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"He told me to go fuck myself,"
-- Peter Scher, on his last day advising John Edwards after he told Edwards
that having an affair with that golddigging golddigger was a bad idea Link
John, remember why you hired that guy?
To give you advice on how to win, right?
You should've listened to him, John.
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"He told me to go fuck myself,"
-- Peter Scher, on his last day advising John Edwards after he told Edwards
that having an affair with that golddigging golddigger was a bad idea Link
John, remember why you hired that guy?
To give you advice on how to win, right?
You should've listened to him, John.
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If only the Democrats could convince the poor to vote.
They have all the power - they just refuse to use it.
al Qaeda to kill US Hostage
Unless Obama dances for them - He won't
Link
In a video released Sunday by al-Qaida, American hostage Warren Weinstein said he will be killed
unless Obama agrees to the militant group's demands.
"My life is in your hands, Mr. President," Weinstein said in the video.
"If you accept the demands, I live; if you don't accept the demands, then I die."
Weinstein was abducted last August in Lahore, Pakistan, after gunmen broke into his home.
The 70-year-old from Rockville, Md., is the country director in Pakistan for J.E. Austin Associates,
a Virginia-based firm that advises a range of Pakistani business and government sectors.
Warren, I think you're probably going to regret moving to Pakistan.
Who told you you'd be safe over there?
Who told you that was a good idea?
Did J.E. Austin and Associates offer you a $10K bonus to move to Pakistan?
Obama did not put your life in danger.
You did that when you decided to move to f-ing Pakistan, of all goddamn places.
Didn't you see some headlines about a year ago with "Pakistan" in them?
And you thought moving over there was a great idea?
I hope for the best but logic and history say you're in serious trouble.
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Quotes
"How an I going to fix the economy? I'll tell you how I'm going to fix the economy.
I'm going to look at what Obama has done and do the opposite. ha ha ha ha ha ha."
-- Romney, pinned down on his plans for the economy
It's too bad America doesn't have a free press.
It would be interesting if some reporter were to reply,
"Sir, do you realize that's not an answer about how you'd handle the economy?"
But no, they just let him get away with that bullshit.
Truth is, Romney's plan to "fix" the economy is to give more to the rich,
which was Der Monkey Fuhrer's plan and where did that get us?
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ONE WTC now NYC's Tallest
But aren't they lying to themselves?
Link
The placement of a column of the 100th floor brought the colossal new steel structure of One World Trade Center
tower to a height of 1,271 feet -- surpassing the frame of the Empire State Building, which is currently New York's
tallest skyscraper, by 21 feet.
Built on what was referred to as ground zero in Lower Manhattan,
the building is expected to reach 1,776 feet when it is finished in 2014.
Aren't they getting a little carried away with this?
They like to pretend this building will be "1776 feet tall," but that's not even close to being true.
They're going to have offices in the first 1000 feet, then 100 feet of air conditioners and equipment.
Then, after they add their towers and antennae, they're going to erect a 400 spike into the air
and they're going to pretend that's a building that rises to 1776 feet.
If Tom Cruise puts on Slash''s top hat, does that mean he's six feet tall?
No, it means Tom Cruise is wearing a damn hat.
Why do we have to lie about the height of this building?
BTW...
Quotes
"I just don't see how they're going to sell it.
Who would want to be in there?" Link
-- New Yorker Bob Wenz, who was coming out of the subway when the second plane hit on 9-11
Arnold to GOP: Change or Die
Former Gov Musclehead has some ideas...
Link
That's why I am so bothered by the party's recent loss of two up-and-coming Republicans
like Nathan Fletcher and Anthony Adams. (Cali locals) On the one hand, I respect their
standing up for principle. On the other, I hate to see them go.
I'm sure they would have preferred to remain Republicans, but in the current climate,
the extreme right wing of the party is targeting anyone who doesn't meet its strict criteria.
Its new and narrow litmus test for party membership doesn't allow compromise.
We need to remind the Republicans who want to enforce ideological purity that if they succeed,
they will undo Reagan's work to create an inclusive party that could fit many different views.
Being a Republican used to mean finding solutions for the American people that worked
for everyone. It used to mean having big ideas that moved the country forward.
It can mean that again, but big ideas don't often come from small tents.
It's time to stop thinking of the HOP as an exclusive club where your ideological card is
checked at the door, and start thinking about how we can attract more solution-based
leaders like Nathan Fletcher and Anthony Adams.
I have said for years and years that someday, some Republican hero will eventually stand up and say,
"We've lost our way - we have to reject extremism and move back towards the center."
Wouldn't it be funny if this big Republican hero turned out to be Mr. Tiddys and Dope?
"I must confess - I like da tiddys and da dope."
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Subject: Holder and Obama
I was just reading the story about Kimmel talking about medical marijuana at the WHCD and saw this:
Attorney General Eric Holder was a guest of The Huffington Post at the correspondents' dinner.
Before it began, a HuffPost reporter noted to Holder that Obama's reference to "congressional law"
was misleading because the executive branch could simply remove marijuana from its "schedule one"
designation, thereby recognizing its medical use.
"That's right," Holder said.
WTF!! All Obama has to do is say "pot is not schedule 1" and it becomes legal for medical use?
What the fuck's he waiting for??
John
He's waiting until after the election.
It seems that every move Obama has made as president has been designed to take an election issue away
from the GOP. That's why he's always agreeing with Bitch & Boner and stealing their issues to run on.
He's had to crack down on legal pot users so thay can't say, "He's soft on drugs."
Maybe Second Term Obama will be what he promised us in 2008.
It will be exciting to see a Democrat in the White House again.
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How is refusing to speak a "major disruption?"
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Romney's Latino Problem
Sick bastrado has nowhere to go
Link
Romney's positions put him sharply at odds with the vast majority of Univision’s audience, with the
network’s own editorial line, and most definitely with the opinions of its star news anchor, Jorge Ramos.
Yet there was Romney, opposite Ramos on a stage at Miami Dade College, trying to convince Univision’s
viewers that he was all for immigration—so long as it was done the right way. The questioning was civil but
then Ramos threw a curveball. He wanted to know whether Romney felt that he was a Mexican American,
since his father was born in Mexico. The question put Romney, whose great-grandfather had fled the United
States to avoid arrest for practicing polygamy, in a supremely awkward po-sition. If he said yes, conservatives
might think him even more suspect. But if he said no, he would lose one of the few oppor-tunities he had to
connect with a vitally important audience. “I would love to be able to convince people of that, particularly in
a Florida primary,” Romney responded. “But I think that might be disingenuous on my part.”
It was probably the best answer he could have given, but it provided the mainstream press,
which covered the interview, with yet another squirm-inducing anec-dote about the candidate.
And it certainly didn’t help him with Latino voters.
But that's Romney's primary (pun intended) problem.
Like an idiot, he went on-the-record saying "I'm a severe conservative," which doesn't even make sense.
What he meant was "I'm sicker than any piece of shit on this stage," but his wording was clumsy-er.
Will Romney remain a "severe conservative" and piss-off women, Blacks, Hispanics and Catholics?
Or will he deny he ever said that and run towards the voters in the center?
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Sarah Palin Nude
Link
Romney wants voters to see Jimmy Carter in Obama
Christ, that's a stupid headline
Link
Romney is likening Obama's economic record to the weak performance of Jimmy Carter.
Romney returned to the familiar ground of talking about the U.S. economy on Wednesday
after the campaign trail was dominated for days by the first anniversary of Obama killing
that rat0bastard Osama bin Laden, an issue that played more to Obama's strengths.
Romney accused Obama of being anti-business and compared him to Carter,
seen by Republicans as an example of a weak Democratic president.
Note: "seen by Republicans as weak" because he refesued to arm the Iranian terrorists.
On taking office, Reagan rewarded the terrorists with missles and the GOP loves him for that.
"This is the most anti-small business president that I've seen probably since Carter,"
he said in Virginia. It was his second unflattering reference in two days to Carter.
We can call Obama "Carter" 1,000 times, but he'll always be the guy who got
that fucker bin Laden after the Republicans said bin Laden "was not that important."
Suck on that.
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POP Quiz from the Past
Former Georgia Rep. Bob Barr (R-Passes for White) once told Larry King, live on CNN,
that he wrote a check to some women's clinic (hospital - whatever)
so he and his wife could have their unborn daughter aborted.
When Larry King asked him why he did that, what was the
staunchly, anti-choice Barr's most excellent comic reply?
I remember that one, Bart
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FB, good work!
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Subject: veteran in NM
The war on drugs is a war on people, including the poor, and disabled people, and me, a disabled vet.
I am eligible for medical MJ her in NM, but our Gov., Susana Martinez, wants our beautiful state to be
more like Texas, (a regressive shithole) where she gets a lot of her $. So whe wants a list of all patients
getting MJ for medical reasons. Wonder why? Maybe I'd get a little visit some night from the local SWAT
version of Barney Fife on steroids. Just to make sure I wasn't enjoying getting a buzz or something.
Next to getting a hard-on, that's as evil and satanic as it gets.
ha ha
Like the other guy above, I've been puffing for decades, and we are in much better shape than our
booze drinking acquaintances, most of whom are truly brain dead after years of cheap booze and TV.
Now that Mexican drug lords are buying up Texas real estate, (in cash mostly) maybe they'll contribute
to Susana's re-election campaign. After all, keeping drugs illegal made them rich, and putting poor people
and pot smokers in jail is a great business here in the southwest. They may want to invest in the prison business.
Mike the Vet
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Romney can hold a pen and he's brainless
so Grover's found the perfect Republican!
Where was the media on May Day?
They were obsessing over Obama's old girlfriends
Link
A series of May Day tweets from Reuters encapsulated the failure of much of the American
mainstream media to understand the Occupy movement. First the outlet declared the spring
resurgence to be a "dud" based on a rainy morning of pickets in midtown Manhattan attended by
scattered dozens or even hundreds. Then an hour later a second tweet arrived saying that Occupy
had come back and was not in fact a dud because tens of thousands converged in Union Square.
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Today's Mystery Car
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, the mystery car is a 1955 Ford Thunderbird, not my favorite color, though!
JimB in Sheridan OR
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Subject: bald eagles (last issue)
It's mature bald eagles with an immature one.
The two mature birds are probably the parents, and the immature bird was their
current year's offspring who has just recently left the nest. Bald eagle parents
look out for their chicks for a while even after they leave the nest.
Immature bald eagles have that mixture of light and dark feathers and
the beak is brown. Golden eagles are a more uniform brown color.
The beak changes to bright yellow at the same time the head feathers
turn white; about 5 years of age.
John S
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The GOP's War on Women
What's the very first thing the Bush bastards did after they took Iraq?
They made it legal to steal Iraq's oil and rape American women.
They set it up this way on purpose.
If you CLAIMED you were raped, by law, the "crime" went to arbitration.
Seriously - rape was legal, but you had the right to sue IF you were willing to run the gauntlet.
Conclusion: They hate women.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, the mystery car is a 1955 Ford Thunderbird, not my favorite color, though!
JimB in Sheridan OR
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Subject: bald eagles (last issue)
It's mature bald eagles with an immature one.
The two mature birds are probably the parents, and the immature bird was their
current year's offspring who has just recently left the nest. Bald eagle parents
look out for their chicks for a while even after they leave the nest.
Immature bald eagles have that mixture of light and dark feathers and
the beak is brown. Golden eagles are a more uniform brown color.
The beak changes to bright yellow at the same time the head feathers
turn white; about 5 years of age.
John S
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The GOP's War on Women
What's the very first thing the Bush bastards did after they took Iraq?
They made it legal to steal Iraq's oil and rape American women.
They set it up this way on purpose.
If you CLAIMED you were raped, by law, the "crime" went to arbitration.
Seriously - rape was legal, but you had the right to sue IF you were willing to run the gauntlet.
Conclusion: They hate women.
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Today's Mystery Celebrity is quite hot.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, your Mystery Celebrity is Halle Berry.
Mark with no last name
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Istanbul, Turkey,
home of the magnificent Hagia Sophia Basilica Mosque.
Nelson
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is Marlon Brando playing pool,
either in or as a break during the filming of "Viva Zapata."
Geoff
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