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"There's a lot of things that haven't been hammered at because Rick and Mitt have been kind of going at each other. Now that they've kind of trained their barrels on President Obama I'm afraid his, I hope his teleprompters are bulletproof." -- Foster Friess, super-rich handjob/Santorum supporter, Link "I mean that figuratively..." -- Fries, after letting that thought hang there for a few seconds, Link Send e-mail to Bart Red states are hellholes of ignorance and failure. We know there's a better way, we just need somebody willing to fight for it. Obama gets Blunt w/ Syria
Tells Assad: "Stop killing your people" Link The White House on Thursday bluntly told Syria's al-Assad to "stop killing your people" as Obama closely watched whether Syrian forces kept the terms of a fragile cease-fire brokered by Kofi Annan. In an unusually direct statement to the regime in Damascus, Obama press secretary Jay Carney said from the White House podium: "Our message is to the Assad regime: Stop killing your people. Stop the violence. Commit yourself to a cease-fire. Commit yourself fully to implementing the Annan plan. Remove your troops, withdraw your materiel, your weapons, from urban population centers. And I hope that this message is heard." It appears Obama has taken a step here. By issuing the order to stop, if Assad doesn't, Obama will have to take the next step. So, Obama has set in motion a plan to do something about Syria. It's about time. Send e-mail to Bart Shop Online
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Obama outwits Dog-on-Roof Women don't like spineless Willard Link “His polices have been really a war on women,” Romney lied. “Over 92 percent of the jobs lost under this president were lost by women,” Man-on-Dog said, without offering proof. The move was a classic example of what has become a consistent Romney maneuver: projecting his own vulnerabilities onto his opponent, in this case his toxic polling with women voters. But Romney’s move quickly revealed the dangers of playing on your opponent’s territory. A group of Romney advisers held a conference call immediately after the Fox News interview in which they repeated Romney’s “92 percent” claim and lamented the “enormous damage” done to women under Obama. But when three reporters asked the logical follow up — why are there fewer jobs for men in recent months and what would Romney do to fix the gender gap in hiring? — they were unable to offer any explanation. Another obvious follow-up question, “Does Romney support the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, which makes it easier for women to sue over pay discrimination and was Obama’s first signed law?” generated only a long, awkward pause before an aide finally said: “We’ll get back to you on that.” Ir's hard to believe our whore press actually asked a question that counted. Many gasbags can be popped with a simple, "Explain yourself," but nobody ever says that. It's like our whore press gets paid to keep us uninformed. Subject: Newt says guns are a human right! Newt Gingrich declared before the NRA that he "will submit a treaty to the United Nations that would make the right to bear arms a universal human right." However - it's what Newt didn't say that makes me wonder if he's serious about gun rights. Newt didn't say that when the Moon is the 51st state and he's governor of the Moon - after serving 2 term as President of the United States - if he would extend gun rights to the moon. Makes you wonder if he's going to cave in just because liberal scientists think that it would be dangerous to discharge a gun inside of a pressurized living enclosure. Or is he going to make you put on a spacesuit and take it outside? Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Breitbart: Death of a liar Some people admire liars - weird Link On the Web, there was a huge outpouring of both invective and grief. Dark, unsubstantiated theories that he was murdered mushroomed immediately, (that's fitting) while 24 of his friends used the hashtag #DJBreitbart on Twitter to offer a playlist of his beloved '80s music. Really? Who was his favorite, Winger or Richard Marx? His own Twitter account (which included more than 80 tweets sent on the day before his death) now sits as a frozen memorial. In the days following his death, many of his admirers adopted a meme of "I am Breitbart," and vowed to continue his work of telling lies and distorting the truth. . But even though his Web site, run by his business partner and lifelong friend Larry Solov, is fully staffed and unveiled a redesign after his death, there could be no real replacement. For good or ill (and most would say ill), no one did it like Mr. Breitbart. That's what they said about Mickey the Torch! Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Take a rich baseball player like Albert Pujols, Pujols is paid $24M a year, but he only pays Soc Sec on $110,000. $24,000,000 income only $110,000 taxable That's a crime. Obviously, the super-rich bribed our crooked congress to get that loophole and if we had a Democrat in the White House he (or she) might correct that situation. Quotes "Ann Romney has actually never worked a day in her life. She's never really dealt with the kinds of economic issues that a majority of women in this country are facing in terms of how do we feed our kids? How do we send them to school? And why we worry about their future.” -- CNN employee Hilary Rozen, clumsily speaking the truth, Link "I apologize. Working moms, stay-at-home moms, they're both extremely hard jobs. I know, I've shared them both, and I'm sorry if I offended you." -- CNN employee Hilary Rozen, stupidly apologizing for a clumsy truth, Link She was one word off - all she had to say was "I meant to say Ann Romney has never HAD to work a day in her life." Then you might follow that up with, "A working mother on minimum wage makes $15,000 a year. Ann Romney's hudband brings home $20,000,000 every year, year after year. Ann Romney has no idea what it's like to survive on $15,000 a year," and who could argue with that? Democrats are so helpless in a fight. They have no idea how to argue, frame a topic or defend the truth. Democrats need somebody with an IQ of 64 to teach them how to win. How did I get stuck in a party that has no idea how to fight? Send e-mail to Bart A cool thing sent in by Tj Go to http://hirmes.com/phototimeline/index.html and put in the name of someone whose appearance has changed over the years. For instance, if you put in John Lennon and the years 1963-1968, you get this. Send e-mail to Bart Cards' Squirrel on Championship Rings Some say he turned things around for St Louis Link Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude Link Check out the news and toons at
Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Getting around the Buffet Rule It's unAmerican to ask the rich to pay taxes Link "Asking the rich to pay taxes is total gimmickry,” said Politico Executive Editor Jim Vandehei. “It’s 1 percent of what you need to take care of the deficit. There’s a big danger for Obama in that they become so insanely political in an insanely political culture.” “Obama’s claim that the Buffett Rule ‘is something that will get us moving in the right direction toward fairness’ would be more convincing if he took other steps in that direction, too,” wrote double-douchebag Dana Milbank in a piece that also dubbed the rule “gimmicky.” Substantively, the most common Buffett Rule critique is that, according to some GOP handjobs, it would raise only $47 billion over 10 years — a thimble in the nation’s ocean of debt. Exactly - we need to raise taxes on the super-rich by a lot, not a little. If they don't like it, I hear taxes are low in Yemen. Boo hoo - the super-rich have it so bad. How is a guy making $10M a year supposed to get by on just $9 million? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama can legally kill Bart, Again, people have issue with the notion of the executive making the determination that someone has joined with the enemy and then carrying out a punishment. I would guess that's a minority point of view. The process, according to the constitution, is for the charge to be adjudicated in a court of law. Stripping a citizen of their due process rights, and imprisoning or executing them, based solely on the word of the executive, is unamerican, and entirely unconstitutional. I can't fathom that you don't get that, even if you think Alwaki deserved it. Why do we even have a court system if the executive gets this power? The cops or Zimmerman doing the same judge, jury, executioner act, is hardly compelling. Joe Joe, you have failed to make yourself clear. Are you saying cops shouldn't carry guns? Or are you saying they can carry guns, but not use them? Cops carry guns in case they run into someone who needs to be killed right away and there's no way to stop time and give the gunman his day in court. If someone is building bombs for US airliners, should we invade that country? Should we send in the Seals and have them try to locate the bomber? Should we ignore the bomber and hope he doesn't get lucky? Since you object to the way mad-dog bombers are brought to justice how would you handle it better? Zimmerman belongs in jail. A cop who shoots a campus sniper gets a medal. Quotes "Things like this don't happen once if they didn't happen before," -- super-rich GOP handjob Darrel Issa, on the Secret Service sex scandal, Link Darrel, you're not making any sense. You're saying every crime is a repeat offense? That doesn't make any sense on any level. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Who gives a shit About Tiger? For the majority of us US citizens who do not golf and will never be at Augusta and could give a rat's ass about golf who really cares about Tiger and his behavior? I could care less. I hope he did hurt his foot while kicking his clubs and acting like a child. But really? Who gives a rat's ass except the talking heads who need to fill air-time? Dave in Oregon Dave, not sure what your point is. Who cares who wins Pennsylvania? Who cares if women can enter all-male golf havens? Who cares if Romney is the Republicunt nominee? Who cares if the racist cops finally arrested Zimmerman? Who cares if Obama declares war on pot and poker? I comment on things in the news. Without that - there's no page. Sidebar: Isn't it interesting that "the greatest golfer of all time" can't sink a six-foot putt when he's still in the prime of his career? It would seem that being an arrogant tomcat gave Eldrick unusual powers. Without them, he's just another stumbling schlub in the pack. Physically, he's still Tiger the Great. Mentally, he's Eldrick from Cypress, California. If Eldrick's not in therapy, he should be. Maybe Eldrick, who is single, should fly to Vegas, rent some hookers and then go play some golf and see if his game gets any better. Somehow, that's all related in his head. Send e-mail to Bart Bachmann still "curing" gayness
After he denied doing it... Link Up until last year, Marcus Bachmann denied that his clinics practiced ex-gay therapy. That is, until John Becker outed one of Bachmann's counselors for providing the "service" with an undercover video last summer. Bachmann later admitted that his clinics perform ex-gay therapy upon request. Despite the shit-storm of negatively publicity Becker's scoop generated, a documentary filmmaker revealed on Tuesday that Bachmann's clinics are still practicing ex-gay therapy. Kristina Lapinski, 24, went undercover last week for some ex-gay counseling at Bachmann's Burnsville office. She recorded the session with a camera pen, and the footage will be released this fall as part of a GAY U.S.A. the Movie project. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link We need more Greatness stories We're
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