartCop wow, your website looks awful @BubbaTNelson That may be true, but it makes hundreds of dollars each month. Send e-mail to Bart Astrocat Check out the news and toons at
Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Quotes "Anyone who thinks Hispanics won't vote for a Republican, all you have to do is look at Puerto Rico and there's your answer." -- Romney, crowing about beating Santorum in PR after Rick told them they had to stop speaking Spanish and learn some f-ing English Hey Willard, it was a Republican primary. A Republican was going to win that contest no matter what, you f-ing idiot. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: brokered convention? Bart, I have a theory...I don't
know where this came from, but it just hit me today. Fat
Asss Christie and Jeb will not do for obvious reasons, so along comes
one of the quitters, Pawlenty, I
ask you, why wouldn't the republicans want to do this? Richard, I see where you're
going - but there's a problem:
Send
e-mail to BartThe GOP just ran an unvetted candidate (Palin) and it was a disaster. Sidebar: Did you know Palin had NO IDEA why there are two Koreas? Really, Sarah? You never watched an episode of MASH?? If they try to pick Jeb or Daniels at the last moment, they'll be stuck with that nagging feeling that he couldn't have won if he'd been vetted in the primaries. The GOP is stuck with shit candidates and they know it. They've drifted so far to the Right, only the crazies need apply. They booed the Golden Rule and they booed deployed soldiers and they hate the middle class and their message of hatred is failing them. At some point, a Republican will have to stand up and say, "We need to stop this madness and get back to the American mainstream." So much is happening so fast. The GOP needs to realize they've lost their precious Pigboy because their woman-hating and gay-hating and sex-hating and Black hating and Hispanic hating no longers works for them. Premier Toonist
Wolf Grulkey
is running for congress
Quotes "I'm strickly dickly. It might simplify my life if I were gay, but no. ... For me, it's an issue of civil rights. Who people want to sleep with and who they want to love should not have anything to do with government politics at all. And if you see me in a gay bar, it's only because they play the best music and my gay friends like to dance. Gay guys love me. It's the big boobs and blond hair." -- Megan McCain, on why her dad is such a hater Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: RED (neck) States It so tiring to hear the local idiots explain that Romney is their choice because he spent 25 years of his life lining his pockets helping to bring down the economic system worldwide; he must know how to fix it. (insert here hi$ motivation) By the same logic Adolf Hitler would be the ideal choice to end fascism. ha ha These stupid bastards are everywhere. OK & FL not to mention AL & MS most recently disgust me. Nice property there if you could get rid of the indigenes personnel. Carl who was in that Mexican Jail with Bart Send e-mail to Bart Can Hate Radio Survive?
Link Dan Sileo just got a taste of what might be called the Vulgar Pigboy Effect. On his sports show in Tampa last week, Sileo enthusiastically endorsed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ interest in a trio of free-agent players. Maybe a bit too enthusiastically. “If they got those three monkeys, I’m good,” Sileo said of the African Americana. That was Monday. By Tuesday, Sileo was gone, fired after 15 years behind the microphone. The station, owned by Nazu pigs Clear Channel, declined to talk about Sileo’s dismissal. Nevertheless, in the wake of the furor over Limbaugh’s meltdown, Sileo’s firing suggests that something has changed about hate radio. A medium built on race hatred and gay bashing is, once again, reassessing just where those limits are. How about NOT calling Black people "monkeys?" Maybe that's a good place to start. Pigboy, talk radio's senior woman hater, is still being battered by sane Americans. Dozens (make that ALL of them) of advertisers have declared Limbaugh’s program a no-go zone, at least temporarily. This has left his syndicator, Clear Channel-owned Premiere Radio Networks, to fill some of the commercial breaks on his program with freebie public-service ads. Did you know that Clear Channel is $15 billion in debt? Why is profit the LAST thing on the minds of the bosses at Clear Channel? Could it be they're NOT here to make money? Then why are they here? I hear the New York Post loses money - BIG time, but they soldier on. If the NY Post isn't interested in making money, what is their goal? I hear the Washington Times loses money - BIG time. If the Washington Times isn't interested in making money, what is their real motivation? I believe FOX News loses money - BIG time. If FOX News isn't interested in making money, what are they interested in? Obviously, their goal is to influence politics in this country. These profit-hating companies exist for what reason? The NY Post and FOX News are owned by Rupert Mursoch. He doesn't want to make money, he wants to change our politics. Murdoch pays millionaires to tell the poor to vote for the party of millionaires. Same for the Moonie Times. They pay hack writers to tell lies about Democrats and profits come last. I don't know who owns Clear Channel, but whoever that is, they didn't mind going $15 billion in debt, as long as the Pigboy got to scream race taunts at Obama, that's what Clear Channel wanted and that's what they've gotten - until now. These American-hating companies are NOT interested in making money. They exist ONLY to tear down Obama, Democrats and fairness for the middle class. Too bad we can't get some Democrat to point that out. How did I get stuck in this party of sheep? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: wish I could do more... Bart, I feel bad that I can't send more $, I'm just a working stiff and I'm trying to keep the wolf from the door. Fortunately I have a job. I'll do what I can as soon as I can, but I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate your site. I tell people about it all the time. You're a good guy and I know you are doing the best you can with what you have. Just wanted you to know that all of us readers appreciate you and your hard work. Hope support for your blog gets better soon. Bluedeer Blue deer, thanks for that. If everyone bought a Weber outdoor cooker/smoker, I would make some money - but that's a little unlikely :) Thanks. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car
Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that looks like a Citroen Traction Avant (sounds fancier than "front drive"), a very ahead of its time front-wheel drive French car. This one looks to be "hot-rodded." By the way, a gymkhana is a sports car competition usually done in parking lots by car clubs to display one's car handling skills and compete against others. (Don't know why Obama has been ruled out as unable to participate, or why it would be an issue. I'm not aware of any racist sports car groups) Phil on the Northcoast Maybe they're teaching in a racial taunt-style so the young skulls of Okie Hitler Youth will pay attention? Send e-mail to Bart The GOP's War on Women We're fighitn the women-haters - can you help us? You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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or you could send a "love" check tobartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 We accept credit cards Thank you I Was Born in March/September Bart When we leave, how many thousands of Afghan nationals need to come home with us? The Taliban will behead anyone who helped us, so maybe we've found some new occupants for those tens of thousands of empty, foreclosed homes? I know, let's bring ALL the women who want to leave to America and the Taliban can get frisky with their goats for all I care. Today's Mystery Celebrity Link One of the hottest women Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart, that's Catherine Bach -- Daisy Duke on "The Dukes of Hazzard." What a knockout she was! Leo in Maryland Send e-mail to Bart Today's Food Mystery
Link Subject: last issue's Food Mystery Link Bart, it's... Last issue's Food Mystery was a Rib Eye Steak. Don't worry, we're almost out of Food Mysteries (Readers do the wave...) Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "This country is emerging from the worst recession since the Great Depression, the greatest economic and financial crisis of our lifetimes. The economic policies that helped create that situation are ones that Gingrich supported, and they’re the kinds of policies that he advocates to this day.” -- WH Spokesman Jay Carney, dslapping Newt for calling Obama "The Food Stamp President." Link I haven't said this before but I really like Jay Carney. I watched him for years on McLaughlin and other talk shows and he's a great spokesperson, unlike that incoherent Robert Gibbs who must've gotten that WH job thru nepotism. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link We need more Greatness stories Problem? Many/most liberals do not believe in self defense. When the Teabaggers go "Second Amendment Solution" on us, I can't fight them all off with my four guns. Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Austin, TX, home of SXSW Chevron Steve I should go to SXSW next year. Where could I get a guide for that? Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is the late Dr. Jack Kevorkian, also referred to as "Dr. Death" for his advocacy and practice (as assistant) of assisted suicide. Phillip R, Jim B, Bret in Elmira, another Jim B, Roger S, Dale S, Ralph H, R Berliner, S. Williams, S. Leonard, M Finnerty, Mark with no last name, Lydia S, J Berres, S. St John, ducks, Elaine the Doctor, Vince the Ham, the Ole Vat! Sooz, C French, Cannon Beach Mickey! D Bailey, Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Bart, we need you more than ever. Keep hammering! Keith in Los Angeles If some rich Democrat could throw $2,500-$5,000 my way it would sure take the pressure off for the upcoming political season. I hate to spend so much time every day trying to raise money. Ringers's Sarah Michelle Gellar Check out over 600 sexy, tasteful photos of Sarah Michelle Gellar in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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